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May 31,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update
#20020531-01.™©.2002.
The hunches of
Rowley for searching Moussaoui..
This lim'rick's to those who most loudly
condemn those rejecting Ms. Rowley's
submission of pleas
for warrants to seize
the hard-drives and files of Moussaoui.
In hindsight it's clear that her hunches
were right he was one of the bunches
of wannabe martyrs
as murderous plotters
for deaths in the thousands not bunches.
But some who're disdaining her bosses today
were leading the chorus expressing dismay
for Arabs arrested
on hunches untested
before learning Murrow was bombed by McVey..
..
Inspired by the hypocrisy of some who now loudly disdain Rowley's bosses for
interpreting information she presented in support of her prescient hunch about Moussaoui
as being insufficient to support her requests for a search warrant. I
remember indignant disdain being heaped upon the FBI when several Arabs were
arrested or detained in the connection with the bombing of the Murrow building
in Oklahoma before the identification and arrest of Timothy McVey as the
perpetrator. No one should object to rational suggestions for a
top-to-bottom reevaluation of anti-terrorists resources, procedures and
personnel, but I find much of the loud public criticism to be self-evidently
based on hindsight cloaked in hypocritical posturing in self-righteous
indignation. More to come... --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com....
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May 30,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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#20020530-01.™©.2002.
A course about
Clinton at Arkansas-U includes a full spectrum of legacy views..
According to Yahoo's reliable source
at Arkansas-U
there will soon be a course
on Bubba's two terms,
and sources confirm
that Bubba wants interns enrolled in this course.
But Bubba will have to abandon
his plans to bring interns in tandem
'cause Bubba won't be
the teacher, you see--
Instead, it's a woman named Scranton.
Since Scranton has issued a call that is clarion
for pro-Clintonistas and Bubba's contrarians,
she ought to include
satirical views
preserved for all times by the Clinton
Liebrarian.*
.
To structure the course to give students a look
across the full spectrum of viewpoints and books,
the right composition
includes acquisition
of 2001's Clinton Liebrary
Book.**
.
..
Inspired by a May 30, 2002 Yahoo/AP report***
that starting in January, 2003, the University of Arkansas political-science
department will include a course on the Clinton Presidency (i.e., the Clinton Era
Error) to be taught by Professor Margaret E. Scranton. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com...
*.
For information about the Liebrarian,
go to www.clintonliebrary.com/speakers.htm.
**.
See the Clinton Liebrary
Book 2001 Edition at .www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com.
***.
See .http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020530/ap_to_po/clinton_class_3&printer=1.
Also, for information about a bricks & mortar Clinton Liebrary,
go to: www.clintonliebrary.com/clef.htm..
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May 29,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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Daily Update
#20020529-01.™©.2002.
Could Bubba's new
Library Mansion be deemed to "Advantage Arkansans"?..
A program designed to "Advantage Arkansans"*
rejected** requests to show Bubba compassion
by letting him pluck
a few million bucks
in tax-credit funds for his Library Mansion.
Bill's knowledge such credits were not for non-profits
but solely for businesses striving for profits
reveals to us why
he chose to apply--
His Library's funded from pardons for profits.
Despite profits earned by his Library
the bureaucrats ruled to the contrary,
but maybe they would,
and surely they should,
give credits for building a Liebrary.***
.
..
Inspired by the May 29, 2002, report (see **
below) that Arkansas' "Advantage Arkansas" tax-credit program denied the
application by the Clinton Library aka Clinton Presidential Center for millions
of dollars in tax credits designed exclusively to encourage for-profit
businesses rather than foundations or other non-profit organizations. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com...
*.
The program's title "Advantage Arkansas" necessarily implies its
purpose is to "Advantage Arkansans."
**.
See .http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20020529/ap_wo_en_po/us_clinton_library_1..
***.
For information about a bricks & mortar Clinton Liebrary,
go here: http://clintonliebrary.com/clef.htm.
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May 28,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update
#20020528-01.™©.2002.
De señor Bush ven
no olés por preguntas en Francia en Francés..
Mi Español es mejor que mi Inglés
Mi Inglés es mejor que mi Francés--
así no preguntar
cuando en Francia
en Francés o tu no oiga de mi no olés.
