Index to
current/recent Daily Political
Satire/Commentary at PoliSat.Com·
(Listed in reverse chronological order)
Aug.
12, 2004: John Kerry makes scientific
breakthrough: Political Stem-Cell Cloning of
Dovish-Hawk/Hawkish-Dove; George W. Bush and Dick Cheney eagerly await
Thanksgiving.·
Aug.
6, 2004: Swift-Boat Veterans Unwittingly Expose Swift-Boat
Journalism and Asymmetrical Media Warfare by Dominant Media Regarding
Allegations against John Kerry and George W. Bush.·
Aug.
4, 2004: John Kerry's "secret plan" to
"win" Operation Iraqi Freedom is exposed by PoliSat.Com revealing the
details of the plan, code-named "Damsel in Distress."·
July
30, 2004: John Kerry deserves credit and thanks but owes
better explanations than in his acceptance speech.·
July
29, 2004: John Edwards' "two Americas" speech
reveals one America's two John Edwards-- "Edwards the Allegator" (one
who "alleges" things) and "Edwards the Blind-Deaf-Mute."·
July
28, 2004: John Kerry's multiple political personality leads
to invention of Political Personality Forecast Machine.·
July
27, 2004: Bill Clinton speech at DNC invokes velvet
demagoguery; Hillary Clinton speech imitates John Kerry's speaking style; Peanut
King Jimmy Carter shows affinity for nuts by having Michael Moore sit with
Rosaline and him.·
July
26, 2004: Insights about John Kerry, George W. Bush,
Jacques Chirac, France, Ronald Reagan, "old" Europe, "new"
Europe, the Soviet Union, Iraq, terror, tyranny, freedom, vision, courage and
leadership.·
June
13, 2004: Non-Satirical Retrospective on Ronald Reagan
(delayed posting of June 11, 2004, retrospective).·
June
8, 2004: U.N. Security Council unanimously adopts
resolution approving Coalition military presence in Iraq to secure Iraqi
sovereignty; Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi expresses "thanks" to
Coalition for toppling Saddam Hussein; Jaques Chirac and France grudgingly
support resolution; Kennedy continues equating Abu Ghraib abuses with Saddam
Hussein's torture and demands prisoner-of-war status under Geneva Convention for
terrorists at Guantanamo.·
June
5, 2004: Ronald Reagan's death today reminds us that his
vision lives.·
June
2, 2004: Dueling Memoirs: Bill Clinton's memoirs
"My Life" compete with Hillary Clinton's "Living History"
with the Clinton Horror Picture Show debuting on "60 Minutes" on June
20, 2004-- "My Life, My Wife, My Strife."·
May
26, 2004: Al-Jazeera loses position as leading source of
anti-Bush propaganda to American-based competitors, Al-GorZero and Al-JaTeddya;
prisoner-abuse at Abu-Ghraib in Iraq; John Kerry's silence says "thanks for
the cover" to Al Gore and Ted Kennedy for eclipsing Al-Jazeera.·
May
25, 2004: Michael Moore and Quentin Tarantino emulate
Alexandra Kerry to symbolize New Age See-Through Impressionism sub nom
"'Non-Political'Documentarianism" to celebrate winning the coveted
Vichy-French 'Triumph of the Will' Award for "Fare In Hype Nein Enleavened"
subnom "Farenheit 9-11" at the Cannes Film Festival.·
May
22, 2004: Update-- Abuse of Iraqi Prisoners at Abu
Ghraib: Al Jazeera-- Same Propaganda, New Management; Al JaTeddya, Ted
Kennedy, Saddam Hussein, Donald Rumsfeld, George W. Bush; CBS News; Photographs;
Abusive Mistreatment versus Torture; Humiliation versus Cutting-off tongues and
ears; Due Process; Whistle-Blowers; Courts Martial.·
May
21, 2004: Abuse of Iraqi Prisoners at Abu Ghraib: Al Jazeera-- Same
Propaganda, New Management; Saddam Hussein, Donald Rumsfeld, George W. Bush; Ted
Kennedy; CBS News; Photographs; Abusive Mistreatment versus Torture; Humiliation
versus Cutting-off tongues and ears; Due Process; Whistle-Blowers; Courts
Martial.
