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Campaign 2000
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Election 2000:  The Ballad of the Battle for Ballots:  Go here.

The focus-group follies (limerick 20000927-01)
    Advisors put principles last ...  when peasants they put under glass.
    Their goal is to learn for what peasants yearn, then candidates alter their stance. © 2000

Candidates & Political Figures:  

Alexander, LaMar The man who lost his shirt
Bauer, Gary Campaign being secretly funded by Steve Forbes to make himself seem less nerdy by comparison
Beatty, Warren (Beatty should link to Ramtha through his sister, Shirley McLain)
Bradley, Bill  He knows how to dunk, but can he slam
Buchannan, Pat  The reticent warrior
Bush, George W.  Will the "big mo" become the "little mo"? ("minnie mo"?)
Clinton, Hillary .
Dole, Elizabeth The Martha-Stewart/Oprah-Winfree Candidate
Forbes, Steve  Will the nerd get the nod?  (or just make us nod?)
Gephardt, Richard  The Man Without Eyebrows bows out
Giuliani, Rudy  Hizzoner, the Mayor
Gore, Al aka Gore, Alpha  The candidate with "Gorisma"
Hatch, Orrin Will he Hatch an egg or just lay one?
Jesse Jackson  Jackson rhymes with action
Jones, Ben  A straight-talking Democrat.  Will he be excommunicated? (no link yet)
Lieberman, Joe.  A Connecticut Yankee in King Alpha's Court.
Kasich, John  "Our Gang" optimism gives up in favor of W but still keeps his official page
Keyes, Alan  Electrifying fire-and-brimstone speaker.
Lazio, Rick.  Baby-face replacement for tough-guy Giuliano.
McCain, John  Fearless in Hanoi but fearful of  PACs; Imus side-kick
Pataki, George  Withdraws before starting and bows to the Texan.  Like the

plane that landed before it took off, he got out before he got in (no link yet)

Paulsen, Pat  Where is he when we need him? [need Shirley McClain for link through Ramtha]
Perot, Ross  The missing link
Powell, Colin  Still on Mount Olympus; Replaces Jo DiMaggio as American Icon (no link yet)
Quayle, Dan  Inventor of "spell-check," advocate of fatherhood withdraws from race
Reform Party The Wild Bunch
Rodham, Hillary. aka Hillary Clinton aka Hillary Rodham Clinton aka ???
Smith, Bob  Watch-out for those bad-hair days
Trump, Donald. "The Donald"?  No, more like "the done-all" (and then some)
Ventura, Jesse "The Mind" aka Jesse "the Body" aka Jesse the (whatever)
Watts, J.C.  "Our Gang" optimist like Kasich (isn't he supporting George W?) (no link yet)
Weicker, Lowell The man who gives smugness a bad name. (no link yet-- fortunately)
Whitman, Christine Todd  Maggie Thatcher with "babe-osity" withdraws from Senate race.  Looking for V spot? Sorry, better luck next time.
Who, Barry.  Candidate endorsed by polisat.

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