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2007 Year in Review Top Stories: Lame-Duck Bush, Dubya Duck, Routed Reid, Pummeled Pelosi, Gored Gore, Hassled Hillary, Bounced Barack, Baseball, Football, Iraq War, Code Pink, Bowels MoveOn, etc.·
By Jim
Wrenn,
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
January 2, 2008--
The Washington Bureau Drawer Chief announces the top stories in the "2007 Year in Review" at PoliSat.Com. The announcement ranks the stories in order of importance but lists them in reverse order in a "countdown" fashion.
Number 15: The Internet
Corporation for Assigned Names & Numbers (ICANN) again
overcame the latest attempt by the United Nations to seize control of the internet and
subjugate its regulation to a U.N. bureaucracy inimical, to say the least, to freedom of expression.
A wise decision for which Bill Clinton deserves credit was the decision to transfer regulation of
the internet from the National Science Foundation to the Department of Commerce and then to ICANN,
the non-profit corporation created by the Department of Commerce to regulate the internet in a
manner most consistent with freedom of expression. Since before
2003, the U.N. has waged a continual campaign to wrest control of the internet from ICANN,
but despite such efforts, ICANN has thus far successfully resisted. All who support
freedom of expression over political censorship should support ICANN.
Number 14: Although the Left, best personified by Code Pink, ANSWER, MoveOn.Org, 9-11
"Truthers," et al ad nauseum, began the year blindly interpreting the November 2006
election as a seismic empowering them -- through Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi-- to bring President
George Bush's efforts to prevail in Iraq to a screeching halt, a Gathering of Eagles (organized on
short notice) over-flew and overshadowed a long-planned Code-Pink-led anti-Bush demonstration in
Washington D.C. which Code Pink had predicted would mark a dramatic nationwide abandonment of Bush's
goal to continue seeking success in Iraq. Expecting to prove that the public had embraced the
anti-war activists' agendas in 2007 just as the public had done after the Tet Offensive in Vietnam,
the Code-Pink efforts proved the opposite-- i.e., that the America of 2007 was not as easily
manipulated into the panic of defeat as was the America of the late 1960's.
And, in September, 2007, when Code-Pink/ANSWER/MoveOn activists again launched a propaganda
battle in D.C. in an attempt to prove the America of 2007 had repudiated Bush's efforts to succeed
in Iraq, the Spirit of Winston Churchill appeared to call those propagandists what they are (see
poster at the left-- click to view full-size image). PoliSat.Com dubbed that propaganda
struggle "the Battle of D.C." An outstanding graphics designer, Karl
Egenberger, created that poster as an adaptation of (and improvement upon) a PoliSat.Com
poster (with PoliSat.Com's permission), which, in retrospect, presciently
predicted the spirit of Churchill to be still alive in the America of 2007.
That poster showed how Winston Churchill would have adapted to that propaganda battle in D.C. one of
his most famous quotations about the "Battle of Britain," in which the British citizens
courageously stood behind, rather than mocking, the courageous pilots battling the enemies of
liberty. Following the Battle of Britain, Churchill said, "Never before in human
conflict was so much owed to so few by so many." (Click image to the right to view
full-size version of PoliSat.Com's original poster adapting that quotation to the "Battle of
D.C." Note: Tthat poster used -- with permission of course-- images of
Code-Pink/ANSWER/MoveOn moonbats posted by NZ Bear at VictoryCaucus.Com.)
To reinforce the message of the poster, PoliSat.Com also created a video. To adapt another
famous quotation of Churchill to the Left's unrelenting assault on efforts to succeed in Iraq, the
Left's failure in that "Battle of D.C." may not have yet marked the beginning of the end
of their prior propagandistic successes, but it surely marked the end of their beginning, and thus
paved the way for the beginning of their end. By the end of 2007, it seems that it's
becoming clear that the America of 2007 has learned the correct lesson from Vietnam rather
than the incorrect lesson relentlessly promoted by aging hippie retreads from the 1970's and their
hippie-wannabes in the present.
