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March 22,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020322-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Medieval-age
warming, the "experts" believe...
was caused by the thousand-year-old S-U-V's..
The fossils of rings in medieval-age trees
show warming in decades, but wait 'til you see
the proof it was Man
who heated the land:
the fossils of thousand-year-old S-U-V's.
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Direct link for this 03-22-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020321-01.©.2002.
Inspired by a
March 21, 2002, report1
that studies of tree-rings show what those of us who have refused to jump onto
the "global warming" bandwagon have known all along-- i.e., that
earth's meteorological history is replete with brief periods of cooling and
warming (as well as protracted periods both trends) that occurred long before
the evolution of high-tech society. To better understand the serious
risks posed by continuation of the worldwide, uncritical acceptance of the
"global warming" theory of the Pantheopian movement, see our 01-10-02
Daily Update at http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020110-01..
1. See
.http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020321/ap_on_sc/tree_rings_1..
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March 21,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020321-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Today ABC has
proclaimed the next season...
will feature tradition, nostalgia and reason..
Today ABC has proclaimed the next season
will feature tradition, nostalgia and reason--
Perhaps they'll reprise
the programs that pleased--
Van Dyke, the Ricardos, the Beaver and Gleason.
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Direct link for this 03-21-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020321-01.©.2002.
Inspired by a
March 21, 2002, report1
that ABC plans to "return to ... traditional ... programming [for the
Fall, 2002, season].".
1. .http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/bpihw/20020321/en_bpihw/abc_vows_more__traditional__fare&printer=1.
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March 20,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020320-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Chris
Matthews retracts his witless attacks..
Chris Matthews said Jim makes the News Hour too long
and Ted Koppel's salary's a number too long.
Though lately he's nuts,
he still had the guts
to tell Ted and Jim he was stupid and wrong.
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Direct link for this 03-20-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020320-01.©.2002.
Inspired by a
March 19, 2002, Washington Post report1
that Chris Matthews apologized by letter to Ted Koppel and in person to Jim
Lehrer for disparaging comments he made about them during a Cable Television
Public Affairs luncheon.
1.
See .http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A52789-2002Mar19.html.
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March 19,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020319-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Like
newspapers published for gossipers, adventures of Clinton we monitor..
Like newspapers published for gossipers,
adventures of Clinton we monitored
to capture his face*
[*Click
here to see picture.]
while dancing embraced
in Santo Domingo with Monica
.
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Direct link for this 03-19-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020319-01.©.2002.
Inspired by a
March 18, 2002, Yahoo/AP news report1
that Former President Clinton danced with Monica in La Romana, 75 miles (120 kilometers) southeast of Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic,
on Monday, March 18, 2002.
1.
See .http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020319/168/19zjg.html.
This news-photo shows Clinton dancing with Argentinian Monica Gonzalez-Bunster during a dinner in his honor at the conference of the Inter
American Press Association in La Romana, 75 miles (120 kilometers) southeast of Santo Domingo,
Dominican Republic, Monday, March 18, 2002. Clinton was the honor guest in the meeting where he
spoke about globalization. His dance partner is married to Rolando Gonzalez-Bunster, Clinton's old
friend.
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March 18,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020318-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Politic'ly
In-correct's
host is in mis'ry ... from rumors his slot after Nightline is hist'ry..
Since Letterman stayed* with the CBS-Eye
[*See
footnote 1 below.]
Ted Koppel will once-in-a-while appear live
to sometimes vent anger
on Nightline as anchor
to try to make Disney keep Nightline alive.
Politic'ly In-correct's
host is in mis'ry
from rumors* his slot
after Nightline is hist'ry.
[*See
footnote 2 below.]
It won't be renewed,
so what will he do
to save his career from satirical hist'ry?
It's clear that quite soon he'll be needing
a plan so his fame won't be fleeting:
To ward-off such doom,
he'll have-to resume
performing
American Rhapsody readings.*
[*See
footnote 3 below.]
