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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Janet Reno.
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Reno's reprise:  My agents said "Please" 
when Elian Gonzales they seized (limerick 20000610-01)
    When NBC's Tony Zumbado, 
    a cameraman full of bravado,
    Was doing his best 
    to cover the quest 
    to capture Gonzales for Castro,
    he entered the house of Gonzales 
    just seconds before Federallies.
    Hoping to show 
    the way it would go, 
    he soon learned such effort was folly.
    He witnessed the sights and the sounds 
    as into the house they did bound.
    But just as he tried 
    to broadcast it live, 
    they cut-off his power and sound.
    And now that he's read their description 
    of how they conducted their mission,
    He says that they lied 
    in claiming they tried 
    to calmly induce his submission.
    He says when he tried to stand up, 
    they knocked him right back on his butt,
    Like thugs in Havana, 
    they trampled his camera 
    and kept him from getting back up!  
© 2000  --Inspired by 06-09-00 Sun-Sentinal news report. (20000610-01)

D-Day Plus One (limerick 20000607-01)
    The Seventh Day of June is a 
    Day to paraphrase Gage and just say:
    I hate Reno-vation, 
    I need a vacation, 
    tell Canada I'm on the way. 
© 2000  (Editor's Note:  see also my original rhyme about Reno's anti-trust action against Microsoft, of which I'm no great fan, by the way, but I trust Microsoft a heck of a lot more than I trust federal bureaucrats.)

Knock, knock.  Who's there? Reno!  Reno who?  
Renovate your house!. (limericks 20000426-01)
    From Thanksgiving Day Ninety-Nine 
    until the next April was fine
    For Castro to say, 
    "Miguel, stay away" 
    from going to see Elian.
    When finally he let Juan come here, 
    we then heard the guy with the beard
    suddenly say 
    there should be no delay 
    so Juan could stop shedding his tears.
    Then twenty days later near dawn, 
    Ms. Reno conversed on the phone
    with friends she had asked 
    to help in the task 
    of bridging the gap for Elian
    And though Reno heard her friends say 
    "A deal is just minutes away,"
    She made the blooper 
    of sending storm troopers 
    to carry the poor kid away  
© 2000