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Shot in
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Jan. 31, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #01·©·2003··
The Axis of Feeble meets
Axis of Weasels..·
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We first learned the names of the Axis of Evil:
Iraq and Iran and, of course, North Korea,
and then New
York's Post
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by headlines
did toast
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the Germans and French as the Axis
of Weasels.
Mandella, who once seemed to understand "evil,"
has now taken sides with the Axis of Evil
by claiming it's wrong
to pick on Saddam
and labeling Bush and America "evil."
He claims we would never attack
that "peace-loving" boss of Iraq
despite the confections
of UN objections
if Annan were "white" 'stead of
"black."
But why for Saddam is he willing to wheedle?
Perhaps the hot sun makes his gray-matter febrile
or maybe his age
has entered the stage
to make him the head of the Axis of Feeble.·
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Inspired by news
reports that Nelson Mandella said, "If there's a country that has
committed unspeakable atrocities int he world, it is the United States of
America." He also characterized Bush as "a president who has no
foresight, who cannot think properly, and is now wanting to plunge the world
into a holocaust" and claimed Bush and Blair are willing to
"undermine" the UN because it's leader, Kofi Annan, "is a black
man." --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 30, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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From Rumsfeld, italics
and bold:
"The views of the French are too 'old.' ".·
·
Don Rumsfeld's both somber and droll
and speaks both italics and bold.
Regarding the wrench
thrown in by the French,
he said that as "leaders" of Europe, they're
"old."
"Dismount your high horse," the French gasped,
describing his comments as crass.
He should've replied,
"I'll promptly comply
as soon as you get off your ass."·
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Inspired by news
reports that the French were offended when Rumsfeld, responding to a news
question about the extent of his concern that France's opposition to the US
strategy regarding Iraq manifested "European" opposition, replied that
he was less concerned about the position of "old Europe" than that of
the "new" Europe-- i.e., other Western European countries which, like
the Eastern European countries that recently joined NATO, recognize the need to
disarm Iraq. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 29, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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Connections of dots
on our fate are better too soon than too late..·
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Though critics say: "Threats must be imminent
before plans for war we should implement,"
Demands for perfection
in timing protection
lead not to success but impediments.
Though critics in Nine-One-One's wake
said "Dots were connected too late,"
they're quick to forget
in countering threats,
it's better too soon than too late.
If experts on dots had blown whistles
on plans to ship Soviet missiles
to Castro before
they reached Cuba's shore,
would Jack have awaited installment of missiles?·
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Inspired by Ted Kennedy's naive comments in response to Bush's State of the
Union speech last night. Kennedy's demands for proof of the
"imminence" of a direct threat to our country from Iraq as necessary
for justifying use of force to disarm Iraq are in sharp contrast to what JFK
would have done had he learned of Soviet plans to ship missiles to Cuba before
any such missiles arrived-- He wouldn't have awaited installation of the
missiles before using the military to prevent their delivery, in which case
Adlai Stevenson would have been unable to show the famous missile-site
photographs to the United Nations as "smoking gun" evidence of the
imminence of such threat. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 28, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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Advice from the
French who play on the
bench..·
·
The French have predictably chimed:
"We need for inspections more time."
They're right when they plead,
"Inspectors proceed,"
but wrong about whom to assign.
With numbers the French are too thrifty--
Instead of a hundred and fifty
inspectors assigned
for weapons to find,
with more, the inspections could end in a jiffy.
A mere hundred-fifty is clearly absurd
except to depend on Saddam Hussein's word.
To find his misdeeds,
we plainly would need
to increase their number by ten to the third.
And what is the other advice we should heed?
To make those inspections effective we'd need
inspectors we've schooled
to use the best tools
and need to be certain they're armed to the teeth.
And what's the right name to assign
to teams that would fit this design?
The best name, of course?
The name of the force
that Rumsfeld for Bush has designed !
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Inspired by the French arguments today that the UN should give the inspectors a
lot more time to continue searching for smoking guns in Iraq. I agree we
need more inspectors, but since the current inspection team is woefully
inadequate to the task, it should be increased in size by a factor of ten to the
third (i.e., 150,000) and equipped with all the tools needed to effectively
discover, expose and destroy Saddam Hussein's WMD programs-- i.e., the new
"inspection" team should be the military operation designed by
Rumsfeld. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 27, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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Belated correction
defining unspection.·
·
Blixeau
fin'lly stated corrections
to rightly describe the complexion
of work by his team:
It only could be
correctly defined as unspections.
·
Inspired by listening to public portion of the report to the UN Security Council
today by Hans Blix aka Inspector Blixeau
conceding, in essence, that Iraq had failed to comply with the Council's
resolution requiring Iraq to cure its noncompliance and furnish proof of doing
so. Afterward, Powell put it best by saying the question is not how much longer should the inspectors search in the dark but how much longer should we wait for Saddam Hussein to turn on the light. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 26, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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#01·©·2003··
Now Susan McDougal's emoting to market her book she's
promoting.·
·
Now Susan McDougal's emoting
to market her book she's promoting
purporting to show
the reason she chose
the Fifth as her right for invoking.