As one who aspires to be Pee-Cee hygienist
exhibiting humor not always the cleanest,
he'll soon be reprising
his Rhapsody readings
as voice for the thoughts of the Slick-Willie penis.*
[*See
footnote 3 below.]
Though some think American Rhapsody readings
comprise the best satire on Slick-Willie's cheating,
we humbly suggest
the books that are best:
The Clinton
Years book*
and our Liebrary
readings.**
[*See
footnote 4; **See
footnote 4.]
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Direct link for this 03-18-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020318-01.©.2002.
Inspired by a
March 18, 2002, Yahoo News report2 that ABC has decided not to renew Bill Maher's
"Politically Incorrect" program that currently follows Nightline,
which Letterman temporarily saved1
by staying with CBS rather than moving to ABC. The audio version3
of American Rhapsody features Maher as the voice of Clinton's penis, but Saturday
Night Live's The
Clinton Years4
and the Clinton Liebrary
Book 2001 Edition4
provide better satire about Clinton..
1.
See http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020311/ap_on_en_tv/tv_letterman_29&printer=1.
2. See http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020318/media_nm/bart__column__9.
3. See http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1893224430/qid=1017237775/sr=12-1/102-3884181-4627315.
4. See http://polisat.com/books.htm.
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March 17,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020317-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
The fat,
bearded husband of Tipper wants help to beat Wife of the Zipper..
The Tipper proclaims she won't run
for Senate when Thompson is done
in case Wife of Zipper
fights husband of Tipper
for Two-Thousand-Four's POTUS run.
.
Direct link for this 03-17-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020317-01.©.2002.
Inspired by a
03-17-02 report that Tipper Gore decided not to run for the Senate seat being
vacated by Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson. Most "experts" seem
convinced that a decision by Tipper to run for the Senate would have signaled a
decision by Al Gore to not seek the 2004 nomination for President. For an
update about rumors that she was considering running, see the March
15, 2002, Daily Update.
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March 16,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020316-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
The search
for the Terrorist Minds among folks with Beautiful Minds..
In airports they're trying to find
employees with Dutiful Minds
who know how to find
the Terrorist Minds
among folks with Beautiful Minds.
But new see-through scanners on-line
to scan folks in passenger lines,
lets airport security
indulge in impurity
by searching for Beautiful Hinds.
.
Direct link for this 03-16-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020316-01.©.2002.
Inspired by a
03-15-02 report1
about soon-to-be-deployed airport scanners enabling security personnel to see
through the clothing of people passing through airport security checkpoints.
1
See http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020315/ap_on_bi_ge/attacks_airport_security_1&printer=1.
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March 15,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020315-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
If Tennessee
voters adorned the Tipper as Senator Gore.....
If Tennessee voters adorned
the Tipper as Senator Gore,
could Tipper be chipper
when Wife of the Zipper
is prowling around on the Floor?
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Direct link for this 03-15-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020315-01.©.2002.
Inspired by a
03-14-02 report1
in the Tennessean that Tipper Gore is considering running for the seat in
the Senate being vacated by the retirement of Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson.
1
See http://www.tennessean.com/nation-world/archives/02/03/14908874.shtml.
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March 14,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020314-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Are monkeys
eclipsing our reign since science put chips in their brains?.
Now monkeys can threaten our reign
since science put chips in their brains
to help them be users
of laptop computers
with cursors controlled by their brains.
But subsequent evidence shows
instead they use TeeVee remotes--
How else to explain
the ratings attained
when Tanya slugged Paula's new nose?
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Direct link for this 03-14-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020314-01.©.2002.
Inspired by the
March 13, 2002, convergence of scientific1
and cultural2
findings. That the "boxing" match between Tanya Harding and
Paula Jones was the top-rated prime-time program on March 12, 2002, was
suddenly rendered understandable by a March 13, 2002, report that computer chips
implanted in monkeys' brains have enabled their brains to control high-tech
equipment such as computer-cursors.
1.
Drudge Archives at http://www.drudgereportArchives.com/data/2002/03/14/20020314_165105.htm.
2.
See http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A21153-2002Mar13.html.
