Nov. 3, 2004 #01:  Political Satire/Commentary where satire is always commentary but commentary isn't always satire™ (but we're confident you'll know the difference)  Search PoliSat.Com Home  Tell a friend about PoliSat.Com    Subscribe   Permanent link to this installment in PoliSat.Com's Archives    Google-News list of recent updates    About author, Jim Wrenn.

George Bush decisively beats John Kerry, Michael Moore, Osama bin Laden, George Soros, CBS News, ABC News, NBC News, MSNBC, CNN, NPR, Jacques Chirac, Kofi Annan.

            November 3, 2004:  Yesterday, George W. Bush decisively defeated Osama bin Laden, Michael Moore, Yassir Arafat, George Soros, the Hollywood Left, MTV, MoveOn, Dan Rather, Peter Jennings, Tom Brokaw, Mark Halperin, CBS News, 60 Minutes, ABC News, NBC News, MSNBC, CNN, NPR, the New York Times, the Washington Post, the Los Angeles Time, Exit Polls, The Professoriate, Conventional Wisdom, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Howard Dean, Terry McAuliffe, Tom Daschle, Bruce Springsteen, Jon Bon Jovi, Russell Simmons, Rock the Vote, Rap the Vote, Eminem, Martin Sheen, Rob Reiner, MeatHead, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Robert Redford, Barbra Streisand, Cher, Rosie O'Donnell, Larry O'Donnell, Cameron Diaz, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Air America, Chris Matthews, George Step-In-A-Lot-Of-It, Jacques Chirac, Kofi Annan, Gerhardt Schroeder, John Edwards, Nuance and John Kerry.  

            What does this do for the Democratic Party?  The dwarfing of its Left Wing reveals the party's real giants:  Joe Lieberman, Evan Bayh, and Joe Biden.  It leaves Hillary in limbo and destroys the myth of Bill Clinton's political clout.  If the Democratic Party were to embrace Hillary in 2008, it would be again jumping from the same frying pan back into the same fire.  

            What does this do for Bush?  It confirms his steadfast belief that a majority of Americans see, as does he, through the fog of war to the beauty and certainty of the ultimate victory over barbarism, tyranny and terror.

Dubya's Historic 2004 Victory.

I'm Dubya, too gracious to gloat
that Kerry has sunk his own boat,
because it's not he
who lost but 'twas "me"
who won with historical votes.

And now that John Kerry has said
he'll not send the lawyers we dread
to challenge the votes
with claims that won't float,
to him I'll say "thank you" instead.

However, my lollapalooza
in trouncing my Leftist accusers
affords me the right
to show them the sight
of hand-sign "salutes" to the "Losers."

            Here are some examples of PoliSat.Com's pre-election prescience (in reverse chronological order):  Nov. 2, 2004-- 3 Visions-- bin Laden, Kerry & Bush; Nov. 1, 2004-- 3 Final Ads by Bin Laden, Kerry & Bush; Oct. 28, 2004-- QaQaa From the Johns; Oct. 26, 2004-- Kerry Lip-Synchs NYT/UN Hoax; Oct. 24, 2004-- John Bubba Kerry; Oct. 22, 2004-- Kerryyrrek; Oct. 20, 2004-- Dominant Media Pot Calls Sinclair Kettle Black; Oct. 19, 2004-- Dubya Admits Mistake; Oct. 18, 2004-- Old Stolen Honor in New Stolen Bottle; Oct. 15, 2004-- O'Neill's Words, Teds Ears and Dan's Eyes; Oct. 13, 2004-- Goldilocks, Kerry & Bush; Oct. 10, 2004-- Thanks from the Yanks; Oct. 9, 2004-- Kerry's Clintonesque Mantra; Oct. 8, 2004-- Old Kerry Wine in New Kerry Bottle; Oct. 7, 2004-- Kerry's Hindsight Replays of History; Oct. 5, 2004-- Sauteing Kerry's Cheekins Coming Home to Roost; Oct. 3, 2004-- Bush-Kerry Debate:  DTC v CIC; Oct. 1, 2004-- Common Sense Trumps NuanSense;  Sept. 30, 2004-- SeeBS Spin; Sept. 28, 2004-- Simultaneous Flip-Flop; Sept. 22, 2004-- I'm Dan Rather Sorry; Sept. 20, 2004-- "I Am Not a Partisan Hack," says Rather; Sept. 18, 2004-- Kerry's Quagmire; Sept. 17, 2004-- Hi, I'm Dan Rather and I Approved this Ad; Sept. 12, 2004-- Back to the Future in 60 Minutes; Sept. 10, 2004-- Dan Rather's Secret Identity; Aug. 12, 2004-- Political Stem-Cell Cloning-- Dovish-Hawk/Hawkish-Dove; Aug. 6, 2004-- SwiftBoat Journalism; and Aug. 4, 2004-- Damsel in Distress.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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