May
18, 2004: Prisoners: Humiliation, Mistreatment,
Abuse, Torture; Geneva Conventions; Morality, Iraqi Prisoners, American
prisoners, Hostages, Arabs, Muslims, Terrorism, Interrogation, Beheading, Nick
Berg, Daniel Pearle, Abu-Ghraib; Lebanon, Somalia, Iran, PLO, Hammas, Islamic
Jihad, al Qaeda, Ansar al Islam, Baathists, Ends Justifying Means; Means
Justifying Ends.·
May
16, 2004: Conceding Mistakes About War-- It's time to admit
that President Bush should have delayed war against Saddam Hussein until after
obtaining approval by, and participation of, the United Nations, NATO, France,
Canada, and "moderate" Arab countries in addition to Britain and
Australia.·
May
7, 2004: As a viewer of news, I impeach the motives of
CBS: Criminally premature leaker conspired with CBS to short-circuit
due process in order to sensationally and prematurely release images in a manner
CBS and the leaker KNEW would jeopardize the lives of American military
personnel far more than awaiting their release by the Pentagon at a time not
violative of due process imposed by law upon Pentagon officials.·
May
6, 2004: Political abuse emulates prisoner abuse as
Senators summon Don Rumsfeld for inquisition; John Kerry says "Unlike
George Bush, I will not be the last to know what's going-on in my
command"; Kerry says he would overhaul the militarychain of
command.·
May
5, 2004: No Satire today-- Iraqi Prisoner-abuse issues;
President Bush; Arab leaders; Muslim leaders; John Kerry; Donald Rumsfeld;
Congress; Lady Liberty Weeps.·
May
4, 2004: MSNBC's pulling Rall-- Too little, too short to
"stand tall"; MSNBC tries to perfume intellectual stench of
Ted Rall's cartoon mocking Pat Tillman and troops who served with him in Iraq
and Afghanistan.·
May
3, 2004: MSNBC's Slate of Hate touts the intellectual
stench of Ted Rall mocking Pat Tillman and other Americans serving their country
in the military in Iraq and Afghanistan.·
May
1, 2004: The One year anniversary of George Bush's landing on the
carrier U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln-- John Kerry's flawed metaphor.·
April
30, 2004: No satire re betrayal of American troops by abuse
of Iraqi prisoners by a few bad men among American troops-- A mission for JAG.·
April
30, 2004: Report says Hillary Clinton's office denies
having spoken to "the London-based newspaper Asharq al-Awsat"
attributing anti-Bush statements to Her that inspired PoliSat.Com's caustically
satirical "Hillary Workout Tape" commentary, so PoliSat.Com hereby
issues a "correction" as tepid as Hillary's denial.·
April
28, 2004: National Security Announcement from Hillary
Clinton: The Hillary Workout Edition departs from established tradition-- A Tour
de Force Lesson by Rodham on Methods for Scraping the Bottom--i.e., How to use
an interview with mid-eastern, America-hating media to malign George Bush's
motives in Iraq and further undermine abilities of American troops in peril to
earn the trust of Iraqis.·
April
27, 2004: Bill Clinton's Memoirs, "My Life,"
feature chapter titled "Living With Hystery" answering questions and
questioning answers in Hillary Clinton's "Living History";
Publicity renews interest in "Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs" chapter
of ";Clinton Liebrary Book"; John Kerry says Clinton memoirs shift
media spotlight from his campaign.·
April
26, 2004: John Kerry's Full Medal Jacket-- Lies of Ribbons
or Ribbons of Lies? Fault of Memory or Memory of Fault? Medals for Metal or
Metal to Meddle? Yes, no, maybe.·
April
23, 2004: No Satire Today-- To Honor Pat Tillman, an American Hero and the
Other Heroes He Represents; Condolences and Honor to Kevin Tillman and the
Tillman family, to the Rest of America's Heroes and Their Families; How to Help.
