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Green Gore Oozes Again. (a set of limericks) (du20000702-01)
    My tenants described on TV 
    the clogs in their toilets and sinks,
    So I told the man 
    in charge of my land:  
    "Be sure to get rid of that stink."
    That manager's in Tennessee, 
    and I speak like those in DeeCee,
    So he was misled 
    and thought that I said, 
    "Be sure to get rid of that zinc." 
© 2000 --Inspired by 07-02-00 report in the Sunday Times that a zinc-mining operation on Gore's land is endangering wildlife by polluting a nearby river and by a 06-04-00 FoxNews report about Gore's response to news reports in which his tenants complained his rental manager had ignored their repeated pleas for their clogged sinks and toilets to be fixed; See also our 2000-06-04 Daily Update-01 regarding the Green Gore problem exposing Gore's tenants to hazardous dumps.

The Road to Damascus. (du20000625-01)
    For years we heard Nader and Gore 
    proposing that gas should cost more !
    But now that it's high, 
    they suddenly cry 
    that surely the price should be lower !
    So what is the reason that both  
    now say that the price should be low?
    Of course it is rude 
    for us to conclude 
    they're simply competing for votes. 
© 2000

ABC News-- 
Pioneers in Journalistic Expertise. (a limerick) (du20000405-01)
    The new name for ABC News:  
    Advance Big Celebrities' Views
    There was a time 
    when just news was fine, 
    but now it's just show-business views.
    In news there is too much reliance 
    on claims by politicized science.
    The news folks should know 
    that stars just don't know 
    good science from PC compliance
    DiCaprio's sure to purvey 
    the pantheists' view of Earth Day.
    Contending that Man 
    belongs to the land 
    instead of the opposite way 
© 2000  (Quoted by Brit Hume on Fox News Channel Special Report on 04-06-00 with permission)