..
Este fue la respuesta de Bush por preguntas en Francia de David Gregory.*
Yo sabo que mi Español es muy, muy mal, pero yo digo, "Asi que?"
Tambien, yo sabo que las palabras no estan rimas, pero este es gratis. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com...
*.Vea ..http://www.washtimes.com/national/20020527-78351630.htm.
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May 25--27,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
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#20020525--27-01.™©.2002.
Memorial Weekend
& Memorial Day..
This weekend to honor Memorial Day,
we pause with respect as our tributes we pay
for courage of those
now buried in rows
who sacrificed all to keep freedom in sway..
..
I took off this Memorial Day weekend. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com...
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May 24,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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#20020524-01.™©.2002.
Insightful Dan
Rather's Conspiracy Blather..
And now Rather-Blather is at it again*
"reporting" the views of political friends
that Ashcroft had started
to only fly chartered
before Nine-Eleven 'cause warnings were "in."
Of course Rather-Blather displayed no remorse**
for failing to learn from a credible source
that John chartered jets
'cause personal threats
against him had come from a credible source.
'Though Dan won't reveal his erroneous source,
our Archives of Blather*** are clues to the source
that Rather preferred
for slanderous words:
't'was Dan, not the mouth, but the rear of the horse.
..
Thank goodness we can count on Rather to regularly provide material for our
Archives of Rather-Blather cited in footnote ***
below. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
*.On
Imus in the Morning on Wednesday, May 22, 2002, Dan Rather implied that the reason John Ashcroft began flying chartered planes instead of commercial
airlines before Nine-Eleven was that he had received advance warnings of terrorist hijackings. See
http://www.mrc.org/cyberalerts/2002/cyb20020524.asp#2..
** For a description of Rather's response to Ashcroft's response to Rather's May 22, 2002, intonations described in the preceding footnote, see
.http://www.mrc.org/cyberalerts/2002/cyb20020524.asp#2..
***.See
.http://polisat.com/ratherblather.htm and
.http://polisat.com/rhymes/r_rather_dan.htm..
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May 23,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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#20020523-01.™©.2002.
The Euro advice on
Saddam's device.
It's good we're receiving the brilliant advice
from Europe, whose butt we were forced to save twice:
"You shouldn't attack
Saddam in Iraq
unless he's completed his nuking device."
Though how to know when is a raging debate,
the Euro's assure us it's better to wait
for better precision
in timing the mission,
but Rummy prefers it too soon than too late.
..
Inspired by the great comfort I take in advice from Europeans, whose brilliant
strategies twice invited the stupid Americans to save their butts in the Twentieth Century.--Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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May 22,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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Daily Update
#20020522-01.™©.2002.
We trust 'em
controlling a plane. Why not in controlling their aim?.
For safety, the gov'ment requires
if pilots tote guns they'll be fired.
Give thanks for perfection
of needed protection
from pilots who shoot friendly fliers.
..
*.It
seems to me that if a situation on an airplane were to deteriorate to a point at
which possession of a firearm would be a pilot's only hope of regaining control
(or preventing loss of control) of an airliner, then the risk that he might
wield the weapon ineffectively or lose control of it is patently moot.
Although I understand that some experts theorize that terrorist's knowledge that
pilots are armed will provide an opportunity for the terrorists to seize control
of the weapon, but I say, "So what?" If 911 proves
anything, it proves unarmed pilots have zero chance to stop a takeover by people
armed with knives and a ruthless willingness to kill passengers. It's
argued that it's better for the only armed personnel to be unidentified marshals
in the passenger compartment, but since I'm smart enough to know an easy way for
a group of suicidal fanatics to overcome that situation, I assume they would
likewise be smart enough to do so, which would leave the plane with an unarmed
cockpit crew protected only by a not-yet-bulletproof door.--Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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May 21,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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Daily Update
#20020521-01.™©.2002.
The questions
3/4ths of the Gang of Four's posing:
"Just what did Bush know and just when did he know it?"..
When Daschle and Hill'ry and Gephardt were posing:
"Just what did Bush know ...
and when did he know it?"