Number 13: Paralleling the "Anbar Awakening" in Iraq fostered and nourished by
General David Petraeus's "surge" in the form of an effective counter-insurgency strategy,
a similar awakening occurred in the minds of sports fans enabling them to understand what had been
intuitively understood by the World War II generation, for whom the "National
Past-Time" was baseball rather than football. Baseball, like the real world,
requires opponents to continue the struggle until a victor emerges. In contrast, football
imposes time-constraints on the struggle (except in end-of-season playoffs). An
awakening in the minds of many sports fans in 2007 recognized an end-game-strategy suitable for a
time-constrained struggle such as football to be an inappropriate and dangerous end-game strategy
for real-world struggles such as in Iraq and that, instead, the continue-until-victory
end-game strategy of baseball is the correct strategy for a real-world struggle between fanatical
totalitarianism and liberty.
Number 12: Usama Girl graphically illustrated the
morally offensive nature of the Code-Pink "Breasts Not Bombs" fanatics' efforts attract
attention to their actions denigrating, and attempting to demoralize, our troops. Google's
YouTube acceded to demands by supporters-of/sympathizers-with such fanatics for removal of the Usama
Girl video from YouTube, so PoliSat.Com replaced the banned version with a redacted
version (here)
with frames blacking-out the images exposing the morally offensive nature of the fanatics' actions.
So much for the alleged even-handedness of YouTube/Google in the political arena. (For more on
such "even-handedness," scroll down to "Google/MoveOn.Org" below.)
The original version-- which is still available in Flash format here--
made it obvious: (1) that what was morally offensive about the actions of such fanatics was
not the mere exposure of their breasts but rather their doing so to attract the news media to their
actions for the purpose of denigrating and demoralizing our troops and (2) how readily news media
(such as Google News' sources) would promote such actions. The action of YouTube (owned and
controlled by Google) in uncritically acceding to demands by supporters-of/sympathizers-with the
Code-Pink "Breasts Not Bombs" fanatics to ban the "Usama Girl" video exposing
them for what they are makes a third point: (3) that Google did not ban Google News
sources which published in Google News the "Breasts Not Bombs" images of a
demonstration designed to denigrate and demoralize our troops, but Google/YouTube banned the Usama
Girl video incorporating the same images for the political satire/commentary purpose of
exposing those fanatics for what they are. For more about this third point, go here.
Number 11: WretchBoarding eclipsed water-boarding as the method of choice for interrogation of
detainees at Guantanamo Bay (Gitmo) under an ultra-secret program assigned to former Defense
Secretary Rumsfeld by Dick Cheney. Inspired by psychological-warfare techniques employed
by the anti-military Left (here
if no longer here
and here
if no longer here),
WretchBoarding has proven far more effective in interrogation of terrorist suspects and detainees
because it's far more terrifying to the person being interrogated than water-boarding, and, thus far
the Geneva Conventions have not yet been amended to ban it as a "war crime."
However, as was the case with PoliSat.Com's exclusive Usama Girl video (see above), Google's
YouTube acceded to demands by supporters-of/sympathizers-with such fanatics for removal of the
WretchBoarding video from YouTube, so PoliSat.Com replaced the banned version with a redacted
version (here)
with frames blacking-out the images exposing the morally offensive nature of the
psychological-warfare techniques employed by the anti-military Left.
The original version-- which is still available in Flash format here--
made it obvious how and why the psychological-warfare techniques employed by the anti-military Left
are so terrifyingly disgusting that exposing terror-suspect detainees to images of such techniques
makes them confess far sooner than does water-boarding. Google/YouTube's banning of
PoliSat.Com's original WretchBoarding video graphically illustrating the offensiveness of such
techniques demonstrates Google's hypocrisy in the form of Google News having facilitated
news-site displays of the same images for the purpose of demoralizing our troops. So
much for the alleged even-handedness of YouTube/Google in the political arena. (For more on
such "even-handedness" of Google/YouTube, scroll down to "Google/MoveOn.Org"
below.)
