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2002, is the First Annual
PEACE Month
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January
31, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020131-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Today is the day
that we cease our first celebration of PEACE. .
Today is the day that we cease
our first celebration of PEACE,
but if you don't know
its meaning, please go
right
here to learn more about PEACE.
.
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January 31, 2002,
PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
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January
30, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020130-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
McAuliffe, the pot,
is now back ... to claim Enron's kettle is black. .
.
That Enron collapse was just awful
said D-N-C Chairman, McAuliffe,
whose assets grew large
while Bill was in charge
by Enron around Global Crossings
.
Inspired by the Terry-McAuliffe/Global-Crossing pot calling the Enron
kettle black. [Regarding the circumstances under which McAuliffe's
purchase of $100,000 worth of Global Crossing stock enabled McAuliffe to later
sell it for $18 million, see the January 29, 2002, Washington Times article at http://www.washtimes.com/national/20020129-95428706.htm.]
Direct URL for this
January 30, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
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January
29, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020129-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
To Ashcroft, please
do what you must ... so Justice again is robust ! .
My name is the "Spirit of
Justice."
Though John says my firm, naked bust is
the cause of a row, he seems not to know
it shows you what justice robust-is.
.
Exposing my breast, John, m'-boy
is not just a sculpturing ploy.
For justice, like breasts, exposure is best
to show what's a real real-McCoy.
.
I know you think curtains are best,
but status-quo-ante is best.
Remove the new curtains so folks can feel certain
that Ashcroft is keeping a-breast.
.
Photo credits: FILE--Attorney General John Ashcroft is shown standing under the
Spirit of Justice statue at the J ustice Department in Washington in this Jan. 17, 2002, file photo. Drapes were occasionally hung in the Great Hall in front of the two aluminum Art Deco statues before formal events, but have now been purchased by the Justice Department for $8,000 and left hanging. (AP Photo/Joe Marquette,
File: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020129/168/112uq.html]
.
Inspired by Ashcroft's having installed curtains to avoid the bare breast
of the "Spirit of Justice" statue appearing in the background behind
the podium at the Department of Justice.
Direct URL for this
January 29, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020129-01.©.2002
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January
28, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020128-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Campaign 2002
Palindromes .
Partisan wonks parse dudes' rows: 2002's worse dudes' raps known as "I"-trap.
.
Inspired by the fact that the Year 2002 is a palindrome. To view
PoliSat.Com's palindromic view of Campaign 2002, go
here. Direct URL for this
January 28, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020128-01.©.2002
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January
27, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020127-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
The lawyer for
Lindh makes contentions confusing the names of conventions .
The lawyer for Lindh claims the Army's detention
of Lindh clearly broke the Geneva Conventions.
He's right on detention
but wrong on conventions--
It broke not "Geneva" but "Terror"
conventions.
.
Inspired by a January
26, 2002, on-line report by Time that John Walker Lindh's lawyer claims the
Army's failure to give him access to Lindh in early December, 2001, violated the
Geneva Convention. Direct URL for this
January 27, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020127-01.©.2002
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January
26, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020126-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
The proof, Walker's
lawyer confides, will show that his brain had been fried..
The lawyer for Walker predicts when he's tried
the proof will reveal that his brain had
been fried
'cause Taliban teachings
left Walker believing
the thing he should do is to marry four wives.
.
Inspired by a January
25, 2002, Washington Post report that John Walker Lindh had-- in becoming a
Taliban-- contemplated having four wives. Direct URL for this
January 26, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020126-01.©.2002
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January
25, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020125-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
McCain/Feingold
rules & Shays/Meehan tools...
view speech as a rite for political fools..
The Enron implosion is breathing new life
in moribund spores of political blights:
McCain/Feingold rules
and Shays/Meehan tools
want gov'ment to ration free-speech as a
rite.
