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Dueling Memoirs:  Bill Clinton's memoirs "My Life" compete with Hillary Clinton's "Living History" with the Clinton Horror Picture Show debuting on "60 Minutes" on June 20, 2004-- "My Life, My Wife, My Strife."·

    CBS News has announced that on June 20, 2004, 60 Minutes will broadcast the first interview of Bill Clinton about his memoirs entitled "My Life."   Dan Rather conducted the interview.  Reliable sources told PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief that Ed Bradley thought his having interviewed Kathy Willey made him the more logical person to conduct the interview.  The sources also said Leslie Stahl believed here having interviewed both Bill and Hillary in 1992 in the wake of the Jennifer Flowers story made her a more logical choice.   The same source told PoliSat.Com that in rejecting those proposals, Clinton said that although Morley claimed to be Safer, he'd Rather be safer with Dan.

    Using Patriot-Act type technology, PoliSat.Com surreptitiously acquired a preview of Clinton's most salient comments during the interview.  Without permission, but in the public interest, PoliSat.Com is hereby publishing the text of such comments accompanied by the video version converted by PoliSat.Com's engineers into the web-animation, which one can view by clicking the image below.

My Life, My Wife, My Strife.

My memoirs I titled "My Life"
to supplement tales of my strife
as Lord of the Lies
and source of surprise
in memoirs of me by my wife.

In memoirs she named "Living Hist'ry"
she claimed like a reader of myst'ries
'twas "shock" that she felt
in learning who knelt
before me to lessen my mis'ry.

Of course I would never dispute
her claim she went suddenly mute
from shock when my lips
conceded that Tripp,
not I, was the speaker of truth.

To showcase my role as a paver
of progress instead of a craver
of pleasure so lawless,
I nixed Bradley/Wallace,
'cause, frankly, with Rather, I'm Safer.

However, to help 60 Minutes
at top of the ratings to finish
and not bust or bomb,
to soccer-type Moms
they'll tout it as "Bill's Sexy Minutes."

To complement Hillary's memoirs
devoted to women-v-men wars,
to no one's surprise
"My Life" will comprise
Part Deux of the Dueling Memoirs.

The end of this stanza foregoes
the rhythm a limerick should show.
My book is so groovy
'twill make a cult-movie:
The Clinton Horror Picture Show.

    At this time, it's unclear whether Hillary's book, Living History, will be made into a separate movie, but speculation is rife that the ultimate movie will be an interactive cinematic groundbreaker based on both books featuring not only alternate endings but also an infinitely complex set of plot-lines to be selected by majority votes by the audience at various points in the movie.  As another "first," Joan Crawford will come back from the dead to play Hillary.  Reliable sources indicate that for the role of Bill Clinton, the casting director has already signed "Short Dong Silver," the brother of the award-winning performer "Long Dong Silver."  

--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.

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