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March 13,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020313-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Is Eisner
fulfilling his duties to Disney's old pal, Howdy Doody?.
On losing the Letterman booty
said Eisner, "I'll make it my duty
to never defame
or treat with disdain
Walt Disney's old pal, Howdy Doody."*
*See http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020313-01.
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03-13-02 Political-Satire Daily Update:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020313-01.©.2002.
Inspired by a 03-13-02
New York Daily News report that Disney Chairman, Michael Eisner, reassuringly
contacted Ted Koppel following ABC's failure to lure Letterman away from CBS and
into the Nightline time-slot on ABC--
See http://www.nydailynews.com/2002-03-13/New_York_Now/Television/a-144155.asp.
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March 12,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020312-01.©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
The words of
the poet that Truth equals Beauty...
show how C-B-S kept its Letterman booty.
The words of the poet that Truth equals Beauty
show how C-B-S kept its Letterman booty--
"By staying, I'll save
a legend," said Dave
"the newsman who once was the star, Howdy Doody."
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03-12-02 Political-Satire Daily Update:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020312-01.©.2002.
Inspired by Yahoo/AP
report1 on 03-11-02 that Letterman has decided to stay with CBS rather than
moving to ABC in its Nightline slot. Many years ago, a good-natured
Saturday Night Live parody of Nightline "revealed" that "Ted
Koppel" was merely a new stage-name used to launch a come-back by the
1950's television star, and as "proof" SNL showed the striking
resemblance between Ted Koppel and the beloved 1950's star, Howdy Doody, the
memory of whom now resides only in the feeble minds of baby-boomers.
1.
See http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020311/ap_on_en_tv/tv_letterman_29&printer=1..
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March
11, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020311-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
The rats who'd restore times medieval will soon face extinction by Eagles ..
'Twas vermin when times were medieval
that threatened extinction of people,
but those who would play
the rats of today
will soon face extinction by Eagles.
To view our
"Extinction 101" animation illustrating this limerick,
click here for the
Flash version or here
for the "gif" version.
Direct link for this 03-11-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020311-01.©.2002.
On this date six months since the 9-11 attack, we hereby reprise our 10-25-01
Update for the War Against Terror when we were in the early stages of
military action in Afghanistan.
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March
10, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020310-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Survivors of
soldiers who die fighting terror
do not deserve less than the victims of terror ..
For folks losing loved-ones in 9-1-1's terror
our gen'rous donations to them are much fairer
than what is received
by fam'lies bereaved
for loved-ones who died in our war against terror.
To fix this imbalance, it's urgent we strive
to care for the fam'lies of soldiers who died
defending our nation
by making donations
to keep them in comfort the rest of their lives.
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Direct link for this 03-10-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020310-01.©.2002.
Inspired by Sam Donaldson's having posed on the March 10, 2002, edition of This
Week whether it's fair that survivors of soldiers killed in the war against
terror receive a death benefit of only approximately $6,000 when the country has
obviously decided the survivors of those killed in the World Trade Center
deserve exponentially larger sums.
Like a broken watch, even Sam is right sometimes.
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March
9, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020309-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Contingency plans
against dangers horrific...
cause panic in minds of the Pentagon's critics..
A favorite tactic of Pentagon critics,
who claim expertise in defense analytics,
is mocking and panning
contingency planning
as cause, not effect, of a danger horrific.
Of course, if we suffer horrific attacks,
we know the first question those critics will ask:
"How could D-O-D
have failed to foresee
the need to deter, or respond to, such acts?"
Suppose, for example, Defense were to learn
an imminent danger from weapons with germs--
we might need to shoot
a tactical nuke
or else allow millions to die from the germs.
.
Direct link for this 03-09-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020309-01.©.2002.
Inspired by
a March 9, 2002, report1
about Bush's/Rumsfeld's order for the Pentagon to develop secret contingency
plans for use of tactical (or smaller) nuclear weapons against foreseeable risks
of massive casualties from use of chemical, biological, radiological or nuclear
weapons by a terrorist-state or by terrorists operating within an uncontrolled
area of a non-terrorist state. What rational person could reasonably think
the Pentagon ought not try to foresee such risks and make contingency plans for
circumstances in which a tactical nuclear weapon my be the only means to
timely and effectively prevent a far greater catastrophe???
