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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Jesse Ventura (the body, the mind, the whatever).
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Jesse "The Mind" gives Willie some time (limerick 20001006-01)
    My stay in the White House was fine,
    did not even "cost me a dime,"
    and what was sublime?
    To have "private time"
    to give him advice from "The Mind."
    I'm sure many people were hopin'
    I'd tell him his deeds were verboten.
    It wasn't for naught!
    I told him I thought
    cigars are for smokin' not pokin'
© 2000 --Inspired by AP/Yahoo story on 10-06-00 about Ventura's overnight visit with Clinton in the White House for "private time" conversations about cigars, etc.

Genome-Mapping Leads to Genetically-Improved Jesse Ventura (du20000626-01)
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Jesse-the-Mind-Left-the-Body to found a new "X" Party (du 2000-02-12)
    Jesse-the-Mind-Left-the-Body 
    has found the Reform Party shoddy
    He was for Trump 
    but Ross kicked his rump 
    to prove he can still be so snotty
    The Mind says the party dysfunctions, 
    so leaving will cause no compunctions
    And like Vince McMahon, 
    he'll make a new plan 
    for a new party "X" that will function 
© 2000

It's Always So Fine to Just Speak Your Mind
    Thinking it fine to just speak his mind
    He said things he knew were unkind
    When people felt hurt he wore a hair shirt
    But said any critic's a jerk
    He said that they're weak and he's not a freak
    But now his new prospects are bleak 
© 1999.