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Elizabeth Dole.
The Martha-Stewart Professor at the
Oprah Winfree School of Politics.
Quest for the Presidency: Give the Girls a Chance.

Qualifications-- go here.
Rhymes about Elizabeth Dole-- go here.

Qualifications:

• Wife of Bob Pole (formerly known as Bob Dole before Viagra) .click here.

• Secretarial Skills

  • Words-per-minute:

    • Typing:  120 wpm

    • Speaking:  14 wpm (still speaks North-Carolinian)

• Prior Secretarial Employment

  • Secretary of Labor (Reagan Administration)
    (Women certainly know more about labor than men)

  • Secretary of Transportation (Reagan Administration)

• Not a soccer mom

• President of Red Cross

  • Knows How to Draw Blood

  • *Hillary think's Dole's Presidency at Red Cross is evidence that she's a member of the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy.

• North Carolinan

  • Not a Virginian, but close-- Heck, nobody's perfect

  • Land of Jesse "the Bardy" Helms .click here.

• Minority status

  • Member of the most-despised minority:  Lawyers  (nobody's perfect-- but you know what they say about women lawyers-- at least they're not men.)

• Pioneer

  • Went to law school when few women did (or could) (or wanted to)

• Weaknesses:

  • Can't bench-press 500 pounds

  • Lets Bob out of doghouse too soon