In light of the growing fever and shrillness of the renewed clamor for campaign
finance "reform," I think it's worthwhile to direct visitors prior
examples of satire/commentary on proposals for campaign finance
"reform" as serious threats to free speech. Here are the titles
and links:
The campaign "reform" would delineate... with whom, when and why we associate:
[http://polisat.com/du2001/du010630.htm#20010626-01]
Reform
rope-a-dope-- Free-speech on the ropes
[http://polisat.com/rhymes/r_campfinref.htm#20000611-01]
What if McCain/Feingold
were already the law?
[http://polisat.com/rhymes/r_campfinref.htm#20000316-01]
Campaigning
reforms... ignore all the norms.
[http://polisat.com/rhymes/r_campfinref.htm#20000802-01]
Campaigning
reform-- Don't make it the norm.
[http://polisat.com/rhymes/r_campfinref.htm#20000913-01]
Hey, Dubya--Read
the First Amendment--Please!
[http://polisat.com/rhymes/r_campfinref.htm#20000420-01]
We
just want the facts without government hacks.
[http://polisat.com/rhymes/r_campfinref.htm#20000904-01]
.
Inspired by news reports that the implosion of Enron has re-ignited, re-fueled
and re-energized the clamor for campaign finance "reform." Direct URL for this
January 25, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020125-01.©.2002
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January
24, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020124-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Today Johnny Lindh...
is John Walker again.
Today Johnny Lindh is John Walker again.
Perhaps by tomorrow, he'll change it again.
Perhaps Dad and Mom
convinced their boy John
to start self-discov'ry all over again.
They claim that he's not an America-hater
and surely he's not a recruit of Al Qaeda.
Though John's mom and pop
proclaim what he's not,
it's clear what he is
is a traitor.*
.
Inspired by news stories about John Walker aka John Lindh aka John Walker Lindh
aka Jihad Johnny aka Jonny bin Walker, etc. being arraigned today in federal
court in Alexandria. Direct URL for this
January 24, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020124-01.©.2002
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.
January
23, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020123-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
New hope for
PeTA--i.e., People Eating Tasty Animals*
*[People
Eating Tasty Animals].
A new coalition of rest'rants
has formed to protect their investments
from PeTA** fanatics
**[People
for the Ethical Treatment of Animals]
and A-L-F*** tactics
***[Animal
Liberation Front]
exposing their pantheist vestments.
A better approach I've envisioned:
send PeTA fanatics on missions
in battle with forces
on camels and horses--
Click here for details for such mission.
.
Inspired by a January
23, 2002, Cybercast News Service report ****
about a campaign by the Center for Consumer Freedom to resist the
consumer-terrorism tactics of PeTA ("People for the Ethical Treatment of
Animals"), the "Animal Liberation Front," and the
"Earth Liberation Front." Presumably, the Center for
Consumer Protection can recruit some anti-terrorist volunteers from the ranks of
a different "PeTA"-- i.e., People
Eating Tasty Animals.
Direct URL for this
January 23, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020123-01.©.2002
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.
January
22, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020122-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Abroad,
Robert Altman displays his fondness for leftist clichιs.
Abroad, Robert Altman has trashed
our flag-waving conduct as crass,
His leftist clichιs
so clearly convey
he's stuck in the mindset of M*A*S*H.
An obvious question you're dying to ask:
"Just what do you mean by the 'mindset of
M*A*S*H' ?"
It isn't a myst'ry--
it's bending of hist'ry
with Movies As Skewered Historiographs.
Expressing disgust at our country today,
he says he's considering staying away.
His statements belie
his vanity's cry
for us to feel sad that he's staying away.
But we who have finished our parenting tasks
know Altman is acting as juveniles act:
Not getting his way,
he's running away--
he hasn't matured since direction of M*A*S*H.
.
Inspired by a January 22, 2002 report** of
Robert Altman's comments about America while abroad in England: "When I see an American flag flying, it's a joke," he fumed to the Times of London yesterday. "This present government in America I just find disgusting, the idea that George Bush could run a baseball team successfully - he can't even speak! I just find him an embarrassment." Altman's feeling is so strong, he's thinking of moving to London for good. "I'd be very happy to stay here," he tells the paper. "There's nothing in America that I would miss at all."