Their "trumpets" were clear
not knowing we'd hear
their horns as political flatulence blowing.
The posings by Daschle and Hill'ry and Gephardt
with sinister questions in hopes for a head-start
as Two-Thousand-Four's
replacement for Gore
resembled the south of some northward-bound centaurs.
By quickly denying intent to imply
that Bush knew the danger from planes in the sky,
they hoped to evade
they mess they had made,
but we still demanded they tell us their
"why's."
We gave them assignments*:
Assume that you knew
the scope of the clues you imply that he knew,
then stand in the limelight
and tell us your hindsight
on how terror would've been thwarted by
you: .
Assume laws for homeland and foreign
intelligence
allowed F-B-I
/ C-I-A
the convenience
of agents and snoops
exchanging the fruits
of files like that note from the agent in
Phoenix.
And also assume that the agents and filers
shared data procured on that man, Zacarias
and theorized too,
but yet couldn't prove,
his plan was to serve as a hijacking flier.
Assume you deduced that he wasn't alone
with plans to control where a plane
would be flown
and brilliantly knew
the weapons they'd use--
not pistols or rifles but blades finely
honed.
Assume you had foresight to rightly deduce
as missiles is how hijacked planes would
be used
in early September
in plans they would enter
New York and DeeCee as the targets they'd use.
To stop 'em you'd have-to have kept on
the ground
all planes for New York and for Washington bound--
despite accusations
you'd panic the nation--
'til all of the hijacking plotters were found.
But even Draconian measures like that
would not guarantee that their plans would fall
flat
'cause soon they'd decide
to take diff'rent rides
and pick other cities for terror attacks.
To guard against that you'd instruct all
the crews
to stay in the cockpits, ignore what they do
and make the plane land
as soon as you can
and then call the morgue for the people they
slew.
Before Nine-One-One, they would not have obeyed
a theory all hijackers' plans are the same.
Instead they'd have tried
to save people's lives
believing they'd not lose control of the plane.
Before Nine-One-One altered everyone's role
not even the heroes like Beamer would
"roll"
to crash their own plane--
They'd think it insane
to risk death of all of the folks on the plane.
You thus should've known if you only
would ground
the planes for New York and for Washington bound,
you merely would change
the targets of planes
and elsewhere make "zero" the name of
the ground.
We're sure you would know that adopting a plan
to close all the airports throughout all the land
would lay the foundation
for making the nation
a hostage to all of the terrorists' plans.
So what could be used as a secular
missal
for thwarting the plans to use airlines as missiles?
We're sure you'd reject
an plan to eject
all men from the lands in the East we
call Middle.
I thus say to Daschle and Hill'ry and Gephardt:
To alter your visage as back-sides of centaurs,
you ought to admit
your words were unfit
and also find smarter political mentors.
..
*.See
my assignment to Hill'ry, Daschle, and Gephardt in my May 17, 2002, Daily Update
at .http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020517-01.--Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.....
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May 20,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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#20020520-01.™©.2002.
No self-esteem
"E" just for effort ... for Daschle or Hill'ry or "Gepper"..
When Daschle and Gephardt and Hillary roared
the claim, "Dubya could've or should've
done more
to stop Nine-One-One,"
I said, "Don't be mum--
Please tell us how you would've handled
that chore."
Now Daschle and Hill'ry and Gephardt
have quit after taking a head-start
contending Bush should've
and they, of course, would've
brought Nine-One-One plans to a dead-stop.
Since Daschle and Hill'ry and "Gepper"
have not sent by word or by letter
a single submission*,
I can't even give 'em
a self-esteem "E" just for effort.
Tomorrow, I'm planning to mention
the grades they deserve for contentions
that timely review
of all of the clues
would prob'ly have led to prevention.
*.See
my assignment to Hill'ry, Daschle, and Gephardt in my May 17, 2002, Daily Update
at .http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020517-01.--Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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May 19,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update
#20020519-01.™©.2002.
Still waiting
for "put-ups" or "shut-ups" from Daschle & Hill'ry &
Gephardt..
To emulate "libr'al" professors,
I must be a lenient assessor
allowing more time
for deadlines assigned*
to Daschle and Hill'ry and "Gepper.".