1
.http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-030902bombs.story.
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March
8, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020308-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Says Baldwin,
George Bush's election was "like 9-1-1" for the nation..
Says Baldwin, 2000's election
was just a judicial selection
of Dubya not Gore
which Baldwin deplores
as "like 9-1-1" for the nation.
Since airheads like Baldwin have fame,
they needn't spend funds to defame
political foes,
but few of us know
that's why they like Feingold/McCain.
.
Direct link for this 03-08-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020308-01.©.2002.
Inspired by
a March 8, 2002 report1
of comments by Alec Baldwin in Florida equating the outcome of Election 2000
with the 911 terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centers and the
Pentagon. The fact that fame enables celebrities to spew political
propaganda without having to spend money to do so makes it painfully obvious to
all but the criminally ignorant why the entertainment industry and the dominant
broadcast and print media are so enthralled with Campaign Finance
"Reform". For more about Campaign Finance "Reform," go
to http://polisat.com/campfinref.htm.
1
.http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democrat/news/local/2815697.htm..
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March
7, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020307-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
The surgeons for
Saudis are transplanting wombs...
but still won't permit Saudi women to bloom..
For Saudis, who favor paternity,
their surgeons blaze trails in maternity
by transplanting wombs,
so why can't they groom
their country to enter modernity?
.
Direct link for this 03-07-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020307-01.©.2002.
Inspired by
a March 7, 2002 report1
that Saudi surgeons have performed the first "womb transplant."
1
.http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_medical/story.jsp?story=271689.
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March
6, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020306-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
It's Baldwin the shrieker,
who's no promise-keeper..
Says Jeb Bush to Baldwin in Florida's sun
who'd want the Election-2000 undone:
"We know that you are Left
and wish that you had left
to keep your bold promise to leave if we won."
But Baldwin retorts that he made no such promise
and blames the result on Scalia and Thomas.
He seems not to know
the studies now show
Gore still would have lost if they'd granted
his mantras.
.
Direct link for this 03-06-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020306-01.©.2002.
Inspired by
a March 6, 2002 report1
that Alec Baldwin is in Florida regurgitating the now-refuted claims that Gore
would have won if the Supreme Court had granted the recounts he had requested.
1
.http://ap.tbo.com/ap/florida/MGA53I7LHYC.html.
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March
5, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020305-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Can This Week
With Sammy & Cokie escape from the ratings-war pokey?..
Since This Week With Sammy & Cokie
is now in the ratings-war pokey,
to pick Stephanopolous
from lib'rals' Acropolis
will keep their low rates in the pokey
Perhaps someone told them that George
could help them climb out of that gorge,
but that would be true
if only they'd choose
the guy with the bow-tie
named George.
.
Direct link for this 03-05-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020305-01.©.2002.
Inspired by
a March 5, 2002 report1
claiming ABC is considering naming George Stephanopolous and Claire Shipman to
replace Sam Donaldson and Cokie Roberts on ABC's Sunday show, This Week with
Sam & Cokie..
1
.http://www.usatoday.com/life/enter/tv/2002/2002-03-05-this-week.htm..
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March
4, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020304-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Will A-B-C
News ... give Koppel the boot?..
On Nightline for A-B-C
News
Ted Koppel's been one of their few
pro-balance discussers
like N-B-C's
Russert.
It's sad if they give him the boot
.
.
Direct link for this 03-04-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020304-01.©.2002.
Inspired by
a March 4
, 2002 report1
about Ted Koppel's op-ed column in the New York Times criticizing the
reported interest of ABC in luring David Letterman into replacing Nightline
on ABC
..
1
.http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A38325-2002Mar4.html..
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March
3, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020303-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Watch-out for those
forestry workers in camouflaged pantheist burqas..