**[http://www.pagesix.com/pagesix/9228.htm]
Direct URL for this
January 22, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
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January
21, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020121-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
The speech
King delivered describing his Dream...
invoked, not disparaged, our Forefathers' Themes.
Our Founders created a dream,
which then was for slaves yet unseen,
but yet what they made
in time freed the slaves
as seeds to fulfill the great dream.
And yet those new seeds for the dream
too long lay unnourished, as seen
by Martin L. King,
who made it his dream
to teach us to honor that dream.
At first when proposals were made
declaring a Martin King Day,
by some he was called
a man who was flawed
as grounds to oppose such a Day.
The same folks, however, believed
our Founders were giants indeed--
'though some but not all
by slav'ry were flawed--
whose wisdom sowed freedom's new seeds.
'Though slav'ry quite clearly was Washington's flaw,
a monument tall and a special-day law
we'd made in his name
fulfilling our aim
to honor his wisdom despite his great flaw.
But now a new trend has begun:
Iconoclasts beating their drums
say Washington's name
on schools is a shame
demanding the name be undone.
Should not it be clear where this ends once it starts?
With wisdom and guts FDR made his mark,
but since he decreed:
"Intern Japanese,"
no school-name could honor the great FDR.
To honor the leaders of freedom's great cause
with monuments, namesakes or special-day laws,
the standard is seen
in Dr. King's Dream--
It's whether their greatness eclipses their flaws.
You ask "Where was that in his speech on his
Dream?"
Our Founders' great wisdom was clearly his theme:
Their claim that all people
have rights that are equal
obliged this great nation to honor that creed.
I can't but believe Dr. King would proclaim
it's foolish for schools to rescind Founders' names.
Instead he would say
the schools should portray
the wisdom of Founders for whom they were named.
.
Inspired by an emerging campaign by some who demand that schools named for
George Washington or other founders rescind such names on the ground that such
founders are symbols of slavery. Unlike those supporting such PeeCee
campaign, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. invoked, rather than disparaged, the
wisdom of our Founders despite their glaring flaws in failing to then apply the
great principles of freedom and equality to eliminate slavery. Direct URL for this
January 21, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020121-01.©.2002
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January
20, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020120-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Today,
this day-twenty of January completes a full-year since we had-to-worry
.
Today, this day-twenty of January
completes a full-year since we had-to-worry
a new intern-priestess
might write a new treatise
on humming in oval-shape sanctuaries.
Although we're confronted with new forms of terror,
we miss not at all the Clintonian Era.
To show our relief,
we celebrate "PEACE"
as Public
Elation Aprθs Clinton Era.
.
Direct URL for this
January 20, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
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January
19, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020119-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
To others
demands Doris Goodwin, "Please do what I'm saying, not
doing.".
A chef known as Doris Kearns Goodwin
in kitchens where hist'ry is cookin',
who charged other chefs
with recipe thefts,
did likewise-- the proof's in her puddin'
.
.
Inspired by the Weekly
Standard's January 18, 2002, internet publication of an "advance copy"
of an article by Bo Crader** for its January 28, 2002, issue reporting that
Doris Kearns Goodwin, the historian who in the early 1990's pointedly accused a
fellow historian of using her words without sufficient attribution, had done
likewise to other authors in the late 1980's. Although recent reports
indicated that another historian, Stephen Ambrose, had used the words of other
authors with insufficient credit, Ambrose had not previously mounted the
high-horse of the accuser against other writers, and in response to revelation
of his own errors, he promptly apologized and arranged corrections. **Correction:
In an embarrassing instance of carelessness on my part, I initially identified
"Fred Barnes" rather than 'Bo Crader" as the author of the Weekly
Standard article, and so to Bo I extend my sincere apology--Jim Wrenn,
Editor. Direct URL for this
January 19, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
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January
18, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020118-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
For whom
does the bell of truth ring? "For Clinton,"
said Rather, "methinks".
For whom does the bell of truth ring?
"For Clinton," said Rather, who thinks:
An "honest man" tries
to merely tell "lies
about any number of things".
