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Sambo-Mon
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Extended Thanksgiving Holiday.·
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--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 24, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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Medievalist views of "blasphemous" news.·
·
If peaceable Muslims who loudly complain
that Westerners view their beliefs with disdain
would be as emphatic
condemning fanatics,
respect they are seeking they soon would obtain.
But yet when Nigerian Muslims engaged
in murder propelled by fanatical rage
at blasphemous views
expressed in the news,
no outrage by "moderates" yet is displayed.
'Til peaceable Muslims condemn and eschew
fanatic beliefs in medievalist views,
their silence implies
beliefs that belie
professions of faith in a modernist view.·
·
Inspired by news
reports of murders and riots in Nigeria initiated by Muslims offended by a
newspaper article suggesting Mohammed would have not been offended by the Miss
World Pageant and might have selected one of the contestants as a wife. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 23, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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Consumer protection or overprotection?.·
·
Consumer protection in Texas employs
a ban against things that are not Real McCoys
at gals-only parties
like "Tupperware" parties
for selling not dishes but sexual toys.
But lawyers for women arrested proclaim
the Real McCoy argument they will maintain:
Supply for demand
need not have been banned
if all things in Texas were biggest as claimed.·
·
Inspired by a news
report about the arrest of a woman in Texas on charges of possessing sexual
toys for sale at women-only "Tupperware" type parties. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 22, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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The diet invented by Atkins is best to help fatties
unfatten.·
·
The diet invented by Atkins
by experts was taking a whackin',
but tests now reveal
those carnivore meals
are best to help fatties unfatten.
·
Inspired by news
reports that recent studies comparing the effects of the Atkins Diet with
the diet recommended by the heart-association "experts" revealed that
the group on the Atkins diet fared significantly better in every major category
of reducing factors associated with heart disease. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 21, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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Will billions of burgers with cheese mean billions in
class-action fees?·
·
Say lawyers who sued Mickey Dee
for kids who ate burgers and cheese:
"They're fat 'stead of solid,
so fatten our wallets
with billions in class-action fees."·
Inspired by a news
report about a lawsuit against McDonalds on behalf of kids blaming their
obesity on McDonalds. First, it was Big Tobacco; now it's Big
Burger-With-Cheese; next will be Big Mayonnaise. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 20, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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For Hoosiers, what's now de rigueur is bon appιtit
de voyeur.·
For Hoosiers, what's now de rigueur
makes nothing the new haute
couture
in using a dorm
for movies of porn
instead of affaires de coeur.
Inspired by a news
report of college students making porn movies in dormitories at Indiana
University. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 19, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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The firing of missiles & cannon...
does not make a breach proclaimed Annan.·
·
Iraq's firing missiles and cannon
does not make a breach proclaimed Annan.*
·
His statement surreal
again has revealed
he's studied the wrong set of canons.
His faith in the wrong set of canons
controls the agenda of Annan
assuring that he
continues to be
as "Gen'ral" a really loose cannon.
Hans Blix as Blixeau has the onus
for bombs of Saddam to be shown us,
but Kofi perceives
his function to be
Blixeau's Chief Inspector named Kofus.** ·
However, our experts on cannons
would alter not "Kofi" but "Annan"
because they perceive
his purpose to be
Blixeau's Chief Inspector named Annus***·
·
To learn if Blixeau will be smart
when he and inspectors embark
on searches for bombs
possessed by Saddam,
click here to see Shot
in the Dark.
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here.)
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Previously, when reporters asked Kofi Annan to state what he would consider a
"material breach," he always "diplomatically" evaded the
question by saying, in effect, that whether any particular action should be
deemed a "material breach" could only be made by "the
Council." Yet today when asked about Iraq's firing of anti-aircraft
artillery at American/British planes patrolling the "no-fly" zones,
Annan categorically stated that the Council would not consider such action to be
a "material breach," thus giving Iraq the green light to intensify
such activities with impunity in the eyes of Annan. Thus, the bumbling but
well-intentioned Inspector Blixeau must contend not only with the deceptiveness
of Hussein's goons but also with the misguided Annan as his "Chief
Inspector Annus." *Recently,
a spokesman for Kofi Annan explained that proper pronunciation of his last name
rhymes with "cannon" rather than "anon." ** The Pink-Panterization
of "Blix" is "Blixeau" as "Clouseau"; likewise,
"Kofi" is "Kofus" as "Dreyfus." ***I
intend "Annus" to rhyme with "con-us" rather than
"anus" to satisfy military experts who tell me (on conditions of
anonymity, of course) that for Kofi Annan, the "Dreyfus" is "Annus." --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 18, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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The mission of Blix-- is it smart... or merely a Shot in
the Dark?·
·
To learn if Blixeau will be smart
when he and inspectors embark
on searches for bombs
possessed by Saddam,
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Dark.