When questioned on why she was pardoned
by Bubba her answer was ardent:
"'T'was justice he chose,"
but PoliSat knows
why Bubba gave Susan a pardon:
"Since Susan McDougal Earned fame
by learning to walk in those chains
as I walked around
with trousers pulled down,
I surely must pardon that dame.
But Hubbell, who never wore chains,
and often showed feelings of shame,
will not get a pardon--
to use prison jargon,
I'll let him roll over again."
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Inspired by McDougal's appearance on several news-channel programs this weekend
to tout her book purporting to explain her reasons for silence. The italicized
stanzas are from the Clinton
Liebrary
Book 2001
Edition. For a review
of the book, go here;
to order the book, go
here. To visit the Clinton
Liebrary,
go here. --Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 25, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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#01·©·2003··
Saddam says he's pleased by Women for Peace..·
·
By actors Saddam has been pleased
when they kiss his ring on their knees,
but what he likes best
is gals who undress
and pose without clothes to spell "PEACE."
·
Inspired by a recent
news report about a bunch of activist women assembling on a hillside,
undressing and then arranging their bodies to spell "No War" and
"Peace." Click here to see Adm.
Poindexter's TOP SECRET surveillance tape of activities of NWAW (Nekkid Wimmen
Against War.) --Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 24, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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#01·©·2003··
Why Germans refuse to agree that war on Iraq is a need.·
·
The Germans refuse to agree
to war on Iraq, we believe,
because they believe
the world might perceive
again they are stepping like geese.
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--Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 23, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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#01·©·2003··
Was Ritter attempting inspections of underage gals for
connections?·
·
Said Ritter, while clenching his jaw,
"I'm always
supporting the law,
like orders to hide
the charge that I tried
seducing a female protected by law."
* ··
·
Inspired by a news
report quoting Scott Ritter's characterization of his denial of charges that
he attempted to establish a relationship with an underage female.
According to the report, the charges were dismissed and then expunged per a plea
agreement conditioned on no similar incident occurring for six months.
Ritter's statement touted his initial denial of the charges as constituting his
compliance with "the law" in the form of the expungment order. [*Red
quotation marks denote my paraphrasing of
quotations attributed to Ritter.]--Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 22, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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The preference revealed by "humans" as
"shields."·
·
The people en route to Iraq who revealed
their purpose as "humans" to serve as a
"shield"
could best protect victims
by changing their mission
to serving as scientists' families' shields.
·
Inspired by news
reports of activists announcing plans to travel to Iraq to serve as
"human shields" against attack by the "warmongering" George
Bush. --Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 21, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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Daily Update #01·©·2003··
The court will expose the music they chose.·
·
A court ruled that copyright owners
can learn who are frequent downloaders
of music on-line,
so now we can find
the fav'rites of famous downloaders:
Bush: Searchin';
Blair: Lean on Me;
Cheney: Achy-Breaky Heart;
Chirac: Until the Twelfth of Never;
Clinton, Bill: Blowin' in the Wind;
Clinton, Hillary: Lipstick on Your
Collar;
Daschle: Who Can I Turn To?;
Edwards: Country Boy;
Frist: Somewhere In Your Heart;
Gephardt: Hit the Road, Jack;
Hastert: Leader of the Pack;
Hussein: Time, Time, Time Is
On My Side;
Kerry: Camelot;
Lieberman: Fiddler on the Roof;
Lott: Dixie;
Pelosi: California Dreamin';
Powell: Sambo-Mon
Song;
Putin: My Way.
Rice: 'Cause I'm a Woman,
W-O-M-A-N;
Rumsfeld: Yakety Yak, Don't Talk
Back, ;
Schroeder: Give Peace a Chance;.
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[Court
orders disclosure of downloaders of copyrighted music] --Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 20, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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#01·©·2003··
It's time Belafonte were "gonged" for singing
his Sambo-Mon Song.·
·
It's time Belafonte were "gonged"*
·
for singing his Sambo-Mon
Song.
It's time that he learned
he ought to return
to singing Banana Boat Song.
·
Inspired by Belafonte's
latest resumption of his mean-spirited attacks on Powell, Rice and America. *Remember
The Gong Show, which required termination of bad performances at the
sound of a gong? View/hear
PoliSat.Com's animation/song-parody. --Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 19, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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Daily Update
#01·©·2003··
Said Joe, "We can not ... await the last dot."·
·
When Lieberman Russert was probing
the grounds he'd support for invoking
our right to attack
Saddam in Iraq,
he asked "Must a gun
be found smoking?" [Red
quotation marks denote paraphrasing]
Said Joe, "I tell
people
proposing
delay 'til we 'find' a gun smoking:
'The evidence shows
that four years ago
Saddam possessed guns that were smoking.' "
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"Since clearly the
record is void
of proof that his guns were destroyed,
we simply cannot
await the last dot--
when nukes by Saddam are deployed.' "
·.
