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Archives for August 11 through 20, 2004 (in reverse
chronological order):
Note from the Editor, Jim Wrenn:
I've been working on a series of special projects
unrelated to politics since mid-August but expect to resume regular daily
updates in the next few days. In the interim, here's an appropriate
reminder for all Americans-- Jim Wrenn.
Aug. 12,
2004 #01: Political
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John
Kerry makes scientific breakthrough: Political Stem-Cell Cloning of
Dovish-Hawk/Hawkish-Dove; George W. Bush and Dick Cheney eagerly await
Thanksgiving.
I'm Kerry, the candidate honing through stem-cell political cloning the skill to
appear as Hawk to be feared
and also as Dove when I'm homing. To some as a Dove I appear To some as a
Hawk I appear To some I'm a Hero in "Peace" bandoleeros, To some, I'm Achillesº¹,
I fear. The truth is a Dove I am not and also a Hawk I am not. Instead I was
cloned from hybrids who've flown in winds that blow cold and blow hot.
In alternate forms I appear to glide on the currents most near on up-lifting
vectors and down-gliding vectors, but left and right vectors I fear. By
avian skills without peer I glide on the currents most near, but flapping my
wings
too strongly can bring a tailspin all avians fear. When flipping my
flapping as Doved-Hawk I can' t stay aloft as a real hawk 'cause
physics, it seems, makes flapping both wings cause left-turning
tailspins from real hawks.
When flipping my flapping as Hawked-Dove I can't stay aloft as a real
dove 'cause physics, it seems, makes flapping both wings cause right-turning
tailspins from real doves. Since flying brings dangers too
murky like tailspins so risky and quirky, I'll land to show how with feet on the
ground I'm able to run like a turkey.
I'm Dubya, the one he calls jerky, but soon he'll be begging for mercy, but
mercy he'll find by Thanksgiving time when kindly I'll pardon this turkey.
Political
Stem-Cell Cloning: Dovish-Hawk/Hawkish-Dove.
I'm
Kerry, the candidate honing
through stem-cell political cloning
the skill to appear
as Hawk to be feared
and also as Dove when I'm homing.
To
some as a Dove I appear
To some as a Hawk I appear
To some I'm a Hero
in "Peace" bandoleeros,
To some, I'm Achillesº¹, I fear.
The
truth is a Dove I am not
and also a Hawk I am not.
Instead I was cloned
from hybrids who've flown
in winds that blow cold and blow hot.
In
alternate forms I appear
to glide on the currents most near
on up-lifting vectors
and down-gliding vectors,
but left and right vectors I fear.
By
avian skills without peer
I glide on the currents most near,
but flapping my wings
too strongly can bring
a tailspin all avians fear.
When
flipping my flapping as Doved-Hawk
I can' t stay aloft as a real hawk
'cause physics, it seems,
makes flapping both wings
cause left-turning tailspins from real hawks.
When
flipping my flapping as Hawked-Dove
I can't stay aloft as a real dove
'cause physics, it seems,
makes flapping both wings
cause right-turning tailspins from real doves.
Since
flying brings dangers too murky
like tailspins so risky and quirky,
I'll land to show how
with feet on the ground
I'm able to run like a turkey.
I'm
Dubya, the one he calls jerky,
but soon he'll be begging for mercy,
but mercy he'll find
by Thanksgiving time
when kindly I'll pardon this turkey.
º¹·See
the animated version of "John Achilles Kerry" at http://polisat.com/images/JohnAchillesKerry.gif
and the full-text of the accompanying commentary at http://polisat.com/du2004/du040229.htm#20040204-01.
--Jim
Wrenn, Editor @PoliSat.Com
Aug. 11, 2004 #01: No update today.
Editor on special assignment.
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