.
*.See
my assignment to Hill'ry, Daschle, and Gephardt** in my May 17, 2002, Daily Update
at .http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020517-01.
**By
the way, shouldn't the "ph" be pronounced like the "ph" in
"phantom"?--Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.....
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May 18,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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Daily Update
#20020518-01.™©.2002.
On-Daschle; On-Gephardt;
On-Hill'ry; On-Willie...
Continue pronouncements that make you look silly..
On Daschle, on Gephardt, on Hill'ry, on Willie
Continue pronouncements that make you look silly
expressing your views
that Bush ignored clues--
I'm waiting to learn what you'd do that he didn't.
I hope you don't wait for a polling alignment
to send me your plans per the latest assignment*
to you-all from me
on May Seventeen.
For your brilliant minds, it's a simple
assignment.
.
*.See
my assignment to Hill'ry, Daschle, and Gephardt in my May 17, 2002, Daily Update
at .http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020517-01.--Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.....
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May 17,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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#20020517-01.™©.2002.
To Hill'ry and
Daschle and Gephardt: A challenge to "put-up" or shut-up!..
I have an assignment for critics who
roar
the claim, "Dubya could've or should've
done more
to stop Nine-One-One"--
Your time has now come
to specify how you'd-a handled that chore:
Pretend years-ago Congress hadn't installed
domestic and foreign intelligence walls,
and Nine-One-One clues
could all have been viewed
by one special team without breaking the
law.
You next must pretend last July you
reviewed
the total collection of terrorist clues
which now you're contending
were keys for preventing
attacks on New York and the Pentagon too.
Assume your review of the clues made it plain
that Arab fanatics would hijack a plane
and kill or subdue
the airliner's crew
to knock-down a building by flying the
plane.
Assume in addition the clues made it plain
they wouldn't attempt to take guns on the plane
but prob'ly would use
a knife or a ruse
for seizing the cockpit to pilot the plane.
Assume that the clues made it clear in addition
that early September's the time for the mission
with targets to be
New York or DeeCee,
and now tell me how you would thwart
such a mission.
I'll give you 'til Sunday to tender submissions
of things you'd have done to have thwarted their missions,
but if you return
on Sunday you'll learn
the reasons you wouldn't have thwarted their missions.
.
Inspired by the shallow,
naive, sanctimonious and self-serving criticisms of those-- among the worst of
whom have been Daschle, Gephardt and Hillary-- attempting to imply that 911
probably wouldn't have occurred absent negligence, inattentiveness, or
insufficient intellect on the part of Bush-- especially in light of their having
long occupied in so sanctimonious a way that part of the political spectrum most
ardent in the desire to maintain separation of foreign intelligence and domestic
intelligence activities. Although I certainly want to avoid concentration
of sufficient intelligence authority to increase the risks of a KGB type service
evolving, I'm willing to accept the fact that one of the prices a free society
must pay to minimize that risk is an inherent diminution of its ability to
prevent terrorism. That's why Rumsfeld is right-- in the age of
mass-destruction weapons coupled with the existence of people with sufficient
expertise and fanaticism to use them as weapons of terror, the only effective
"defense" is comprehensive and unrelenting offense. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.....
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May 16,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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#20020516-01.™©.2002.
To stop
Nine-Eleven, could Bush have done more...
... if he had just added the two's to get four?..
"To stop Nine-Eleven, we could have
done more
if only we'd added the two's to get
four"*--
*[This is a paraphrase of current criticism.]
Such critics' apostasy
is blatant hypocrisy
by those who opposed such addition
before.
'T'was long-ago Congress enacted some laws
designed to save freedom from government's
paws:
Domestic intelligence
and foreign intelligence
were kept on the opposite sides of a wall.
And what was the reason for for making
that wall?
To minimize risks that our freedom might fall
if both were to be
our own "KGB"
becoming "Big Brother" as knower of
all.
So what can we do to resolve this
dilemma
in making intelligence better and trimmer
for finding the bad-guys
and leaving the good-guys
while not making lights of our liberties
dimmer.
I wish I could claim that I know the
right answer.
For terror, the cure, is for freedom a
cancer.
