Nov. 15, 2004 #01:  Political Satire/Commentary where satire is always commentary but commentary isn't always satire™ (but we're confident you'll know the difference)  Search PoliSat.Com Home  Tell a friend about PoliSat.Com    Subscribe   Permanent link to this installment in PoliSat.Com's Archives    Google-News list of recent updates    About author, Jim Wrenn.

Colin Powell announces intention to resign; George Bush announces intention to appoint Condoleeza Rice as Secretary of State; Democrats continue galloping toward the Left Coast.

            Today Colin Powell announced his intention to resign as Secretary of State but agrees to continue serving until confirmation of a replacement.  George W. Bush announces his intention to nominate Condoleeza Rice to become Secretary of State.  Donald Rumsfeld remains silent about his intentions.  

            While the Republicans are shuffling the deck, the Democrats continue galloping toward the Left Coast.  It's a new sport called "Running of the Donkeys."  Nancy Pelosi has begun quoting scriptures while denying rumors that she's learning to speak in tongues.  The Hollywood Left is using anger therapy to attempt to recover from severe depression.  John Kerry insists he'll run again in 2008.  Hillary suggests that he should run away.  Al Gore is styling himself as an investment guru selling "Lock Boxes" for people to use to responsibly hold on to their cash.  Gore stresses that his "Lock-Box" system is superior to the much-revered under-the-mattress investment strategy.  This is Gore's umpteenth re-invention of himself.  Before beginning his Elmer Gantry impersonation during Campaign 2004, he had agreed to become the spokesman for a "waterless urinal" aptly named the "Portable Gorinal" (here).  Perhaps his greatest achievements were the GoreMobile and his Landlord/Tenant Plumbing Services.

            Porter Goss is scaring the daylights out of some at the CIA.  John McCain says Goss is on the right track.  John Ashcroft, who previously announced his intention to resign, is continuing his efforts to re-design the gown on the Spirit of Justice statue.  Rod Paige announces his intention to resign as Secretary of Education.  

            Meanwhile, the world breathlessly awaits the opening of the Clinton Library, which Bill Clinton named the Clinton Presidential Center to avoid confusion with the Clinton Liebrary.  Will Hillary attend?

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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