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Janet Reno.
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Reno Seizes Bill Gates in Pre-Dawn Raid;
Robert Ray goes into hiding.(du20000425-01)
Modeling her success in seizing Elian, Janet Reno's Armored Cavalry Division of
the Justice Department seized Bill Gates in a lightning-fast, pre-dawn raid this
morning. Although Gates was seen being dragged kicking and screaming into
a fuel-efficient but well-armored Justice Department mini-van (captioned
"Reno One") during pre-dawn hours this morning, pictures
surfaced several hours later showing him happily playing a new video-game,
"Chop-Up Microsoft" on a Justice Department laptop. In a related
story, Independent Counsel Robert Ray has gone into hiding. © 2000
Janet Reno's list of things she
believes. (du20000409-02)
I believe Juan Miguel Gonzales is free to speak his mind.
I believe Al Gore was just spiritually communing with the
Buddhist nuns.
I believe Clinton/Gore didn't know they were receiving money
from the Chinese-government.
I believe some right-wing conspirator had hidden those files
in the First Lady's office.
I believe the White House Travel Office personnel deserved to
be accused of wrongdoing.
I believe the government best knows how Microsoft can
contribute to high-tech progress.
I believe O.J. Simpson is still looking for the real killer.
I believe the Brooklyn Bridge is still for sale.
I believe Oliver Stone is a great historian.
I believe I have been abducted by an alien
(Spanish
pronunciation of
Elian). © 2000
Inspired by:
.ABC
News This Week-- Q&A-- Cokie Roberts & Janet Reno 04-09-00:.
COKIE ROBERTS Do you feel—I
know you met with the father and were impressed—but do you feel that he’s really free? His parents have apparently
been put in some compound where they are being watched by the government. His every movement over the last three months
has been watched by the government. Is he really free to say what he believes?
JANET RENO I talked with him and
he wasn’t being watched by his government. He said that he understood that people felt that he should stay here
and he said I want the exact opposite.