The role Rather plays is a "News-Wizard"
empower'd for suppressing a truth-blizzard.
In Two-Thousand-One
he wasn't outdone--
by winning again a Pee-Yew-Litzer.
.
Inspired by Dan Rather's winning of the coveted "Dishonors Award" for
the "Flakiest
Quote of the Year 2001" according to Media Research Center's
"Dishonors Awards Dinner" on 01-17-02 for his May 15, 2001, assertion
on the O'Reilly Factor that Clinton "is an honest man" since an
"honest man ... lies about any number of things." For more
examples of Rather's extraordinary accomplishments, visit our Rather-Blather
Archives. Direct URL for this
January 18, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020118-01.©.2002
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January
17, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020117-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
There was an
old Chairman named Lay... who kept a dead audit in caves.
There was an old Chairman named Lay
who kept a dead audit in caves
It's ugly as spit
and minus some chits,
but think of the infamy saved.
Of course, Enron spokesmen deny
their audits were efforts to hide
their unpaid disbursals
because their commercials
were urging the world to ask "Why?"
Inspired by my vivid memory of the Enron commercial featuring the poor fellow in
metal suit resembling the body of the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz as one
of those people doomed to failure due to an unwillingness to ask
"Why?" Direct URL for this
January 17, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020117-01.©.2002.
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January
16, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020116-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Though K-Mart
may lose Martha Stewart, for others the skies will get bluer.
In bankruptcy, K-Mart is skewered
and might even lose Martha Stewart.
Though skies becomes dark
when sales become sparse,
fear-not 'cause the skies will get bluer.
Though K-Mart, of course, is a loser
as dollars from sales become fewer,
it serves to suppress
Bazaar P-M-S:
Beguilement to Play Martha Stewart.
Inspired by a January
16, 2002, Yahoo/Reuters report that K-Mart's filing of Chapter-11 bankruptcy
proceedings might lead Martha Stewart to sever her marketing relationship with
K-Mart. However, like most husbands whose wives shop at K-Mart, I fear
such news is too good to be true. Direct URL for this
January 16, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020116-01.©.2002
.
January
15, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020115-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Admissions by
Lindh plus the proof of his capture ...
would clearly establish his Treasonous Rapture.
We'll soon hear from pundits and experts again
"We can't prove the Treason by John Walker Lindh."
For traitorous crimes our revered Constitution
requires by two witnesses Treason be
proven.
Say experts: "We can't prove that Treason's
his crime
for lack of two people who witnessed such crime."
The experts are wrong in my humble opinion--
I'm sure there'll be proof he's a traitorous minion.
The Fifth and Miranda don't cover admissions
proclaimed by one captured on battlefield missions
in service to those who attempt demolition
of all we hold dear in our freedom dominion.
"I trained with Al Qaeda," John Lindh told his
captors,
which shows that he knew 't'was his country they're after.
He also made statements to show that he knew
the Taliban army supported them too.
This proves that the knew that the army he joined
supported the terror Al Qaeda had coined.
And so, what remains for the two-witness rule
to prove he's a Traitor, an Al Qaeda tool?
The oath of two soldiers who witnessed his capture
will finish the proof of his Treasonous Rapture.
Inspired by the debate over whether the evidence could satisfy the
Constitutional requirements to prove John Walker Lindh committedTreason. Direct URL for this
January 15, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020115-01.©.2002
.
January
14, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020114-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
We now
have a POTUS who faints ... instead of a POTUS who feints.
We hope from now-on George refrains
from eating while watching a game.
To Dubya we're asking:
"Avoid multi-tasking--
It's not 'Presidential' to 'faint.' "
But then in response to complaints
that Dubya's a POTUS who faints,
supporters of Dubya
asserted it's better
than having a POTUS who feints.
Inspired by Dubya's fainting spell on 01-13-02 when he choked on a pretzel while
watching the NFL playoffs. Direct URL for this
January 14, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020114-01.©.2002
.
