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Celebrity Claptrap aka Celebrity Twaddle··
·Index for this page.· ·Plans for this page· 
·Awards for Celebrity Claptrap· ·Awards for Celebrity Twaddle·
·Politicians-- Also included are political soul-mates of Celebrity Claptrappers.
·The Mother of All Sites on Hollywood Tripe (great rhyme, ain't it?):  HollywoodHalfwits.
····
The folks who by fame are too coddled...
think fame gives them truth in a bottle.··
··
    If fame revealed truth in a bottle
    or bred intellectual models,
    celebrities' visions
    would manifest wisdom
    instead of Celebrity Twaddle.

    To spotlight their efforts to swaddle
    themselves as morality models
    to pose and pronounce,
    we're proud to announce
    Awards for Celebrity Twaddle.*  

    The need to be iconoclastic
    t'wards those who are socially plastic
    is also well-served
    with humor and verve
    by Mark t'ward the Hollywood HalfWits.** 

    And further a method to tartly
    respond to the Hollywood smarties
    to mock their sedition
    is signing petitions***    
    designed by a lady named Bardsley.
··
--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·

··
The captions and links (below) to satire/commentary in PoliSat.Com's Archives mocking the ClapTrap and Twaddle of celebrities and some of their political bedfellows are arranged in reverse chronological order.  Each link is coded to identify the year, month, date and update number-- For example, #20030304-01 means the year 2003, the month 03, the date 04 and the update numbered -01 on that date.  Coming soon:  An index for this page identifying all people discussed or mocked in these Daily Updates and linking those names with the descriptive-links below.  Also coming soon, "Awards for Celebrity Claptrap" and "Awards for Celebrity Twaddle".
··
The Streisands-- There they go again.
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du031031.htm#20031024-01]
··
I'm handsome, I'm Lib'ral, I'm Clooney and count on my fans to be Loonie.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du031031.htm#20031021-01]
··
Coming soon from Gore: the Bore Casting Network.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du031031.htm#20031001-01]
··
The game the Iraqis must play for Lib'ral support for some aid.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030930.htm#20030929-01]
··
Said Ford in Australia, the war is a failure.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030831.htm#20030828-01]··

What Cronkite today would call "lib'ral" is better defined as "illib'ral"··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030831.htm#20030827-01]

The Franken Briars in Franken's "Liars."··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030831.htm#20030826-01]

A pass in the Spin Zone would score in the end zone··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030831.htm#20030818-01]

Re: Fox versus Franken for phrases he's yankin'.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030831.htm#20030813-01]

The old New York Times becomes New York Mimes··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030531.htm#20030512-01]

Madonna gives Frenchmen her thanks for efforts to stymie the Yanks··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030531.htm#20030509-01]

When bullhorns of fame are used to defame··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030531.htm#20030506-01]

The real Norman Mailer:  Bizarre self-impaler··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030430-01]

For Not In Our Name, the spokesman they'd name··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030428-01]

Opinions from Bubba to Blair undercover (yes, Bubba's a celebrity wannabe)··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030425-01]

Offense against Dixie by Chicks to be glitzy··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030424-01]

Return of Sarandon and roosting of bantams··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030421-01]

Petroskey, I'm sorry you said that you're "sorry."··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030418-01]

Bubba's Two Guns (yes, Bubba's a celebrity wannabe)
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030417-01]··

Though Robbins loves dishing it out, 
on being dish-ee, he's a whiner who pouts··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030416-01]

CNN: Collaborators' News Network (Part II)··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030415-01]

CNN: Collaborators' News Network.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030413-01]

Iraqi delusions and Lib'ral illusions.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030411-01]

Petroskey's home-run: An error undone··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030410-01]

Contrast Private Lynch with "stars" and the French··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030430.htm#20030402-01]

Arnett's views are clearer as Fog on the Mirror··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030331.htm#20030331-01]

Reporting for National Geographic: 
Arnett from the Baby Milk Fact'ry··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030331.htm#20030330-01]

The Syrupy Dreams of Vermont's Howard Dean.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030331.htm#20030310-01]