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Inspired by Joe Lieberman's comments on Meet the Press today succinctly
explaining why those asking whether we have new proof of a "smoking
gun" in Iraq are asking the wrong question. --Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 18, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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#01·©·2003··
Blixeau blindly groping for guns that are smoking.·
·
So little Saddam has been showing,
to Baghdad Blixeau is
now going
proclaiming forthrightly
he'll ask Saddam nicely
to show us his guns that are smoking.
Blixeau says the law
he's invoking;
however, the thought he's provoking
performing his task
inspires us to ask
what substance Blixeau
has been smoking
.
·
Inspired by the January
18, 2003, report that Inspector Blixeau
aka Hans Blix is en route to Baghdad to try to persuade the
Iraqis to be "more cooperative" with the inspectors.
--Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Jan. 17, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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#01·©·2003··
The Democracy of Hypocrisy is Dumbocracy's Mockracy.·
·
Here's a movie theatre supporting the entertainment industry;
Here's a Greenie driving a Yugo to avoid unnecessary consumption of fuel;
Here's the Greenie driving to a movie theatre for the luxury of being
entertained;
Here's the oil company providing fuel for the Greenie's Yugo;
Here's the Middle-East country paid by the oil company for the oil;
Here's the terrorist funded by money from the country paid by the oil company.
Here's the Greenie supporting terror by consuming fuel other than for a
necessity.
·
Inspired by the latest
anti-SUV campaign characterizing SUV drivers' consumption of more fuel than
necessary for the mere luxury of driving in a vehicle safer than a Yugo as being
the equivalent of supporting terrorism--Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Postings of Updates for Jan. 5 through 16 are
temporarily delayed.·
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--Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com. See
Editor's Note about delayed posting of this update.·
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Jan. 4, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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#01·©·2003··
Adulthood is risky when entered without being properly
mentored.·
·
Since birth back in Nineteen and Eighty and Three,
was Two Score the first day of Twenty-Aught-Three,
through up-and-down years
of hopes and of fears,
adulthood begins at the end of Aught-Three.
Dominion bestowed on dominionette
maturing without being mentored yet.
meant being endowed
with premature clout--
A challenge confronting the Internet.
·
Inspired by a news
report identifying January, 2003, as the 20th birthday of the Internet. --Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com. See
Editor's Note about delayed posting of this update.·
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Jan. 3, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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Since Cuomo was hushed and Hightower flushed,
we wonder who's next as a counter to Rush.·
·
The Left sought a talker to crush
the pow'r of that Right-Winger, Rush.
Since Cuomo was hushed
and Hightower flushed,
we wonder who's next as a counter to Rush.
The answer ain't who they should find;
the answer instead is the time--
So what is the slot
the lefties could top?
It's three in the morning 'til five.
In ratings they'd win ev'ry week
regardless of who's in the seat
as host of the show,
'cause restless folks know
that list'ning will put them to sleep.
·
Inspired by a January 1, 2003, news story indicating that despite the failures
of Cuomo and Hightower to become popular talk-show hosts to counter Limbaugh,
Democratic operatives remain determined to find someone to diminish Limbaugh's
dominance of talk radio.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
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Jan. 2, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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At Poli-Sat-Com we say "Thanks" to heroes who
serve in our ranks.·
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We're sure for the Eve of Two-Thousand and Three
that terrorists plans were most surely conceived,
and so we take pride
the New Year arrived
to greet them with failure in Two-Thousand-Three.
For that we must pause and say "Thanks"
to heroes who serve in our ranks
to send the al Qaeda
to Hell not their Maker,
so freedom won't wither in angst.
·
--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
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Jan. 1, 2003: PoliSat.Com's
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Beware the cachet of "scientists say."·
·
What "scientists" find "in the round"
do not comprise science that's sound--
especially when
the "findings" befriend
conclusions desired to be found.
The method they call "in the round"
is simply how hunches are found,
and such incantations
are mere divinations
when contrary theories abound.
Reports of what "scientists say"
to readers conveys the cachet
of objective truth
not hunches unloosed
by folks with a point to convey.
A perfect example is found
of hunches divined "in the round":
That "wildlife
is warning
the climate is warming" *
*[Red
quotation marks denote paraphrasing]·
implied as what science has "found."
Reporting such hunches as science
induces the public's reliance
on hunches disguised
as science, comprised
instead of politicized science.
·
Inspired by a news
report that an article in Nature reveals that "scientists"
have found "evidence" that "climate change is affecting living
systems, as climatologists have predicted." The report asserts that
"[w]ildlife seek cooler climes" and that "[s]pecies are on the
move, say scientists." Trained scientists, unlike laymen and unlike
most "science" reporters, readily understand the distinction between
findings and hunches. If such article were to have been about
scientists employing the same type of methodology to "say" the
currently politically correct "predictions" of
"climatologists" are wrong, the news report would have characterized
what such scientists said as "controversial" rather than merely as
what "scientists say." Since "in the round"
methodology serves as a basis for forming hypotheses when conflicting ones
abound, reliance on such methodology as the foundation for public policy would
require such policy to simultaneously proceed on contradictory assumptions and
in contradictory directions absent arbitrary selection of a single
hypothesis. Policy based on arbitrary selection of one among many such
conflicting hypotheses is founded not on science but on political
science-- i.e., politicized science.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
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