Bill Clinton's Memoirs, "My Life," feature chapter titled "Living With Hystery" answering questions and questioning answers in Hillary Clinton's "Living History"; Publicity renews interest in "Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs" chapter of "Clinton Liebrary Book"; John Kerry says Clinton memoirs shift media spotlight from his campaign.

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Bill Clinton's Memoirs, "My Life," feature chapter titled "Living With Hystery" answering questions and questioning answers in Hillary Clinton's "Living History"; Publicity renews interest in "Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs" chapter of "Clinton Liebrary Book"; John Kerry says Clinton memoirs shift media spotlight from his campaign. ·

Unprecedented interest in Bill Clinton's memoirs, "My Life", continues rising unabated. Subliminally subtitled "My Life with Living Hystery," his book "answers questions unanswered" and "questions answers unquestioned" in Hillary Clinton's memoirs, "Living History," subliminally subtitled "Living Hystery." Anonymous spokes-beings for both Clintons disputed the authenticity of the "Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs" chapter in the unauthorized mini-biography, "Clinton Liebrary Book" (see Clinton Liebrary Book) publishes under the auspices of the Clinton Liebrary (see Clinton Liebrary).

Although Clinton conceded he had claimed "writer's block" delayed completion of his memoirs, he adamantly denied the authenticity of PoliSat.Com's surreptitious recordation of Clinton's own voice explaining of his writer's block. (Full text version is here.) He also denied the authenticity of PoliSat.Com's recordation of Clinton's shortest speech, which, by surpassing the brevity and succinctness of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, became Clinton's greatest speech. (Full text version is here.)

John Kerry, resentful that media focus on Clinton's memoirs diverts attention from his campaign, is frantically working to complete his own book, Full Medal Jacket. (As a preview of Full Medal Jacket, an illustrated version is here and the text version is here.) Speculation continued to spread that Clinton's desire to maximize Hillary's political clout in 2004 and 2008 motivated his timing for publishing his book notwithstanding his claims that protracted delays in filling all his intern spots prevented him from completing the book in 2003. (However, a September 13, 2002, report exposed the phallacy of such claims.)

Kerry's top advisors remain evenly divided on whether Hillary's real strategy for 2004 focuses more on success in 2008 than in 2004. They are likewise equally divided regarding whether Bill Clinton timed publication of his memoirs to impair the Democratic ticket's chances for success in 2004 in order to enhance Hillary's strategy for 2008. Some are convinced her strategy is to covertly subvert while overtly serving the Democratic ticket in 2004. Others are convinced she's genuinely changed her strategy to focus on 2012 rather than 2008 and thereby seeks success for the 2004 ticket as a tactical element of her 2012 strategy. However, Kerry's top advisors all agree that the Clintons' strategies are always far more complex than they appear on the surface.

Publicity surrounding Bob Woodward's recent claim (in promoting his book, "Plan of Attack") that George W. Bush with Saudi Prince Bandar has refocused attention on a May 15, 2002, report indicating that Clinton was far more simpatico with Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah than is Bush with any of the Saudi leaders. That report arose from the fact that during Crown Prince Abdullah's May, 2002, visit with Bush in Texas, he actually spent more time in an "all-night bull session" with Bill Clinton, who happened to be staying in the same hotel in Texas at the same time to give a fund-raising speech, than he spent with George Bush.

The question uppermost in the minds of the entire publishing industry is whether Bill's memoirs will outsell Hillary's memoirs. It's an open secret that Bill took great satisfaction from the fact that the twelve-million-dollar advance he received for his memoirs exceeded the eight-million-dollar advance for Hillary's memoirs. Regardless of which one wins the battle for royalties, there's no doubt that Bill Clinton wants his memoirs to create a legacy to eclipse the Monica Lewinsky scandal. He sincerely believes his real legacy, like that of George Washington, warrants a monument recognizing his instinctive skills for governance.

One of PoliSat.Com's highly unreliable sources has obtained a copy of Clinton's most recent articulation of how publication of his memoirs will serve his long-term strategy for a monument to his legacy. Whether Clinton will succeed in doing so remains to be seen. However, his most ardent supporters expect his legacy to be most solidly established by the opening of his Presidential Library, which he named the "Clinton Presidential Center" rather than "Clinton Library" to avoid using a name sounding the same as Clinton Liebrary. It's also unclear whether the Clinton Presidential Center will comply with OSHA requirements for the protection of women and children visitors.

Says Bill "My Life" Hist'ry is Living With Hyst'ry.

I'm Bubba, whose book ends the mystery
of how I've entitled my history:
My book that's entitled
My Life is sub-titled
My Life I Spent Living with Hystery.

My book on my terms and elections
assures my complete resurrection
as history buff
on hystery buffs
whose monument merits erection.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.

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