The folks who by fame are too coddled...
think fame gives them truth in a bottle.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030331.htm#20030306-01]

The nom de plume, "Not in Our Names," 
is cover for "Not in Our Brains."··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030331.htm#20030304-01]

Applying the logic of history's factors... 
to anti-war slogans of Frenchmen and actors.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030227-01]


Delusioned, M-S-N-B-C fires Donahue, Prince of PeeCee.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030225-01]

Artistically "stretching" by Clooney... 
reveals that his thinking is loony.··
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030223-01]

An SUV Pledge to give us an edge.· (about Hollywood vs SUV's)
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030221-01]

Again Martin Sheen is venting his spleen.
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030220-01]

Omissions by "Not In Our Name" 
show balance is "Not In Our Game."·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030219-01]

It's Shroeder, Saddam & Chirac talking ugly...
... to East Europeans supporting us snugly.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030218-01]

Will Franken receive "affirmation" 
in radio talks to the nation?·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030217-01]

Says Clark, Dubya's blare made France au contraire.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030216-01]

Why France despite speeches by Powell
 is ready to throw-in the towel.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030214-01]

The Letterman "take" on Frenchmen who wait.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030211-02]

The blindness of those who assert our war-plans caused "orange alert.".·
(about the mentality generally exhibited by the Hollywood Left)
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030211-01]

Proposing peace-keepers ignores Srebrenica.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030210-01]

The French and the Germans promoting...
a right to use force without voting.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030209-01]

"A spade is a spade" means truth is conveyed.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030208-01]

Advice from the French, who stay on the bench.·
The French response yesterday to Powell's speech warrants a reprise of my Jan. 28, 2003 Update.
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030206-01]

The French look at wolves with eyes behind wool.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030228.htm#20030205-01]

The Axis of Feeble meets Axis of Weasels..·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030131.htm#20030131-01]

From Rumsfeld, italics and bold:  
"The views of the French are too 'old.' ".·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030131.htm#20030130-01]

Connections of dots on our fate are better too soon than too late..·
(about Ted Kennedy, a Hollywood bedfellow)
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030131.htm#20030129-01]

Advice from the French who play on the bench..·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030131.htm#20030128-01]

The preference revealed by "humans" as "shields."·
("human sheilds" are Hollywood soul-mates.)
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030131.htm#20030122-01]

It's time Belafonte were "gonged" for singing his Sambo-Mon Song.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030131.htm#20030120-01]

The Democracy of Hypocrisy is Dumbocracy's Mockracy.·
(Hollywood's claim that SUV's "support terror")
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030131.htm#20030117-01]

Since Cuomo was hushed and Hightower flushed, 
we wonder who's next as a counter to Rush.·
[http://polisat.com/du2003/du030131.htm#20030103-01]

Got billions? Got millions? Got minions?·
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021231.htm#20021212-01]

Celebrities love to defy the rules that to others apply.·
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021130.htm#20021107-01]

The latest prediction by Cronkite 
invokes the "America's wrong" rite.·
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021031.htm#20021029-01]

A view about actors as moral detractors.·
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021031.htm#20021028-01]

Sarandon gets febrile 'cause Dubya says "evil.".·
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021031.htm#20021027-01]

The parody sung by McCain shows People Knead People with fame.·
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021031.htm#20021020-01]

Why "stars" are emotive impugning our motives.·
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021031.htm#20021019-01]

"Got treaty" was Bubba's idea; 
"Got nukes" confessed Kim's North Korea.·
(about Clinton, a Hollywood soul-mate)
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021031.htm#20021017-01]

The stuff Streisand states in her "Truth-Alert" 
is proof her cerebrum is too inert."·
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021031.htm#20021016-01]

"The Sambo-Mon Song"·
(song-parody about Harry Belafonte's trashing of Colin Powell & Condi Rice)
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021031.htm#20021008-01]

"Their nom de plume "Not In Our Name" 
instead should be "Not In Our Brains."·
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du021031.htm#20021007-01]