January
13, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020113-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
A Waxman
impostor declares ... he wants to help owners of shares.
It seems Enron's bankruptcy action
brought forth an impostor for Waxman
proclaiming he cares
for owners of shares--
The real one would tax 'em and wax 'em.
Inspired by the shocking sound of Henry Waxman proclaiming the need to champion
the interests of shareholders.
Direct URL for this
January 13, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
http://polisat.com/du2002/du020131.htm#20020113-01.©.2002
.
January
12, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020112-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
The statue
depicting the story ... of Firemen who hoisted Old Glory.
It surely should not be a myst'ry
that statues designed to show hist'ry
should show what occurred
and not what's preferred,
or else what is shown would be squishtry*
[*squishy history = squishtry]
'Though statues designed to be symbols
depict things they merely resemble,
the ones that present
specific events
should show what occurred, not dissemble.
A statue depicting the story
of three who were hoisting Old Glory
should show who they were
and shouldn't defer
to Pee-Cee
political whoring.
For six
men who made our hearts tremble
by raising
our Flag as a symbol,
a statue ordained
their faces and names
as soldiers whose acts made them symbols.
Inspired by a January
12, 2002, Washington Times report about a controversy over whether a statue
depicting the three firemen who raised the Flag at the WTC site during post-911
rescue efforts should accurately depict the three particular firemen or
symbolically depict the diversity of the Fire Department of New York City.
When an individual's conduct makes him** a
symbol of something larger than himself, we should accurately memorialize the
individual whose conduct merged his individuality into a greater-than-self
symbolic act rather than ignoring his individuality by portraying him
symbolically. To symbolically portray such individual [**If
you're a victimologist, interpret "him" as "him/her"
etc.] Direct URL for this
January 12, 2002, PoliSat.Com Political-Satire Daily Update by Jim
Wrenn, Political-Satire Editor@PoliSat.Com:
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January
11, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020111-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
In twelve-years
of coaching I'm glad ... no dad was a "hockey-team dad".
In Little League, T-ball and soccer
my records as coach were all floppers,
but parents of those
on teams that I coached
were classy as mothers and fathers.
For twelve-years all moms and all dads
of all of the lasses and lads
on teams that I coached
showed class not reproach
in contrast to "hockey-team dad."
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Inspired by my fond memories of my twelve years as a volunteer coaching Little
League, T-ball and soccer and that throughout those twelve years, despite my
consistently losing records, virtually every parent of every player always
displayed stoicism, class and sportsmanship. Never was I
unfortunate enough to have a player with a parent exhibiting the uncivilized behavior
shown by Thomas Junta, whom a jury today convicted of involuntary manslaughter
in a parent/coach fight at a hockey-team practice, as reported
by Yahoo/Court-TV. Direct URL for this
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January
10, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020110-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, editor@polisat.com.
Blind-faith
is the media's baggage... that climate by Man has been ravaged.
Blind-faith is the media's baggage
that climate by Man has been ravaged--
That's why they'll stay mum
that Two-Thousand-One
just slightly
...
was warmer than average
Their new Pantheopian*
Priesthood
(*Pronounced:
panth-ee--oh--pee-un.
Defined here.)
views Earth 'stead of Man as Supreme-Good,
so progress by Man
exploiting the land
is therefore presumed to be least-good.
Imbued with the fervor of faith,
the pantheist view they purvey
professes that Man
belongs to the Land
instead of the opposite way.
As homage to pantheist psalters,
upon Pantheopian altars
we sacrifice billions
but only spend millions
on risks of a far greater slaughter.
What's meant by "a far greater slaughter"?
Read-on, and you'll learn what you oughta:
An asteroid show
just three days ago
for Earth was a really close-caller.
This month, on the seventh we spied
a mountain-size bullet go by.
We lucky it missed us
because if it hit us,
a space big as France would have fried.
That's why we should transfer the billions
that fund Pantheopian missions
to fund a crash project
for lasers or rockets
as ways to prevent our extinction.
