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Janet Reno.
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Reno Seizes Bill Gates in Pre-Dawn Raid; Robert Ray goes into hiding.(du20000425-01)
Modeling her success in seizing Elian, Janet Reno's Armored Cavalry Division of the Justice Department seized Bill Gates in a lightning-fast, pre-dawn raid this morning.  Although Gates was seen being dragged kicking and screaming into a fuel-efficient but well-armored Justice Department mini-van (captioned "Reno One") during pre-dawn hours this morning,  pictures surfaced several hours later showing him happily playing a new video-game, "Chop-Up Microsoft" on a Justice Department laptop.  In a related story, Independent Counsel Robert Ray has gone into hiding. © 2000 

Janet Reno's list of things she believes. (du20000409-02)
    I believe Juan Miguel Gonzales is free to speak his mind.
    I believe Al Gore was just spiritually communing with the Buddhist nuns.
    I believe Clinton/Gore didn't know they were receiving money from the Chinese-government.
    I believe some right-wing conspirator had hidden those files in the First Lady's office.
    I believe the White House Travel Office personnel deserved to be accused of wrongdoing.
    I believe the government best knows how Microsoft can contribute to high-tech progress.
    I believe O.J. Simpson is still looking for the real killer.
    I believe the Brooklyn Bridge is still for sale.
    I believe Oliver Stone is a great historian.
    I believe I have been abducted by an alien (Spanish pronunciation of Elian).  © 2000
Inspired by:  .ABC News This Week-- Q&A-- Cokie Roberts & Janet Reno 04-09-00:.
COKIE ROBERTS Do you feel—I know you met with the father and were impressed—but do you feel that he’s really free? His parents have apparently been put in some compound where they are being watched by the government. His every movement over the last three months has been watched by the government. Is he really free to say what he believes?
JANET RENO I talked with him and he wasn’t being watched by his government. He said that he understood that people felt that he should stay here and he said I want the exact opposite.

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