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Dan Rather.
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The wisdom of
Dan Rather-Blather displayed on O'Reilly's "The Factor."
((PoliSat Limerick-- May
18, 2001 Political Satire Daily Update-01 © PoliSat.Com.)
We heard Rather-Blather proclaim
on Fox that Juanita's rape-claim
was not an event
for news to present
'cause "sex is a private [domain]."
So, claims that a person was thanking
officials with bribes through our banking
should not make the news ...
'cause that would abuse
his privacy rights in his banking.
We all need to broaden our vision
by studying Rather's great wisdom.
For brilliant examples
you simply must sample
our Dan
Rather Archives Division.
© 2001 PoliSat
Limerick 20010518-01. Inspired by Dan Rather telling O'Reilly (on
Fox News on May 15, 2001) that the reason he thought Juanita Broadderick's
allegation that Clinton raped her did not warrant extensive news coverage is that "sex is a private matter."
How
Rather speaks news with the Mad Hatter's views.
(PoliSat
Limerick--April 3, 2001 Political Satire Daily Update-01 © 2001 PoliSat.Com)
I'm CBS Anchor Dan Rather.
When critics contend that I blather
my left-center views
and portray 'em as news,
it's right-wing conspiracy chatter.
To quote the quite famous Mad Hatter,
"It's simply an 'unbirthday' matter,"
for me to be speaking
at Democrat meetings
to fill-up their fundraising platters.
© 2001 PoliSat
Limerick 20010403-01. Inspired by a report in the Washington
Post on 04-03-01 about Dan Rather serving as a fundraiser for the Democrats.
Dan
Rather-Not ... suspect any Democrat (limerick 20000915-01)
When someone sent Downey a tape
of George Dubya's practice debate,
we didn't hear Dan
proclaim to the land
that surely Al Gore is to blame.
© 2000 --Inspired by Dan Rather's stunning
loss of insight into the world of political dirty tricks by failing to assert
that Democrat dirty tricks must have been the method by which Gore's
speech-coach (former Representative Tom Downey) inexplicably received a tape of
Dubya's practice debate, even though as recently as on 08-18-00 Rather strongly
implied that on the eve of Gore's acceptance speech, Republicans had
"leaked" a story that federal judges had authorized a new grand-jury
to investigate whether Clinton had lied under oath. See PoliSat's 08-18-00
limerick about that story.
The Who? Me-dia?
(a limerick 20000820-01)
How many media mavens
condemned their untrue speculation
that Dubya's campaign
had smeared Clinton's name?
Say "None," and you've earned an ovation.
© 2000 --Inspired by absence of any serious
self-criticism by news media sources who initially implied the Bush Campaign was
the source of the leak about the new grand jury being impaneled to investigate
Clinton's lies in the Paula Jones case. See also our Daily
Update for 08-18-00.
Dan Rather-Blather falsely
smears Independent Counsel,
Republicans and the Bush Campaign. (limerick 20000818-01)
The CBS News and Dan Rather
engaged in their typical blather
and falsely portrayed
the lawyer, Bob Ray,
as leaker of grand-jury matters.
Rather quite smugly proclaimed
Republicans must be to blame
for leaks of a probe
of lies Clinton sowed
denying the Paula-Jones claims.
'Twas well-orchestrated said Dan
by right-wing-conspiracy hands
to taint Alpha Gore
with scandal once more
while speaking to all in the land.
Before blaming Ray for this perfidy
It's clear Rather owed him the courtesy
to check with the court
and learn that the source
was Democrat Judge Richard Cudahy. .
© 2000 --Inspired by 08-18-00
Associated Press report demonstrating the falsity of Dan
Rather's un-sourced assertion on 08-17-00 blatantly implying that an August
17, 2000, report that the three-judge court supervising Independent Counsel
Robert Ray had granted his request for a new grand jury to be impaneled to
investigate lies told by Clinton in the Paula Jones case was a "carefully
orchestrated, politically motivated leak ... [by Republicans to embarrass Gore
just] ... hours before [he was] set to accept his party's nomination in the most
important speech of his political life...." We've preserved the text
of Rather's false, un-sourced assertion in PoliSat's archives as an example of Rather-Blather
followed by the text of the Associated Press story demonstrating its falsity.