Demanding perfection
in terror protection
would weaken our rights as vaccine for
the cancer.
And so, like the Brits, in the Battle of Britain,
who all faced the risks they'd be pers'nally
smitten,
we all must accept
the risks can't be kept
at zero or else it's our freedom that's
smitten.
.
Inspired by the patent
hypocrisy and transparent apostasy of claims that the Bush administration could
have, and would have, prevented 911 if only it had added two and two to get four
in light of the fact that many who make such claims are the same ones who
insisted years ago that we maintain a wall of separation between domestic and
foreign intelligence to protect us from the evolution of a KGB type authority
that could, and would, threaten our liberties. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.....
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May 15,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
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Daily Update
#20020515-01.™©.2002.
Abdullah thinks
Bubba is wiser than Dubya..
(Quoted by Brit Hume in the final
segment of Special Report on May 15, 2002, on Fox News).
My name is the Crown Prince Abdullah,
who met down in Texas with Dubya,
but George went to bed
at Nine, so instead
I had an all-nighter with Bubba.
I found Dubya honest, but really
found much more in common with Willie,
who showed erudition
in Arab tradition:
He knows the best role for the fillies..
.
Inspired by two now-emerging
stories about Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah's recent trip to Texas to meet with
Dubya:
First, reports*
that Prince Abdullah is telling Arab audiences he found Dubya to
be "noble ... honest, courageous and highly compassionate ... but not fully
informed [about the Middle East]." Second, reports**
that during that visit, Clinton was staying in the same hotel as was Abdullah,
and after an early-evening ending of one of Abdullah's meetings with Dubya,
Clinton went to Abdullah's suite where the two chatted until the wee hours of
the morning --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com...
*. See .http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020514/wl_nm/mideast_bush_saudi_dc_2...
**. See .http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/usatoday/20020513/pl_usatoday/4105374...
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May 14,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update
#20020514-01.™©.2002.
Are Greenhouse
Believers afflicted with panic
from fear that their theory will sink like Titanic?..
Why is it the Greenhouse Believers are frantic?
'Cause people are growing reluctant to panic
at Greenhouse Theology
on Doomsday Ecology
that preaches that humans are warming the planet.
What is it that's threat'ning the people's reliance
on Greenhouse predictions presented as science?
More experts complaining
that guesswork explaining
is simply no more than politicized science..
.
Inspired by a May 13, 2002,
"report"*
by "Planet Ark" describing unsupported guess-work estimates in jargon
implying scientific validity in describing a "warning" that the
"world is warming faster than forecast." In contrast, see a May
14, 2002, report**
about scientists rejecting such theories as unscientific guesswork.
See also "Global Warming
or Scientific Flatulence?"--an
analysis***
of the contradictory nature of the claims by advocates of the global-warming
theory. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com...
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this 05-14-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020514-01.™©.2002.
*. See .http://www.planetark.org/dailynewsstory.cfm/newsid/15934/story.htm..
**. See .http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewNation.asp?Page=\Nation\archive\200205\NAT20020514b.html..
***. See .http://wrenncom.com/focus2001/0619-01.asp..
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May 13,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20020513-01.™©.2002.
A campaigning rumor
that spread like a tumor... to draft Hill-a-ree... to run for VeePee..
Our ex-POTUS1, Clinton, is floating a rumor:
A draft-Hill'ry movement would spread like a tumor
to run for VeePee
'cause he couldn't be
FGOTUS2 as spouse of the first POTUS
womb-er3.
But ex-POTUS Clinton is wrong after all--
If Hill'ry were POTUS, instead he'd be called
the "HOH"4 'stead of
" Willie,"
for "Husband of Hill'ry,"
the Forty-Fourth POTUS, a straddler of _alls5.
.
Inspired by a news report6
that Clinton suggested Hillary ought to seek the 2004 nomination for Vice
President rather than President.--Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
1. "POTUS" (pronounced "poatus") is the acronym for
"President Of The US."
2. As "FLOTUS" (pronounced "floatus") is the acronym
for "First Lady Of The US," "FGOTUS" (pronounced "fagotus"
rhyming with "pagodas") would be the acronym for "First Gentleman
Of The US," for which position Slick Willie would be unqualified.