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--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 17, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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The message conveyed is how it's displayed.·
·
Though anti-war models removed all their clothes
and lay on a field with their bodies exposed
to spell the word "PEACE"
to show what Man needs,
't'was terrible spelling they really exposed.·
·
Inspired by a November
16, 2002, Yahoo/AP report of an unusual "anti-war" protest in
which a bunch of female models got naked and lay on a field with their bodies
arranged to spell "PEACE." --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 16, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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Pelosi with Gore in Two-Thousand Four..·
·
Today, an announcement from Gore:
"I'm running in Two-Thousand-Four
and Hill'ry can be
with me as VeePee."
"No thank-you" was Hillry's retort.
"Though votes in 2-K you got more,
you'll flame-out as fodder in Four,
so strengthen my fate
for Two-Thousand Eight
by picking Pelosi in Four."·
·
Inspired by reports that Gore said he'd like to run in 2004 and would accept
Hillary as his running mate, in response to which Hillary said she would not run
in 2004. Since Gore seems to think he could win by running from the far
left, Hillary should encourage him to pick Pelosi as his running mate so a
Gore/Pelosi flameout in 2004 would make Pelosi damaged goods in 2008. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 15, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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Our top-secret video bug has captured Usama's new mug.·
·
A new propaganda-o-rama
portrayed as the voice of Usama
implies he's alive
but barely survived
our bomb-Tora-Bora-o-rama.
The tape fails to show us his picture
but PoliSat-Com has no strictures.
Our top-secret bug
has captured his mug !
Go here for Usama's new picture.·
·
For more about Tora Bora, go to Tora,
Tora, Bora. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 14, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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Now La La Pelosi will shepherd the flock just abandoned
by Gephardt.·
·
Now La La Pelosi will shepherd
the flock just abandoned by Gephardt.
She's getting 'em ready
to graze in the deadly
political valley of lepers.
·
·
Inspired by the Democratic Caucus in the House of Representatives having elected
Nancy Pelosi as minority leader rather than Harold Ford.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 13, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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Saddam Hussein's letter says "No/Yes"
to fetters.·
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Saddam sent a letter to say
reluctantly he will obey
the new resolution
to force devolution
of weapons with half-life decay.
That letter, however, implied
inspections might still be denied
if sought in a way
that fails to display
respect for Saddam Hussein's pride.
If Blix merely goes with the flow
the way that Saddam has proposed,
what title befits
the mission of Blix?
Return of Inspector Blixeau ! ·
[Click
here to see/hear the Return
of Inspector Blixeau.]·
·
Inspired by Saddam Hussein's sending the UN a letter purporting to
unconditionally accept the Security Council resolution for inspections despite
the nine page letter being full of implied, if not overt, equivocations.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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12, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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Attacks on Sectarian Fundies by Moyers, the Secular
Fundie.·
·
Though Moyers with PBS funding
is mocking Sectarian Fundies,
he cannot transcend
and can't comprehend
his status as Secular Fundie.
The mirror of views he condemns
reveals quite a lot about him:
He seeks absolution
through redistribution
and sings pantheopian*
hymns. [*panth-ee-oh-pee-un.]·
·
Inspired by Bill
Moyers' November 8, 2002, PBS-funded commentary. He caricatured Bush
as: (1) a dangerous religious fundamentalist (despite Bush's consistent
advocacy of an ecumenical approach seeking to harmonize the humanitarian threads
woven into all major religions), (2) an economic oppressor desiring to
"transfer wealth from working people to the rich," and (3) a
planet-plunderer determined to "eviscerate the environment."
The shrillness of Moyers' commentary betrays his own
fundamentalist mentality as a worshiper of secular fundamentalism.
It's true that religious fanaticism killed millions over the millennia of
recorded history, but within a single century secular fanaticism
(Bolshevism, Leninism, Stalinism, and Maoism) equaled, if not surpassed, such
barbarity. Even though history has shown the latter to be as dangerously
inimical to human freedom as the former, secular fundamentalists like Moyers
seem obsessed with the former and relatively oblivious to the
latter.
Not being a theist, I hold no brief for religious
fundamentalists, but as a rationalist, I also hold no brief for atheistic
fundamentalists' pseudo-scientific, leap-of-faith assertions that rational
analysis negates the possibility of a Creator. Such atheistic
fundamentalists misconstrue rationality and the scientific method as though
absence of evidence were evidence of absence. (Absence of evidence may be
evidence of absence only when presence unaccompanied by evidence would be
impossible.) It seems to me that despite Bush's profession of what
many consider to be a fundamentalist Christian faith, he has exhibited a far
more tolerant and enlightened view towards other faiths and atheists than
have the latter toward him.