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Inspired by
report that 2001 was
only "slightly warmer than average" [http://unisci.com/stories/20021/0109023.htm]
yet the "global warming" clamor continues as a blind-faith tenet of
the media and continues to motivate governments to waste billions to battle that
illusory threat while spending mere millions in a patently insufficient effort
to develop ways to detect and prevent a more likely and more catastrophic
event--i.e., impact by an asteroid such as the one that just missed Earth only
three days ago, which was large enough to have destroyed an area as large
as France-- see AP/Yahoo
report on January 8, 2002, and CNN
report on January 7, 2002. See
also
PoliSat.Com's prescient update on April 23, 2001 [http://polisat.com/du2001/du010430.htm#20010423-01]
See also
the Times
of London report on September 9, 2000, about another close-call a
mere 15 months ago as previously explained by PoliSat.Com on September 9,
2000 [.http://polisat.com/rhymes/r_pantheopians.htm#20000909-01]
See also
"Global-Warming or
Scientific Flatulence?
T-Minus Seven Years and Counting"
[http://wrenncom.com/focus2001/0619-01.asp]
with particular focus on the real risks of catastrophe [http://wrenncom.com/focus2001/0619-01.asp#T-7]
far greater than those theorized by the pantheopians. Direct URL for this
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January
9, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020109-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
The ads
claiming Paula is "sexy" elicit complaints and invectives.
The news networks hurled their invectives
at ads claiming Paula is sexy.
Their brouhaha tries
to glibly disguise
their own vain attempts to be "sexy."
They once had a goal for attainment
of news in objective arrangement
for facts to be told,
but that noble goal
became long ago "infotainment"
But is there a person in media land
who just like Joe Friday wants "Just the facts, Mam"?
There's only one man--
The King of C-SPAN,
whose first name is Brian and last name is Lamb.
But ratings on habits of viewing
show all but a few are eschewing
the programs unstinting
in simply presenting
the spectrum of facts without skewing.
It's not that they're wrong in decrying
that "sex" must be used in enticing
the public to choose
the viewing of "news"
'cause most folks prefer cake and icing.
It's sad that we have-to concede
that news must be "sexy" indeed
'cause programs of facts
will only attract
the bores just like you and like me.
What would attract viewers to where they
belong?
I'll tell you a way that I've known all along:
It is, I'll admit, an effete plan
to make folks addicted to C-SPAN:
Dress Brian in speedos and Linda in thongs.
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Inspired by recent
reports
of news-networks castigating CNN for broadcasting a promo characterizing Paula Zahn as "sexy."
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January
8, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily
Update 20020108-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
In 2002 we've
achieved the First Annivers'ry of "PEACE".
Divining a name for the Post-Clinton Era,
we've coined the right name and it couldn't be fairer:
Disguised as P-C,
the acronym "PEACE"
means "Public
Elation
Aprθs
Clinton
Error."
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Inspired by recognition that the month of January, 2002, should be celebrated as
PEACE Month--
i.e., the First Annual Celebration of "Public
Elation
Aprθs
Clinton
Era Error"
at http://clintonliebrary.com/peacemonth.html.
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January
7, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily Update
20020107-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
The first
month this year is perceived as First Annivers'ry of "PEACE".
We've now heard some experts on terror opine
that Clinton missed catching bin Laden three
times,
but Bill answers back:
"Our proof was too slack,
or he was in places we just couldn't find."
But even if Bill can't be blamed for
such errors,
we're glad we've escaped the Clintonian Era
as this month of '02 is perceived
as first annivers'ry when "PEACE"
means "People
Elated
Aprθs
Clinton
Era."
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Inspired by recognition that the month of January, 2002, should be celebrated as
PEACE
Month--
i.e., the First Annual Celebration of "People
Elated
Aprθs
Clinton
Era Error"
at http://clintonliebrary.com/peacemonth.html.
Direct URL for this particular PoliSat.Com
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January
6, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily Update
20020106-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
Can stink-bombs
developed by science beat speech in political science?.
New tools to enforce crowd compliance
are stink-bombs developed by science,
but odorous reeking
can't rival the speaking
of folks in political science.