Number 10: Google/MoveOn.Org exposed itself as BowelsMoveOn.Org
with its movements in synch on the Axis
of Sleazel in an attempt to portray General David Petraeus as "General Betrayus"
while simultaneously asserting a patently frivolous "trademark infringement" claim to ban
from Google Ads a political advertisement by Maine Senator Susan Collins identifying MoveOn.Org as a
funding source for political ads attacking her as a stooge of Bush. Unwittingly making
the structure of the Axis of Sleazel more easily discernible by the public, Media Matters, a media
organ for Hillary Clinton, speciously attempted to rationalize such nakedly political action by
Google as well as MoveOn.Org defamation of Petraeus as having been "inspired"
by Rush Limbaugh's characterization of Senator Chuck Hagel as "Senator Betrayus" for
Hagel's votes opposing his own party's support for Bush as a political
"betrayal."
Subsequent events made it obvious that the public correctly perceived
Media Matters' lame attempt to equate Limbaugh's and MoveOn.Org's usages of the term "betrayus"
as no more valid than to equate "lightening strike" and "lightening
bug." Likewise, the public correctly perceived as patently
phony the Media Matters attempt to smear Limbaugh as having smeared dissenting solders as
"phony" soldiers.
Number 09: In Hillary's unveiling of her "energy
plan" she unwittingly (?) exposed the paleo-Stalinist nature of her economic
philosophy. Indeed, the "boldness" (brazenness?) of her plan even prompted Hugo
Chavez to urge her to be at least a little bit subtle in wrapping Marxist class-warfare strategies
in populist rhetoric. But, in the wake of his recent setback in the Venezuelan referendum on
his proposal for constitutional changes to enable him to be "President for Life," he
decided to emulate Hillary's emulation of him with her unrivaled Machiavellian skill in embracing
the the great economic maxim, "From all according to their abilities and to Her according
to Her needs." However, Hugo's new strategic alliance elicited strong protests from
some of his most devout admirers among Hollywood's preeminent economic theorists such as Danny
Glover, Sean Penn, Edward Asner, Michael Moore and Harry Belafonte, but when he threatened to cease
being a patron of their artistic endeavors, they quickly began applauding.
Unfortunately for the rest of the Left, Hillary's being seen as having
out-Chavezed Chavez had the effect of diminishing sales of "Che" tee-shirts in
anticipation of the Hillary 2008 "Che-quette" tee-shirts. Indeed, campaign
experts are expecting a deluge of advance orders for the tee-shirts (at PoliSat.Com/CafePress.htm)
in a rush not seen since parents battled other parents in toy stores to acquire "Cabbage
Patch" dolls. When asked whether PoliSat.Com is ready to accept requests to place advance
orders for the "Che-quette" tee-shirts and "CITGO-HITGO" posters, the Washington
Bureau Drawer Chief said, "Of course!" Meanwhile, another unexpected effect of
Hugo Chavez's warm embrace of Hillary 2008 as his "little Che-quette" has been a potential
rift in Chavez's now-long-standing embrace of Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. According
to highly reliable sources, Ahmadinejad sent a top-secret message
to Chavez asking him, "Are we no longer 'Amigos'?"
Number 08: Given the continuing controversy over whether Hillary Clinton has been
withholding permission for broader access to the Archives at the Clinton Library (to be confused
with the Clinton Liebrary), the Archivist's
unauthorized release of the 2001 first-drafts of Hillary's and Bill's
memoirs (as excerpts from the Clinton
Liebrary Book) then expected to be published as their "Dueling Memoirs"
surely ranks as one of the top news stories of 2007. Written in the form of "political
love poetry," which, despite its somewhat bawdy nature, may well result in Bill and Hillary
receiving a joint Nobel Prize for Poetry in 2008-- just in time for the 2008 election.
