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Archives for August 11 through 20, 2004 (in reverse chronological order):

Note from the Editor, Jim Wrenn:  

I've been working on a series of special projects unrelated to politics since mid-August but expect to resume regular daily updates in the next few days.  In the interim, here's an appropriate reminder for all Americans-- Jim Wrenn.

 

 

Aug. 12, 2004  #01Political Satire/Commentary where satire is always commentary but commentary isn't always satire 
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John Kerry makes scientific breakthrough:  Political Stem-Cell Cloning of Dovish-Hawk/Hawkish-Dove; George W. Bush and Dick Cheney eagerly await Thanksgiving.

    I'm Kerry, the candidate honing through stem-cell political cloning the skill to appear as Hawk to be feared
and also as Dove when I'm homing.  To some as a Dove I appear To some as a Hawk I appear To some I'm a Hero in "Peace" bandoleeros, To some, I'm Achillesº¹, I fear. The truth is a Dove I am not and also a Hawk I am not. Instead I was cloned from hybrids who've flown in winds that blow cold and blow hot.

    In alternate forms I appear to glide on the currents most near on up-lifting vectors  and down-gliding vectors, but left and right vectors I fear. By avian skills without peer I glide on the currents most near, but flapping my wings
too strongly can bring a tailspin all avians fear.  When flipping my flapping as Doved-Hawk I can' t stay aloft as a real hawk 'cause physics, it seems, makes flapping both wings cause left-turning tailspins from real hawks.

    When flipping my flapping as Hawked-Dove I can't stay aloft as a real dove 'cause physics, it seems, makes flapping both wings cause right-turning tailspins from real doves.  Since flying brings dangers too murky like tailspins so risky and quirky, I'll land to show how with feet on the ground I'm able to run like a turkey.

    I'm Dubya, the one he calls jerky, but soon he'll be begging for mercy, but mercy he'll find by Thanksgiving time when kindly I'll pardon this turkey.

Political Stem-Cell Cloning:  Dovish-Hawk/Hawkish-Dove.

I'm Kerry, the candidate honing
through stem-cell political cloning
the skill to appear
as Hawk to be feared
and also as Dove when I'm homing.

To some as a Dove I appear
To some as a Hawk I appear
To some I'm a Hero
in "Peace" bandoleeros,
To some, I'm Achillesº¹, I fear.

The truth is a Dove I am not
and also a Hawk I am not.
Instead I was cloned
from hybrids who've flown
in winds that blow cold and blow hot.

In alternate forms I appear
to glide on the currents most near
on up-lifting vectors 
and down-gliding vectors,
but left and right vectors I fear.

By avian skills without peer
I glide on the currents most near,
but flapping my wings
too strongly can bring
a tailspin all avians fear.

When flipping my flapping as Doved-Hawk
I can' t stay aloft as a real hawk
'cause physics, it seems,
makes flapping both wings
cause left-turning tailspins from real hawks.

When flipping my flapping as Hawked-Dove
I can't stay aloft as a real dove
'cause physics, it seems,
makes flapping both wings
cause right-turning tailspins from real doves.

Since flying brings dangers too murky
like tailspins so risky and quirky,
I'll land to show how
with feet on the ground
I'm able to run like a turkey.

I'm Dubya, the one he calls jerky,
but soon he'll be begging for mercy,
but mercy he'll find
by Thanksgiving time
when kindly I'll pardon this turkey.

 

º¹·See the animated version of "John Achilles Kerry" at http://polisat.com/images/JohnAchillesKerry.gif and the full-text of the accompanying commentary at http://polisat.com/du2004/du040229.htm#20040204-01

 

--Jim Wrenn, Editor @PoliSat.Com

 

Aug. 11, 2004 #01:  No update today.  Editor on special assignment.

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