3. "Womber" is poetic license for a person with a womb.
4.
"HOH" is pronounced "ho" as in "ho, ho" or as in
the title of Eddie Murphy's classic Saturday Night Live skit on "How
to be a Ho".
5. Shame on you if you didn't assume the missing
key to be
"c" as an allusion to Hillary's having made $100,000 from straddle-
calls on a $1,000 investment.
6. See
.http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/ny-bc-ny--hillaryclinton-vp0513may13.story?coll=ny%2Dap%2Dregional%2Dwire..
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May 12,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20020512-01.™©.2002.
A Mothers' Day
tribute to virtue... Displayed by the Mothers who nurture..
I'm tired of the whining and frets
by Yuppies with children as pets.
The proper child-care's
a Mother who's there--
not surrogates paid to hear frets.
So many young women fall prey
to outlandish notions that they
must have a career
to satisfy peers
and leave kids with strangers all day
Why do those career gals suppose
that others should pay through the nose,
so they can pay less
for care they think best,
so they can keep up with the Jones?
Should one-income couples pay more
in taxes for child-care galore,
so two-income fam'lies
can sample life's candies
and pay less for child-caring chores?.
.
Direct link for this 05-12-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020512-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by common sense on Mothers' Day in recognition of how lucky was I, and
how lucky were my two boys, to have been raised by Mothers who perceived
full-time motherhood as the most important career, period. To read
the entirety of this Mothers Day limerick published last Mothers' Day (May 13,
2001), go to www.polisat.com/du2001/du010531.htm#20010513-01--Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com...
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May 11,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20020511-01.™©.2002.
John Hanssen proclaims that he's sorry he spied from some cash & Ferraris..
John Hanssen proclaims that he's "sorry"
he spied for some cash and Ferraris,
but long-ago Hanssen
had proven that as an
excuse for a person, he's sorry.
.
Direct link for this 05-11-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020511-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by a news report*
that convicted spy, Robert Hanssen, says he's "sorry" --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
*.
See .http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A3688-2002May10.html.
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May 10,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20020510-01.™©.2002.
Historical
ignorance should be deplored...
but likewise for knowledge that's blithely ignored..
Abysmal performance in history,
a subject remaining a mystery
to seniors in school,
reveals lack of tools
to recognize history-twistery.
When blindness to hist'ry's untreated,
not only has knowledge been cheated,
but leaving as myst'ries
the lessons of hist'ry
condemns us to often repeat it.
But leaders in Europe today,
whose knowledge of hist'ry's okay,
are blindly acceding
to hist'ry's repeating
appeasement: Saddam gets his way.
.
Direct link for this 05-10-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020510-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by the convergence of (A) a report*
that American high school students performed "abysmally" in
standardized tests on history and (B) continuing news reports about opposition
of the Europeans (and perhaps now even the Brits**)
to the US plans to divest Iraq of Saddam Hussein and his mass-destruction
weapons programs before, rather than after, he uses, or credibly announces his
possession of, and willingnes to use, them. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
*.
See .http://www.usatoday.com/usatonline/20020510/4101936s.htm..
**.
See .http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/story.jsp?story=293537.
PoliSat.Com hopes, however, that this article "reporting" that
Blair has assured MP's that Britain would only support action against Iraq if it
were to be supported by the UN is just another example of ideologically wishful
"reporting" by The Independent..
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May 9,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20020509-01.™©.2002.
Drudge riles
O'Reilly; O'Reilly smudges Drudge..
O'Reilly, the Titan of Cable Opinion
and Drudge, who's the Titan of Website Dominions
are trying to test
whose insults are best,
which makes me constrained to express my opinion.
O'Reilly's afflicted with strain of the " I
"
and Drudge sees his feats as conventions defied.
Their mutual reproving
quite clearly is proving
as epithet-hurlers, they're locked in a tie.
.
Direct link for this 05-09-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020509-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by the mutual-insults contest between O'Reilly and Drudge --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
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May 8,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20020508-01.™©.2002.
The General
Assembly in General Dissembling...