Moyers' assertion that Bush wants to "transfer wealth
from working people to the rich" is a secular fundamentalist liturgy
employing Orwellian language to clothe collectivist, class-warfare goals in
populist rhetoric. Condemning across-the-board tax cuts for disproportionately
"benefiting" the "rich" compared to those paying
comparatively little, or no, income tax makes as much sense as condemning an
antibiotic for disproportionately benefiting those suffering severe infection
compared to those suffering mild infections or none at all.
Moyers accuses Bush of being willing to "eviscerate the
environment"-- i.e., to allow oil companies to drill in ANWAR, to
allow loggers to thin trees and undergrowth in national forests, to refuse to
join the Kyoto accords, etc.. Such shrill accusation is a manifestation of
Moyers' fundamentalist faith in the political-science agenda of the pantheopians,
the Priests of the Greenhouse Beliefs and the Ministers of Ozone.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov.
11, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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Artistic display of a corpse approved by decree of a
court.·
·
A judge has decreed without qualms
a grant of unusual alms:
An artist's estate
has rights to display
a poser the artist embalmed.
The Democrat Party's alarmed
it might reduce Library
qualms
on featuring artsy
displays of the party
that Clinton as POTUS embalmed.·
·
Inspired by a November
11, 2002, report of a court in England ruling that the estate of an artist
owns the embalmed corpse of an elderly poser the artist embalmed (in accordance
with the poser's will). --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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10, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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A lollapalooza's the "bestest," but La La
Pelosi's the leftest*.·
[*A
"leftest" is a "leftist" who's furthest to the left.]
·
A "lollapalooza"
defines
the "bestest" of best of its kind,
but "Nancy Pelosi"
means "La La Pelosi,"
the "leftest" of left of the line.
Though slogans for La La Pelosi
portray her a centrist who's folksy,
her jugular aim
is how she became
a feminine Bella Lugosi**.
For boss in the House for her party
a challenge by Ford has been started,
but beating Pelosi,
the female Lugosi,
will need some political garlic. ·
·
Inspired by reports of progress by Democratic Congressman Ford from Tennessee in
his campaign to wrest presumptive minority-leadership status from Nancy Pelosi,
a practitioner of **vampire
rhetoric-- i.e., the same type of go-for-the-jugular, class-warfare,
leftist rhetoric used in 1995/1996 to define the Republicans as political
reptiles desiring to feed the poor to the rich. Apparently, Ford
recognizes the dramatic expansion of a pro-growth, investment mentality across
broad segments of the electorate may constitute political garlic against
Pelosi's incarnation as a female, political counterpart of the Dracula character
personified by Bella Lugosi. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov.
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It's not the stupidity, stupid.·
·
Though Welles said in books on what's "stupid,"
"It's just the stupidity, stupid,"
his recent arrest
more rightly suggests:
"It's just the morality, stupid!" ·
·
Inspired by a November
8, 2002, report that Canadian police arrested the 61-year-old author of two
books on stupidity (The Story of Stupidity and Understanding Stupidity)
for internet solicitation of sex with a 15-year-old girl (i.e., an undercover
agent posing as a 15-year-old-girl). --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Return of Blixeau to Iraq to find what Saddam's
really got.·
·
The Council today told Iraq*
[*use the
"ee-rock" pronounciation]
Inspector Blixeau will embark.
Will this be a mission
to stop Saddam's fission
or merely a Shot in the Dark?·
·
Today the UN Security Council purportedly unanimously "agreed" on
terms for sending Inspector Blix back to Iraq. Britain and the US said
they interpreted the language as not prohibiting military action by member
states upon a report of non-compliance by Iraq without further authorization
from the Council while nearly all the other Council members expressed their view
that the language would require further authorization by the Council before
commencement of enforcement action. To see the Return
of Inspector Blixeau,
click here. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Celebrities love to defy the rules that to others
apply.·
·
Celebrity miscreants think
their rule-breaking ought to be deemed
a privilege of status
conferred by their talents
for living their lives on the brink.
What makes 'em believe they're noblesse?
That others should clean-up their mess?
It's fans who keep choosing
instead of refusing
to patronize miscreants' quests.
·
·
Inspired by statements by the prosecutor after Winona Ryder's conviction for grand larceny that the prosecution had never intended to seek jail-time as a penalty and would instead support sentencing in the form of "community service."
Why do celebrity miscreants (such as Winona Ryder, for
example) and their apologists expect society to overlook, or treat with
lenience, their defiance of moral standards to which others are expected to
adhere? Why would a celebrity expect society to overlook, or treat with
lenience, a "mere" $40,000 advantage from insider trading?