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Inspired by a January
6, 2002, AP/Yahoo report that scientists have developed powerful
"odor" bombs as crowd-control weapons. Direct URL for this particular PoliSat.Com
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January
5, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily Update
20020105-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
The "1 Redskn"
plate means honor not hate..
The Left Coast, our most-Pee-Cee
Land
protects us with license-plate bans
against "Redskn" plates
as symbols of "hate"
instead of affection by fans.
A team-name's a quest for mythology--
an honor, not grounds for apology,
and those who pretend
it's meant to offend
are folks who prefer victimology.
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Inspired by a January
5, 2002, article in the Washington Times about California requiring
former Washington Redskin player, Dale Atkeson, to surrender the "1 Redskn"
license plates he received from his wife as Christmas gifts seven years ago.
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January
4, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily Update
20020104-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
The bio-chip
bar-code identity could end Yuppies' quests for identities.
A new bio-chip can inventively
give people a bar-code identity,
so Yuppies can hope
to learn how to cope
without need to search for identities.
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Inspired by a January
4, 2002, EE-Times.Com article on emerging technology for
injecting/implanting computer chips into humans to function as "bar
code" identifiers as well as performing other functions. Direct URL for this particular PoliSat.Com
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January
3, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily Update
20020103-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
O'Reilly can
sometimes be quite hard to take...
but comments by Penn about Bill take the cake..
For many who earn a good living pretending to be what they're
not
their skills in pretending convince 'em that wisdom equates
with their thoughts.
Perhaps it's their job of pretending that burdens their minds
with self-doubt
and gives them obsessive compulsions to show intellectual
clout.
Obsessed with the fear that their silence leads people to
think they are fools
they open their mouths with opinions, and quickly all doubt is
removed.
It's true that O'Reilly is pompous and sometimes can be hard
to take,
but saying he's worse than bin Laden shows Penn 'stead of
Bill takes the cake.
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Inspired by a January
2, 2002, New York Daily News article quoting the intellectual heavyweight,
Sean Penn, as saying he'd like to trade Bill O'Reilly for Osama Bin Laden and
likening O'Reilly to Hitler. Direct URL for this particular PoliSat.Com
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January
2, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily Update
20020102-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
The Left proclaims
Christians are zealots possessed ...
but tol'rance for all is what Dubya has stressed.
Buchannan's predicting the Death of the West
while Leftists claim Christians are zealots possessed.
Predictions by Pat won't prevail,
and claims by the Leftists will fail
'cause tol'rance for all is what Dubya has stressed.
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Inspired by previews of Pat Buchannan's new book, The
Death of the West, and by a report
in Greg Pierce's Inside Politics column in the January 2, 2002, edition
of the Washington Times describing the emerging strategy of the
anti-religion wing of the Democratic Party to begin demonizing the
"Christian Right" by describing Islamic fanaticism as "right
wing," even though Bush, whom they would portray as a captive of the
"Christian Right," has consistently and unequivocally set an example
of religious tolerance in the wake of the 9-11 terrorist attack, and even
though virtually all other nationally significant "leaders" of the
"Christian Right" have similarly expressed consistent and unequivocal
support for religious tolerance. It seems that the overt bigotry is
emanating from the anti-religion wing of the Democratic Party rather than from
the "Christian Right." (FYI-- I'm a non-theist, but I'm not an
anti-theist as are many, if not most, atheists.) Direct URL for this particular PoliSat.Com
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January
1, 2002--PoliSat.Com's
Political Satire Daily Update
20020101-01
© 2002 Jim
Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.
The Eve of a New
Year made safer with terrorists sent to their Maker.
(NSC)
We're sure for the Eve of Two-Thousand and Two
a plan for mass-murder the terrorists brewed,
and so we take pride
the New Year arrived
to greet them with failure in Two-Thousand-Two.
For that we must pause and say "Thanks"
to heroes who serve in our ranks
to help the Al Qaeda
receive from their Maker
not beautiful virgins but angst.
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