Again the UN vents its spleen
at Israel's "No" to their scheme
for zealots they named
to look into claims
of "war-crimes" by troops in Jenin.
In contrast, they lack the aplomb
to vote to investigate wrongs
by leaders whose tactics
encourage fanatics
to murder civilians with bombs.
.
Direct link for this 05-08-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020508-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by a report1
that on May 7, 2002, the UN General Assembly adopted a vote castigating Israel
for its refusal to "cooperate" with a patently-not-objective group
appointed by the UN to "investigate" allegations by Palestinian
extremists accusing the Israeli troops of massive "war crimes" in
Jenin even though reasonably apparent objective evidence negates such
allegations. Why is it the General Assembly has never seen fit to pass a
resolution demanding an investigation to determine the extent to which Arafat
and/or the PLA have aided, authorized, or assisted homicide bombers targeting
Israeli civilians? Will they pass a resolution demanding that Arafat
and/or the PLA find and punish everyone involved in the May 7, 2002, bombing of
the pool-hall in Israel?. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
1.
See UPI report on May 7, 2002: .http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=07052002-100713-2099r..
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May 7, 2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20020507-01.™©.2002.
Why Dave
didn't topple the Tower of Koppel..
Since Barb'ra the talker and Sam the big ham
expressed hostile views on the rumors of plans
to put on the sideline
the broadcast of NightLine,
the A-B-C bosses
trashed Barb'ra and Sam.
Of course Ted is thankful his colleagues
opposed
the A-B-C plans
for replacing his show,
so Koppel composed
a song for his show.
Go here *
to hear Koppel's new theme for his show.
.
Direct link for this 05-07-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020507-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by a Drudge report on May 7, 2002, that ABC executives have expressed
strong criticism of Barbara Walters and Sam Donaldson for using ABC's airwaves
to castigate ABC for having attempted to persuade David Letterman to switch to
ABC to replace Nightline. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
*.To
hear Koppel's new theme for Nightline, go here: www.PoliSat.Com/Koppel_Ted.html.
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May 6,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20020506-01.™©.2002.
A Movie-Tone
"raster" on "Greenhouse" disasters?..
Is Fox planning Movie-Tone rasters1
predicting a Greenhouse disaster?
If so, their reliance
on eco-junk-science
shows pee-cee's
becoming their master.
I hope Fox
decides to employ
its junk-science expert, Milloy2,
to study the script
and promptly decrypt
the gimmicks the Greens have employed.
The Priests3
of the Greens employ fractalence4
to claim we've put Earth into transience.
To counter their flaks
I've authored a tract
exposing their "science" as flatulence5.
.
Direct link for this 05-06-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020506-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by a news report6
that the Fox movie studios are planning to make a movie depicting the
catastrophe of "global warming". According to the article,
"Twentieth Century Fox has won an auction for 'The Day After Tomorrow,' director Roland Emmerich's global-warming extravaganza rife with hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes and the onset of the next ice age." --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
1.
Presumably, a modern movie will utilize computer-controlled "rasters"
to generate movie images --See .http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=raster.
2.
Steven Milloy applies scientific analysis to debunk junk-science (i.e.,
politicized science) masquerading as real science. See .http://foxnews.com/junkscience.
and www.junkscience.com.
3.
About the "Priests" of the "Greens," see "Pantheopians"
at http://polisat.com/rhymes/r_pantheopians.htm.
4.
I coined "fractalence" as a variation of the mathematics/geometry
term "fractal" describing repeating patterns that cannot be
represented by classical geometry--See .http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=fractal.
I'm using "fractalence" to mean the use of math and/or science in ways
that do not conform to classical principles of science.
5.
See "Global Warming or Scientific Flatulence" at .http://wrenncom.com/focus2001/0619-01.asp.
6.
See : .http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/variety/20020506/film_variety/emmerich_1&printer=1.
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May 5,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire/Commentary
Daily Update #20020505-01.™©.2002.
The beach-front
horizons of Redford and Streissand..
The Hollywood leftists disdain
the property rights that are claimed
by regular people
desiring to wheedle
the Left to respect their domains.
But Hollywood leftists proclaim
that they are entitled to claim
their property reaches
the Malibu beaches
to make them their private domains.