Why would extremely talented sports figures expect their wrongdoings to be
overlooked? (For that matter, why would a President who had signed
legislation requiring sexual-harassment defendants to truthfully answer
questions about prior conduct ruled discoverable by a judge believe that he-- in
contrast to an ordinary person named as a defendant in such suit-- should be
entitled to answer such questions falsely under oath without penalty?)
Could it be they all share the narcissistic conceit that the rules that apply to
ordinary people just don't apply to them?
The large segments of the public that continue patronizing
celebrity miscreants' careers despite such wrongdoings are enablers reinforcing
the celebrity miscreants' beliefs that their talents make them so valuable to
the public that they need not consider themselves bound by the same moral
standards as ordinary people. If the public were to begin inflicting
severe consequences for such wrongdoings by boycotting their work, fewer of them
would misbehave.
Failure to impose such consequences is to reward celebrity
miscreants for serving as negative role models for youngsters blinded by their
talents. Rather than striving to avoid treating celebrity miscreants more
harshly than ordinary miscreants would be treated, society should punish them
more harshly because their celebrity status renders their misconduct more
harmful to society than the same misconduct by "ordinary" people.
Those who crave being elevated to a higher position should expect a fall to be
more, rather than less, painful.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov.
6, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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The taste of a vintage Bordeaux goes well with a dinner
of crow.·
·
In Palm-Beach and Broward and also in Dade
the voters defied the predictions I made
by paying attention
to voting conventions,
so crow was the dinner I joyfully ate.·
·
On Monday, November 4, 2002, I predicted the November
5 election would feature a reprise of the election 2000 fiascos in
Florida. Today's dinner was the best crow I've ever had to eat.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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5, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
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No update for Election Day-- too busy watching
coverage.·
··
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--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Will Florida voters repeat ignoring directions they
read?.·
·
Will Broward and Dade and Palm Beach
provide a Two-Thousand repeat?
The answer is yes--
as voters they're best
at botching directions received. ·
·
--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov.
3, 2002: PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #01·©·2002··
Cornell leads the nation in modern vibrations.·
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Cornell, a top school in the nation,
is surging with new applications
from gals who believe
for learning they need
a place with some modern vibrations.
Reports in Cornell's Daily Sun
say fairness was late and hard-won
by female entreatment
for "whole person" treatment,
but dubya's a typo not caught by the Sun.
For guys at Cornell now in limbo
a "Yalie" named Bubba has info:
"Though foxes are nice
to satisfy vice,
I'm now recommending inflatable
bimbos.*" ·
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Inspired by a recent article in Cornell's
Daily Sun reporting that
Cornell has begun "seeing a woman as a whole person" by virtue of the
Cornell Health Services now being on the verge of deciding that its dispensary's
inventory of health and medical devices should include vibrators. In the
campus debate, advocates of the change stressed the importance of
"input" for "pressing" health needs of women students.
For insight into the subject, be sure to watch for reruns of recent programs on
the History Channel and Discover Channel explaining the medical
profession's early-20th-Century invention of modern vibrators for widespread use
in "medical treatment" for what physicians then perceived to be a
female ailment they called "hysteria." *For
a different perspective on how other medical devices might have changed the
course of history, go
here. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 2, 2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20021102-01.©.2002.
A two-dollar fine
shows justice ain't blind.·
When guards at an airport were slow
in using those portable probes,
a French woman hoped
to speed-up the probe
by promptly removing her clothes.
The guards placed her under arrest.
At trial for exposing her breasts
she got for her crime
a two-dollar fine,
which equals a dollar per breast.
The French gal expressed her retort:
"My breasts were not viewed by the Court
If justice weren't blind,
instead of a fine
I'd get a reward from the Court."
The Judge said, "You're wrong, my dear Madam,
assuming I never looked at 'em.
In chambers I gaped
when terminal tapes
resembled not Eve but a flabby old Adam."
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Inspired by a November
2, 2002, report that a court imposed a dollar-each fine on two misdemeanor
convictions of a French airline passenger charged with exposing her breasts when
she disrobed out of frustration that the "underwire" in her bra was
apparently causing the hand-held metal detector to continue sounding its
metal-detection alarm. See also yesterday's
Daily Update about the original report of her arrest. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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Nov. 1, 2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20021101-01.©.2002.
A profiling method
wins thanks for swells in the passengers' ranks.·
A new profile method has now been disclosed
for hand-held detectors in airports to probe
with methods enhanced
for females from France
to increase the chances they'll choose to disrobe.
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Inspired by an October
30, 2002, report about a female French passenger being arrested for
disrobing from the waist up in an airport terminal in response to prolonged
efforts by an airport security guard to determine the cause of "beeps"
from the hand-held metal-detector whenever it passed near her breasts apparently
supported by an "underwire" bra. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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