Martha Stewart's release from prison sparks proposals for new laws to criminalize bad puns about Martha Stewart and honor the best ones in the world-wide "Martha Stewart Pun Contest."

Mar. 4, 2005--

Martha Stewart's release from prison sparks proposals for new laws to criminalize bad puns about Martha Stewart and honor the best ones in the world-wide "Martha Stewart Pun Contest."

On Mars, Martha Stewart's perceived as one who from Venus did leave to live not on Mars but rather where bars could keep her from sight on TeeVee. The respite, though short, has been nice for husbands whose wives had the vice of wanting to be like Martha indeed, but now she's no longer "on ice." So how should her fans and detractors respond to release by her captors? The answers for some are limericks or puns in blogs by her fans or detractors.

The Saga of Martha inspired more puns than we need or desire. A few are sublime, but most would be crimes, if linguists made laws they desired. All blogs, but a few, have a place where news about Martha's displayed, so go to your blog to post or to log the puns, best or worst, for display. So search-engine robots can glean with one search all puns to be seen as weak or robust, your blog-title must add "PSCMSPC."

Since PoliSat-Com has conceived this contest, results can be gleaned through Google-Dot-Com at PoliSat-Com slash PSCMSPC.º¹· Then PoliSat-Com will promote a way for all bloggers to vote to love or detest the worst and the best, but Martha, the felon, can't vote. In case you prefer the design of comments that nat'rually rhyme, read-on for this text repeated and set according to rhythm and rhyme.

PSCMSPC-- PoliSat.Com's Martha Stewart Pun Contest.

On Mars, Martha Stewart's perceived
as one who from Venus did leave
to live not on Mars
but rather where bars
could keep her from sight on TeeVee.

The respite, though short, has been nice
for husbands whose wives had the vice
of wanting to be
like Martha indeed,
but now she's no longer "on ice."

So how should her fans and detractors
respond to release by her captors?
The answers for some
are limericks or puns
in blogs by her fans or detractors.

The Saga of Martha inspired
more puns than we need or desire.
A few are sublime,
but most would be crimes,
if linguists made laws they desired.

All blogs, but a few, have a place
where news about Martha's displayed,
so go to your blog
to post or to log
the puns, best or worst, for display.

So search-engine robots can glean
with one search all puns to be seen
as weak or robust,
your blog-title must
add "PSCMSPC."

Since PoliSat-Com has conceived
this contest, results can be gleaned
through Google-Dot-Com
at PoliSat-Com
slash PSCMSPC.º¹·

Then PoliSat-Com will promote
a way for all bloggers to vote
to love or detest
the worst and the best,
but Martha, the felon, can't vote.

To learn how to use your own blog to enter your own, or someone else's, pun (or rhyme) about Martha Stewart in this contest, go to PoliSat.Com's Martha Stewart Pun Contest pageº¹ and follow the instructions. Feminine Felon (mine-- today), Domestic Diva, Kitchen Queen, Self-Cooking Goose (mine), Queen of Mean, Homemaking Harlot, Hamptons Hussy, Princess of the Pokey, -- gotta stop now-- I need to resume my daily task of de-Marthifying my wife's domestic handiwork by cluttering the countertops, leaving the lid up, un-emptying all ash trays, hiding the front-porch flag of "the season," dropping unwashed socks and underwear strategically in the foyer, leaving unfinished snacks on dishes to harden while also cluttering the family room, placing at least one empty beer can on each end-table and coffee table, etc. ... so much to do and so little time to do it-- after all, I am from Mars.

º¹·http://PoliSat.Com/PSCMSPC.htm.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com

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