According to PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief, an anonymous Clinton aid said:
"Eat your heart out, Al Gore!"
Number 07: Highly reliable, or perhaps reliably high, sources within the Hillary
2008 Campaign told PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief (on condition of anonymity) that
early in the campaign Hillary was "channeling" with Eleanor Roosevelt again.
According to the source, Eleanor told Hillary that it would be imperative for there to be a
political "theme song" for the 2008 campaign just as "Happy Days Are Here Again"
served as the political theme song for Franklin Roosevelt's campaigns. But Eleanor told
Hillary that the current disdain for "excessively negative campaigning" also made it
imperative that she collaborate with her chief rival to record a duet to serve as the political
theme song for both their campaigns in 2008. Although Barack Obama had already become a
"rock star" when Hillary made proposed such duet, Barack quickly agreed when he saw the
costume Hillary planned to wear for the song, because, as Obama told his aides, his appearing with a
scantily-clad female would dispel unease among some voters that a candidate named "Barack Hussein
Obama" might be an "Islamic version of a Manchurian candidate."
Number 06: Given the long-standing animosity and condescension exhibited by Al Gore
towards Bush for his long-standing refusal to embrace Gore's Global Warming theory, it shocked the
world when Bush not only invited Gore to the White House for a ceremony honoring Gore and other
winners of Nobel Prizes but also granted Gore a private meeting in the Oval Office. Even more
shocking, however, was the fact that during such private meeting, Bush exhibited an unequivocal and
effective commitment to help Gore stop Global Warming. Although Bush was aware that the
private meeting would be recorded by the top-secret Oval Office Video Recording system, he intended
for such video to remain confidential. However, a highly
reliable source made it available exclusively to PoliSat.Com.
Number 05: A big story that should have never needed to have been a story at all
was Richard Armitage and Valerie Plame driving
nails into their own political coffins confirming what fair-minded people had known since
September, 2003: That no one had "blown" Valerie Plame's alleged
"cover" as a CIA employee as a means of retaliating against, or attempting to discredit,
her husband, Joe Wilson, for his specious and false claims about the purpose and fruits of his
"mission to Niger" to "investigate" whether Saddam Hussein had
"attempted" to acquire material for a nuclear-weapons program. What makes the story
"big" is that it drives redundant nails into the coffin of not only such spurious claims
of retaliation but makes it even clearer how utterly irresponsible it was of Patrick Fitzgerald to
have even continued his investigation beyond its initial stages when he learned the "leaker"
of Plame's name to Robert Novak (a conservative critic of Bush who was widely known to have been
hostile to Bush's strategy of toppling Saddam) was none other than an inside-the-administration
critic of Bush who was simpatico with Novak's hostility toward Bush's strategy and that the
patently obvious motive for such "leak" was to bolster, not discredit, Wilson's diatribes
against Bush. To fully understand why the foregoing descriptions are correct, read the
entire November
13, 2007 installment on the subject, which is now archived here.
Scooter Libby, an honorable man, did not deserve being the victim in this anti-Bush witch-hunt, and Patrick Fitzgerald was certainly not entitled to perform any "end-zone dance" for obtaining a conviction of Libby (on perjury grounds for testimonial errors less egregious than un-prosecuted errors by witnesses for the prosecution called by Fitzgerald) by a jury in what has been the virtual capital of blind hatred for Bush -- i.e., a jury composed of residents of the overwhelmingly Democratic, Bush-hating District of Columbia. This whole episode reeks of the political show-trials we became accustomed to witnessing in places such as China and the former Soviet Union. It's disgraceful that it happened in America. Armitage, Fitzgerald, Plame and Wilson should hang their heads in shame.