April
22, 2004: Earth Day is Dearth Day-- Dearth of Common Sense;
Pantheopians Worship Earth, disdain humans; Priests of Greenhouse Beliefs pose
as scientists; Political Science (i.e., Politicized Science) Eclipses Real
Science; Science Versus Religion-- Evolution, Creavolution, Creationism,
Darwinism, Atheism, Agnosticism, Theism, and Deism; Unified Field Theory Versus
Unified Feel Theories; What's Needed is a Homo-Sapiens Day.·
April
21, 2004: Political Earthquakes-- Can John Kerry walk
straight during a Left-Quake? War in Iraq; National Security; Ted Kennedy,
Howard Dean, Ralph Nader, Al Gore, Jacques Chirac, MoveOn, Hillary Clinton,
forget political geological history of Left-Quakes producing Landslides.·
April
20, 2004: John Kerry says Bush should "pressure" Saudi Arabia to increase oil supplies unless doing
so would actually lower prices before the election.·
April
20, 2004: John Kerry favors "pressuring" Saudi
Arabia to increase oil supplies to lower gasoline prices but not if such
pressure were to actually work between now and the election.·
April
19, 2004: Spain's Jose Zapatero cowers to terrorism and
closes eyes to light at the end of European tunnel-vision; Bob Woodward and Mike
Wallace unwittingly commit self-parody in 60 Minutes interview mocking faith;
Edward R. Murrow rolls over in grave; John Kerry straddles growing ideological
divide; Re Saudi oil, Kerry's nuances are slicker than oil.·
April
16, 2004: Bin Laden's "truce" proposal
unwittingly stiffens spines of Europe; Vive la France, Dankeshane, Muchas
Gracias, Grazie Mille; Domo Arigato Gozaimashita; Iraq-- Mistakes, Apologies,
and Remedies.·
April
15, 2004: Usama bin Laden's video-tape offering
"peace" to European countries abstaining from war on terror implies
expected European obliviousness to fact that 9-11 was retaliation for America's
European-approved use of Arabian land for war to free Kuwait and thereafter
maintain token forces to deter aggression; Osama bin Laden's blackmail.·
April
14, 2004: Reliable sources predict new Pharmaceutical Warfare weapon in
the war against terror.·
April
13, 2004: John Ashcroft, who concealed the breast of the
Spirit of Justice, reverses course today by exposing the naked partisanship of
Jamie GoreLick on the 9-11 Commission.·
April
12, 2004: John Kerry reinvents the "Misery Index"
to alert the country to the danger of thinking good news is good rather than
bad.·
April
12, 2004: Ben-Veniste, Smoking Gun, 9-11 Commission
Inquisition, Condoleeza Rice, Declassification of August 6, 2001 Presidential
Daily Briefing (PDB); Ben-Veniste hoisted on own petard.·
April
11, 2004: Richard Ben-Veniste finds a smoking gun (but not the one he
expected) as a result of his 9-11 Inquisition of Condoleeza Rice-- i.e., Richard
"Torquemada" Ben-Veniste hoists himself self by his own petard he lit
in the 9-11 Commission Hearing.·
April
8, 2004: Condoleeza Rice testimony before 9-11 Commission provides
full-hindsight rebuttal of half-hindsight partisan criticisms and explains
Pre-Patriot-Act legal barriers against CIA-FBI intelligence-sharing to
"connect the dots."·
April
7, 2004: John Kerry and Ted Kennedy, history's first twins
conjoined after birth, receive advice from French Surgeons Without Bordeaux that
not even modern science can separate them, thus leaving them as Ted Kerry's
Hind's Kennedy.·
April
7, 2004: John Kerry and Ted Kennedy, history's first twins
conjoined after birth, learn from French Surgeons Without Bordeaux
that even modern science can't separate them, thus leaving them permanently
joined as Ted Kerry's Hind's Kennedy.·
April
7, 2004: Political Surgeons' inability to separate
conjoined twins, John Kerry and Ted Kennedy,leaves them permanently joined as
Ted Kerry's Hind's Kennedy.·
April
7, 2004: Baathists and Amuqtada al-Sadr's fanatics'
"Tet Offensive" meets The Ted Offensive a.k.a. The Offensive Ted;
Tactical combat operations resume in Iraq in Falujah; Ted Kennedy
impersonates Peter Arnett.·
April
6, 2004: Baathists & Islamic fanatics' "Tet
Offensive" meet The Ted Offensive a.k.a. The Offensive Ted; Ted