Says Bar'bra in sending her fax: "I can't connect dots to Iraq."·*·
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020930.htm#20020926-01]

Delusions of hope to restrain a megalomaniac brain..
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020930.htm#20020912-01]

Now McEnroe's back in our face to lecture on "losing with grace.".
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020930.htm#20020910-01]

Says Mailer, America's error is how she's reacting to terror..
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020930.htm#20020908-01]

Says Bubba "No bombin' 'til catchin' bin Laden"* [*a paraphrased quotation]..
(about Clinton, a Hollywood bedfellow)
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020930.htm#20020907-01]

Again Bar'bra's singing for people but only the ones who knead people.
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020831.htm#20020820-01]

The words of Sarandon were clearly bizarre...
... in telling the British how "lucky" they are.
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020831.htm#20020818-01]

Now Harrelson spews the chimera that "warfare on terror is terror."
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020831.htm#20020810-01]

From me not a nickel for Cruise to launch missiles..
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020731.htm#20020701-01]

How Sum of All Fears can Fumble All Seers..
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020630.htm#20020602-01]

The beach-front horizons of Redford and Streissand..
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020505-01]


Says Baldwin, George Bush's election was "like 9-1-1" for the nation..
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020308-01]

It's Baldwin the shrieker, who's no promise-keeper..
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020306-01]

The West-Wing producer named Sorkin... 
has shown his best skill is in dorkin'.
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020122-01]

What smug Europeans ignore: That they started both the World Wars.
(Many Europeans, especially the French, are Hollywood's political soul mates)
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020228.htm#20020210-01]

For some, in a war against evil, their weapon of choice is to wheedle..
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020228.htm#20020205-01]

Abroad, Robert Altman displays his fondness for leftist clichés.  
[http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020122-01]

Says Streisand, "To keep the Earth clean, 
stop using convenience machines." .
[http://polisat.com/du2001/du010630.htm#20010619-01]

When Doolittle led his own raid, 
the danger was worse than the grave.  
[http://polisat.com/du2001/du010531.htm#20010529-01]

The Natural helps pantheist friends attack All the President's Men.
[http://polisat.com/du2001/du010531.htm#20010515-01]

Celebrities' need to have do-gooder creeds.  
[http://polisat.com/du2001/du010430.htm#20010426-01]

A moral proctologist plays a geologist.  
[http://polisat.com/du2001/du010430.htm#20010425-01]

The Dummy Girl roars at the second-place bores.   
[http://polisat.com/du2001/du010430.htm#20010402-01]

Petty Woman 
(sung by Slick Willie to Julia Roberts). (PoliSat Parody of "Pretty Woman")
[http://polisat.com/du2001/du010331.htm#20010317-01]

People Who Need People or People Who Knead People.  
[http://polisat.com/du2000/du001031.htm#20001030-01]

A good raison d'être: Orevoir Barb the Diva.  
[http://polisat.com/du2000/du001031.htm#20001029-01]

Sheen does his thing as star of "Left Wing"  
[http://polisat.com/du2000/du001031.htm#20001008-01]

The "wisdom" of Sheen as star of "West Wing"   
[http://polisat.com/du2000/du000930.htm#20000928-01]

Will Alec Baldwin become a Promise Keeper?  
[http://polisat.com/du2000/du000930.htm#20000917-01]

Susan Sarandon, political bantam. 
[http://polisat.com/du2000/du000930.htm#20000910-01]

The Who? Me-dia? 
[http://polisat.com/du2000/du000831.htm#20000820-01]

Dan Rather-Blather falsely smears Independent Counsel, 
Republicans and the Bush Campaign. 
[http://polisat.com/du2000/du000831.htm#20000818-01]

Rosie O'Donnell shoots from the HipOcracy*  
[http://polisat.com/du2000/du000531.htm#20000526-01]

ABC News-- Pioneers in Journalistic Expertise.  
(quoted by Brit Hume in final minute of Special Report on Apr. 6, 2000)
[http://polisat.com/du2000/du000430.htm#20000405-01]