Dec.22, 2003: PoliSat
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Lybia's Khadafy agrees to eliminate nuclear weapons program.·
According to news reports, extended covert
negotiations with MI-6 and CIA Agents persuaded Lybia's Moammar Khadafy to agree
to destroy his weapons of mass destruction and the facilities and
programs for producing them. (Source.)
Critics of Bush's policy in Iraq say the fact that Khadafy didn't make his
decision until after the capture of Saddam Hussein is purely coincidental.
Most of those critics, however, tend to interpret other genuinely coincidental
events as evidence of conspiracy rather than coincidence. (For an example,
see the December 16, 2003 update here or here.)
This news is as good for Bush as it was bad for Dean's presidential
prospects. However, this is not the only setback suffered recently by
Dean, who had consistently demonstrated the dogged determination to stick to his
positions regardless of the facts. From highly reliable (reliably high?)
sources deep inside the Dean Compound, PoliSat.Com has obtained exclusive
footage of Dean in action as Commander in Chief of his campaign. To view
this exclusive footage, click the image below.
Bunker Busters-- Slow Motion Replay.
In Two Thousand Two, I regret,
I said that Saddam was a threat,
so therefore I've been
required to pretend
I never proclaimed him a threat.
Support I had said I would grant
for kicking Saddam in the pants
as long as the mission
received the permission
of Germany, Russia and France.
When Dubya ignored the demands
of Germany, Russia and France,
he lost my permission
by losing permission
of Germany, Russia and France.
Commencement of war made me hunker
inside my rhetorical bunker
for launching rhetorical
attacks metaphorical
on war in Iraq as a blunder.
While Joe stuck to arrows like cupid,
rhetorical missiles I boosted
to claim lack of growth
shows Bush doesn't know
it's still "the economy, stupid."
It's lucky for me that I hearkened
to incoming sounds that were markin'
that old Bubba bunker
in which I was hunkered
as "bullseyed" by bulls in the market.
With righteous and angry aplomb
I launched my rhetorical bombs
designed for assailing
the Dubya for failing
his mission to capture Saddam.
On incoming sounds from Iraq
from holes for Saddam 'neath a shack,
I opened the door
to exit before
my "Where's Saddam" bunker was smacked.
As charges that Bush used seduction
on weapons of massive destruction,
I fired verbal volleys
contending, by golly,
he's failed to reduce mass-destruction.
But Dubya and Blair have conspired
with Moammar Khadafy to fire
political bombs
declaring his arms
for massive destruction retired.
When
asked about these latest developments, Howard Dean issued a modified version of
his response to the capture of Saddam Hussein. Although Dean said he
welcomed the news that Blair and Bush have persuaded Khadafy to give upon his
weapons of mass destruction, he steadfastly maintained such accomplishment has
not make his prospects of being elected any safer. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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Bunker Busters-- Slow Motion Replay.