Kennedy impersonates Peter Arnett; Tactical combat operations resume in Iraq
against Amuqtada al-Sadr.·
April
5, 2004: Tactical military operations resume in Iraq;
Tactical political cannibalism continues on home front; 9-11 Commission invokes
flashback to Pearl Harbor hearings; Terrorists await "reality-TV"
spectacle of Bush's partisan opponents grilling Condoleeza Rice during, and
after, testimony before 9-11 Commission.·
April
4, 2004: Sibel Edmonds, Richard Clarke, John Dean-- a Turk,
a Smirk and a Jerk; John Kerry, Bill Clinton, Ralph Nader-- Flip, Flop &
Flak; George Bush, Dick Cheney, George Tenet, Condoleeza Rice-- Di-Cast, Bypass,
Spyglass & High-Class.·
April
3, 2004: Sibel Edmonds' claims that Bush ignored pre-9-11
"warnings" that al Qaeda would "hijack airlines" to
"attack" cities with "skyscrapers" exemplify half-hindsight.·
April
2, 2004: Sibel Edmonds' claims that Bush administration
failed to heed "warnings" that al Qaeda would "hijack
airlines" to "attack" unspecified cities with
"skyscrapers" are manifestations of half-hindsight.·
April
1, 2004: Terrorism expert reveals who's to blame for the
9-11 attack--Clinton, Bush, Albright, Berger, Cohen, Rice, Rumsfeld, Cheney,
Powell, Clarke or who.·
March
30, 2004: Condoleeza Rice testifying under oath before 9-11
Commission in public is necessary antidote to pandemic political cannibalism
spread by the CC-DNA of Richard Clarke, et. al.
March
29, 2004: Richard Clarke exhibits half-hindsight vision of
what his counter-terrorism plans could have or would have accomplished.·
March
27, 2004: ICANN is resisting U.N. attempts for control to begin for
freedom to ebb on Earth's World Wide Web.·
March
25, 2004: What if Bush were to have done everything Dick
Clarke now claims he had urged, or would have urged, Bush to do?·
March
23, 2004: Anti-terrorism, remote- sensing techniques for
DNA analysis reveal Dick Clarke and Wesley Clark suffer the same congenital
malady-- the DNA-CC-MMQ Syndrome.·
March
22, 2004: John Kerry reiterates condemnation of
"Benedict Arnold" companies "outsourcing" American jobs to
third-world countries.·
March
20, 2004: Protestors against war in Iraq emulate
nuclear-freeze protestors in 1980's claiming Reagan's hard-line stance would
increase, rather than reduce, nuclear arms.·
March
20, 2004: To American and Coalition Troops on
One-Year Anniversary of Commencement of Operation Iraqi Freedom: Thanks in Our Name for Deeds in Our Name.·
March
19, 2004: Thanks in Our Name for Deeds in Our Name.·
March
18, 2004: Today, Earth gets a cosmic shave from an asteroid
bigger than twelve Greyhound Buses.·
March
18, 2004: Says Howard, whose famed as Doctor of Blame,
Evoker of Logic Untamed: "For slaughter in Spain, on Dubya there's
blame."·
March
18, 2004: Howard Dean blames Bush for March 11 bombing in Spain using
reasoning that would blame U.N. authorization of 1991 Gulf War for 9-11.·
March
18, 2004: Howard Dean blames Bush for terrorists' March 11
attack on Spain using reasoning that would blame 9-11 on U.N. for supporting
1991 Gulf War.·
March
18, 2004: Howard Dean blames Bush for terrorists' March 11
attack on Spain, but Doctor of Blame's reasoning would blame 9-11 on U.N. for
supporting 1991 Gulf War.·
March
17, 2004: Dean's logic in blaming Bush for terrorists'
March 11 attack on Spain would blame the U.N. and all countries supporting 1991
Gulf War for the 9-11 attack on America.·
March
16, 2004: John Kerry claims support of world leaders
favoring European anti-terror tactics aka Franco-European Law-Enforcement
Tic-Tac-Toe Engagement of Tic-Tac-Terror.·
March
14, 2004: John Kerry apologizes for himself and for
George Bush by saying "President Bush and I can do better" in
debating differences in policies and visions.·
March
12, 2004: Today, we are all Spaniards with heartfelt grief
for Spain for March 11, 2004.·
March
11, 2004: Toyota's introduction of humanoid robot able to
walk and play trumpet prompts inquiry by famous politician.·
March
10, 2004: Campaign Finance Reform is wrong vehicle for
countering political ads by MoveOn.Org and similar organizations.·