Attempting deception to cause us to think
a forest was habitat needed by lynx,
some forestry workers
in pantheist burqas*
[*bur-kuhs.1]
mislabeled the fur of some bobcats as lynx.
They've shown we should doubt claims of species endangered
compiled by extreme pantheopian*
rangers,
[*.panth-ee-oh-pee-un.2]
whose favorite genus
ain't human plebeians;
whose pantheist dogma puts freedom in danger.
.
Direct link for this 03-03-02 Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020331.htm#20020303-01.©.2002.
Inspired by
a March 2
, 2002 report3
about forestry biologists in Washington state having submitted fur from bobcats
in an effort to support inclusion of the Wenatchee and Gifford Pinchot national forests in Washington state
as habitats of the endangered Canadian Lynx. The story is even more
bizarre in light of the Justice Department's refusal to prosecute the offenders
for such ideologically motivated fraud..
1
Just as the burqa [see http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1480000/images/_1484145_burqa150.jpg]
has become a metaphor for the extreme beliefs that still motivate some women in
Afghanistan to voluntarily continue wearing the head-to-toe covering despite
ouster of the Taliban regime, the "pantheist burqa" is an apt metaphor
for the nature-first/humans-last ideology of those who compile the
"endangered species" list as a means of manipulating public policy in
support of their pantheopian
agenda.
2 This is a term I coined to describe the activist
philosophy of those exhibiting a worship of nature (pantheism) with the zealotry of
utopians-- see http://polisat.com/pantheopians.htm.
3
.http://www.nandotimes.com/healthscience/story/278993p-2521988c.html.
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Update 20020302-01
© 2002 Jim
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Some off-duty
agents for Cheney, VeePee,
on leaving a bar were attacked in the street.
Some off-duty agents for Cheney, VeePee,
on leaving a bar were attacked in the street.
When we asked the Service
to say what "the word" is,
their spokesman, of course, said "No-comment from
me."
We told Secret Service, "We hope you'll
reveal
reactions by Cheney-- just tell us his spiel."
They promptly replied:
"We'd gladly comply--
if only we knew where Dick Cheney's
concealed."
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Inspired by a March 1, 2002 report1
implying that two of Cheney's Secret Service agents may have been involved in an
off-duty fight outside a nightclub in San Diego.
1
.http://www.UnionTribune.com/news/northcounty/20020301-9999_1mi1veep.html.
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© 2002 Jim
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Recordings of
statements to Nixon by Graham
remind us we need church-and-state separation.
The fact that a preacher as decent as Graham
felt free to tell Nixon he thought that our nation
had too many Jews
controlling the news
reminds us we need church-and-state separation.
What's worse was when Graham exclaimed with inflection
his hopes to see Nixon achieve reelection
because he expected
if Dick';s reelected,
he then would be free to devise a correction.
On learning his words were recorded by Nixon,
his saying "I'm sorry [and hope I'm] forgiven"
is missing the issue
that closing the fissure
between Church and State is a thing that's forbidden.
Though Graham's successor1
and Robertson2
too
want Islam condemned as an evil world-view
'cause parts of Quran*
[*
koor-ahn' --see http://dictionary.com/search?q=Quran]
wish infidels harm,
they're blind to such things in the Biblical view.
In contrast, George Bush has been quite ecumenical
promoting a view that is clearly most sensible:
If Christians and Jews
and Muslims eschew
intol'rance, then freedom will make us invincible.
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Inspired by
March 1, 2002,
AP/Yahoo story3
that the Nixon tapes reveal that in 1972, Rev. Billy Graham told Nixon the
"[Jews have a] stranglehold [on the media that] has got to be broken or this country's going down the
drain... but if you get elected a second time, then we might be able to do
something.".
1
See December 4, 2001, AP/Fox-News story at http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,40067,00.html.
2
See February 21, 2002, Washington Post story at .http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A49436-2002Feb21.html.;
See also PoliSat.Com's Daily Update for Feb. 22, 2002 at .http://polisat.com/du2002/du020228.htm#20020222-01.
3
.http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020301/ap_on_re_us/nixon_graham_jews_1.
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