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Since winning the "Peace Prize," will Gore rely upon MoveOn_Dot_Org for "in kind" support enabling Al Gore to campaign for POTUS once more?·

Since Gore's won the Oslo "Peace Prize" for making a movie with lies as science disguised, some questions arise: "What's next as his quest for a 'Prize'"? The NutRoots are eager for Gore to tell them he's running once more for POTUS, the "prize" to answer their cries, "America needs to be Gored." From Gore's book contrasting his "Reason" with Bush's "Assault [Against] Reason," the NutRoots believe the country will see in Gore such examples of "Reason."

Though many contend it's too late for Gore to now enter the race, the NutRoots are certain, if Gore raised the curtain, he'd pass all the rest in the race. But where could the saintly Al Gore get more of which others have more-- i.e., campaign funds he'd need if he runs? Think Google and MoveOn_Dot_Org.

The most naive experts think Gore would need far more funds than before and thus they maintain that Feingold/McCain would keep him from getting the "more." They wrongly assume he'd need "more" than what he had needed before. Since Feingold/McCain, "in kind" is the game of Google and Move_On_Dot_Org. So, Candidate Gore wouldn't need the war-chest opponents would need 'cause MoveOn_Dot_Org and Google, of course, "in kind" would attend to his needs.

To those who'd contend it is folly to claim such support could be parleyed from media pawns by Google/MoveOn, just look what they did to Mrs. Collins. When Senator Collins of Maine asked Google to post ads to name the smears and the lies that MoveOn designed against her, said Google, "We ain't." The spurious claim Google made as "grounds" to tell Collins "no way"? That MoveOn_Dot_Org a trademark did form denying her use of it's name.

Yet Google showed lack of compunction to bar ads by Leftists with gumption to trash and defame the well-trademarked name of "Blackwater" smeared with "corruption." Deceptively, Google explained that Blackwater hadn't "complained." Thus, Google concocts that trademarks can stop their critics from showing their names. The reason that Google resorts to legally flimsy retorts ain't hard to dislodge: Their fortune's so large, that few can defeat them in court.

However, a force with more power than armies of lawyers so dour, perhaps could afford relief to the hordes of victims of Google's great power. You ask, "What's that power?" of course, that might make The Google change course. Though cumbersome, yes, quite often it's best: The power of free-market choice. It's true Google's assets are billions; it's users are hundreds of millions; but most of such worth can fleetingly turn to little by actions of millions. Remember when IBM stood on top for computerized goods? Twas toppled by voices of millions of choices selecting competitors' goods.

So, therefore, we're left with the choices: Give up or make Google hear voices of millions of users abstaining as users 'til Google makes fairness its choice.

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Al Gore TV debuts tonight as Current TV; Gore says network will focus on non-political fare such as how Bush "betrayed our country" and how he's destroying Earth; Google Gargles Gorgle.

Al Gore TV debuts tonight as "Current TV." Gore says his network will focus on non-political fare such as how Bush "betrayed our country" and how Bush is "destroying the planet." Collaborating with the Gore TV is the popular search-engine, Google-- soon to become known as "Gorgle"-- to periodically display on Gore TV whatever the GoogleBots' algorithms (AlGore Rhythms) determine to be the "news" items of greatest interest among viewers of Gore TV and those who surf the internet through Google Gargling Gorgle.

As proof of Google's objectivity in designing AlGoreRythms to search all news sources and then select the ones to be displayed as Current News updates on Current TV, Gore cited the Google Current News logo (a replicaº¹ of which appears to the left of this text), which objectively describes Operation Iraqi Freedom as "Occupation of Iraq." Gore stressed that this Google Current News feature will be "upbeat." The GoogleBots will keep the content in synch with the progressive beat of AlGoreRythyms.

Gore predicted that "right-wing fanatics will attempt to mischaracterize our new network as a media organ for the leftist choir, but the broad range of well-known centrist activists and organizations such as Gorge Soros, NotInOurName, America Coming Together, MoveOn.Org, Al Franken, and the many intellectual heavyweights in Hollywood supporting our efforts belie that smear."

º¹·To protect against "link decay" and/or subsequent revision of the logo and to preserve for posterity the content of such logo on the debut of Current TV on August 1, 2005, PoliSat.Com preserved this exact copy of the logo as it appeared today.

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Google Gorgle or Gargoyle-- Commentary about Google's decision to "partner" with Al Gore's "news" network to reach the 18-34-year-old audience with "Google Current."

Recent news reports indicate Google has agreed to "partner" with Al Gore's "news" network with a "Google Current" feature targeted at an 18-to-34-year-old audience. Given Google's decision to identify itself so closely with Gore, perhaps the logo for "Google Current" take into account the following observations:

For millions of users of Google
the term that they use is "to Google"
a phrase or a term
in order to learn
the facts through the search-engine Google.

However a recent report
that Google will "partner" with Gore
means those seeking truth
thereafter will choose
to "Google" much less than before.

Though Leftists with pleasure may chortle
when Google puts Gore in its portal,
the Center and Right
will likely take flight
when "Google" has morphed into "Gorgle."

Inclusion of Gore as the flavor
of Google means many who savored
its logo and name
will view it as stained
by Gorgle with sounds of "Betrayer."

For hearing the sound of this slogan
by video-audio program,
at PoliSat.Com
a sound-version's on
the index of video programs.

Perhaps Google should use the final segments of the video-with-sound version (above) for "station breaks." Google has pioneered many innovative ideas and techniques. I quickly became an ardent admirer of Google, but I'm disappointed at this proposal, which appears to constitute yet another vehicle (like MTV) to market Left Coast political ideas in the guise of entertainment and news. Will Google exclude this April 12, 2005, installment of PoliSat.Com's commentary from its 30-days news database? Go here (or enter "Google Gorgle or Gargoyle" in the exact-phrase box of the advance search for Google News) between April 12 and May 12, 2005, to find out.

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