These leftist do not seem to "get it"!
Their claims are just merely aesthetic
because our republic
treats beaches as public
--The name for such justice? "Poetic!"
When claims made by Redford and Streissand
are found to be legally wizened,
it's good there will be
a crowd on their beach
as "art" for their sunset horizons..
.
Direct link for this 05-05-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020505-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by a news report1
about the efforts of Hollywood activists who usually think rights of "the
public" trump private property rights in virtually any other context save
these activists' claims that they are somehow entitled to have the government
keep the public off public beaches so the activists' can enjoy their
"privacy" and the aesthetic beauty of sunset on a beach uncluttered by
the ugly presence of the sweating masses. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
1.
See May 3, 2002, report in USA Today: .http://www.usatoday.com/usatonline/20020503/4082611s.htm.
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May 4,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020504-01.™©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Will programs have
Dubya appearing with Bubba?.
Said Bush, "I'd watch [Clinton, I know,
but would I appear on his show?
I oughta stay out
of Clinton's redoubt
but might be a guest on his show.]"
A "legacy" needing repair
makes Bill want a show on the air,
but ratings will fail
unless it entails
the intimate facts of his public affairs.
.
Direct link for this 05-04-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020504-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by a report that Dubya said that if Bill Clinton were to anchor a
television show, he'd "watch" it and "might" consider
appearing on the show if he were to be invited..
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May 3,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020503-01.™©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
There was an ex-POTUS
named Bubba....
There was an ex-POTUS named Bubba
who got a young intern in trouble.
His legacy's toast,
so now he will host
a program like Springer's, but double.
While Carter displays Christianity
with Habitats built for Humanity,
Slick Willie can host
a program that toasts
examples of moral profanity..
.
Direct link for this 05-03-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020503-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by reports1
that Clinton is being asked (asking?) to host a television talk show...
1. See
.http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-050202clinton.story...
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May 2,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020502-01.™©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Remote-controlled
rats: Not fiction, but fact;
Improving the lives of frustrated wives!.
Today science shocks us with startling new facts
revealing designs for remote-controlled rats1:
Control is attained
through chips in their brains--
If this leaves you startled, hold-on to your hat:
A micro-chip-implant's already designed
for humans for linking their bodies and minds
improving the lives
of frustrated wives
in ways we described2
in the following lines:
A husband-wife scientist-team
made something for ev'ry wife's dream.
To make this advance
each spouse must implant
a micro-transmitting machine.
The moment a thought is beginning
the thinker's transmitter is sending
a digital code
that promptly will go
at once to the other's nerve endings.
If tests go according to plan,
when brains of the wife give commands
for lifting her hand,
the hand of the man
will promptly obey the command.
By most wives, this first will be used
so husbands do chores the wives choose,
But soon they'll aim higher
with secret desires
for husbands to make the earth move
..
.
Direct link for this 05-02-02, Political-Satire Daily Update: http://polisat.com/du2002/du020531.htm#20020502-01.™©.2002.
Inspired by a May 2, 2002, report that a team of scientists have designed
computer-controlled implants in rats' brains to enable the scientists to
remotely control the rats' behavior and movements making them useful tools for
searching within the rubble of collapsed buildings, etc. Wait 'til
the PeTA crowd hears about this-- they'll want to put the implants in humans and
give the remote controls to the rats ..
1. See .http://news.independent.co.uk/world/science_medical/story.jsp?story=291019..
2. Our May 6, 2001 Daily Update can be found in the Archives of our Daily
Updates for May, 2001 or can be directly accessed by the following link: .http://polisat.com/du2001/du010531.htm#20010506-01..
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May 1,
2002 PoliSat.Com's
Political-Satire
Daily Update #20020501-01.™©.2002-Jim.Wrenn--Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Limitless visions
of Hubble in contrast to terrorist rubble..
We're stunned by the beauty of pictures from Hubble
in contrast to pictures of Middle-East troubles--
from limitless visions
to terrorist missions--
Modernity versus medieval rebuttals..
.
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Inspired by the stunning beauty of the latest images from the recently improved
Hubble Space Telescope, which one can view from various links at www.Space.Com..
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