Number 04: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi found
themselves hoisted on their own political petards-- i.e., the "blue dog" Democrats
they recruited to run against Republican incumbents in November 2006 in order to attain a majority
in the House and Senate in order to bring "Bush's war" in Iraq to a screeching halt.
The real screeching has been coming from Reid's and Pelosi's political masters on the Left because
too few of those "blue dogs" were willing to run with Reid and Pelosi off the political
cliff of American self-defeatism and few of them were beholding to the far-Left Bush-haters
currently dominating the Democratic Party through the influence of activists/interest-groups such as
MoveOn.Org, Code Pink, ANSWER, DailyKos, the Huffington Post, and a whole host of Leftists in
Hollywood, in the rest of the entertainment media (save country music), and in most of the so-called
"mainstream" media. (For more on this in scroll-down to "Number
01.")
Number 03: Despite a pedal-to-the-metal, full-court-press (pardon the mixed
metaphors) propaganda effort by Hollywood to discredit the motives, goals and chances for victory in
Iraq, politicians paying attention to their own private polls of Americans (including
"independents" and "middle-roaders") quickly discerned that most Americans not
only were un-persuaded by, and wholly unwilling to spend money to view, such propagandistic fare failures by Hollywood
but also found such fare to be highly offensive. So much for the Bush-hating bubble in which
the Hollywood Left and much of the rest of the entertainment media live, eat, breathe, and sleep to
the exclusion of contact with people possessing and employing common sense and common decency.
Number 02: Although the tragic assassination of Banizir Bhutto in Pakistan certainly ranks near the top of important stories in 2007, it's likely to have less of the adverse impact in 2008 as is being predicted by critics of Bush's efforts supporting her involvement to pressure modernist Pakistanis to forge a broader, stronger alliance against the jihadists. Bhutto was, as are most political leaders in countries lacking strong liberal-democracy traditions, an imperfect leader, but she was also a person of immense personal courage who, despite her flawed wielding of the levers of power more than a decade ago, favored what is understood to be classical Western liberalism of the kind favored by the vast majority of "conservatives" today in foreign policy. Yet the tragic circumstances of her murder are likely in the long run to help serve one of the goals for which she was determined to risk her life: strengthening of collaborative efforts among modernist Pakistanis (despite their current feelings of mutual antagonism) against the fanatical jihadists.
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Number 01: The "surge" designed by General David Petraeus, approved and ordered by George Bush, and implemented with extraordinary success and courage by American troops, enabled Bush to re-define the term "Lame-Duck" in a way that bodes well for the country, our troops, and the interests of posterity in the ultimate triumph of liberty over totalitarianism. Given the faux triumphalism of Reid and Pelosi and their hard-Left political masters in MoveOn.Org, Code Pink, ANSWER, the Hollywood Left, et al ad naseum, in the wake of the November 2006 election results, their defeat at the hands of the "Lame Duck Surge" ranks as the top story of 2007. How should the "conventional wisdom" about "lame duck" presidents be modified to place the Lame Duck Surge into proper perspective?
Wordsmiths and pundits have not yet reached any consensus that I've been able to discern. What are the possibilities? Dubya Duck? Dynamic Duck? Durable Duck? Determined Duck? Laminated Duck? Formidable Duck? Fortified Duck? Invigorated Duck? Power Duck? Potent Duck? Robust Duck?
My preference is "Dubya Duck," and I hereby take credit for coining the term. Teddy Roosevelt is remembered for his "big stick" policy. Abraham Lincoln, another war-time "lame duck," is remembered for his dogged determination and vision for posterity. Bush could do worse than be remembered as the "Dubya Duck" President who defied conventional wisdom about "lame-duck" presidents, especially since his vision combined the toughness of TR's "big stick" policy with Lincoln's dogged determination and vision to preserve intact what would become the world's best hope for liberty for his (and our) posterity.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
Permanent, archived link for this installment:
[http://polisat.com/DailyPoliticalSatire-Commentary/Archives2008/du20y08m01d02-01.htm]
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