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Archives-- Installments for December 11 through 20, 2004, starting below in reverse chronological order.

 

   

Dec. 20, 2004 #01:  Political Satire/Commentary where satire is always commentary but commentary isn't always satire(but we're confident you'll know the difference)  Search PoliSat.Com Home  Tell a friend about PoliSat.Com    Subscribe   Permanent link to this installment in PoliSat.Com's Archives    Google-News list of recent updates    About author, Jim Wrenn.

Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld assigns self to sign condolence letters and re-sign those undersigned by machine; Bush declines design to assign Rumsfeld to resign.

            Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld in a Pentagon assignation consigns himself to assign himself to sign condolence letters and re-sign letters previously undersigned by machine.  Despite criticism of Rumsfeld by some families of troops who died serving their country, President George W. Bush declines designs to assign Rumsfeld to resign.  Commentary on this issue warrants commentary on the commentary but requires that it be done in a way to express sincere appreciation for, rather than callous acceptance of, the supreme sacrifices made by Americans of the same caliber as the Brits of whom Churchill spoke when, at the end of the Battle of Britain, he said, "Never ... has so much been owed by so many to so few."

            To contend that Rumsfeld's having allowed a signing-machine to affix his signature to condolence letters evinces a "callous" attitude toward the memories and families of troops who made the ultimate sacrifice is to indulge in moral character assassination.   In the immediate aftermath of the 9-11 blast at the Pentagon, Rumsfeld placed his own safety in jeopardy by his actions to rescue and help others.  His instincts are no less noble than those of the best among his critics (e.g., Ret. Col. David Hackworth, Sen. John McCain, Sen. Chuck Hagel, Sen. Evan Bayh, etc.) and far more noble than the instincts of most of his critics (e.g., Ted Kennedy and the rest of the Michael Moore wing, fuselage, cockpit, landing gear, and tail assembly of the current, no-more-Scoop-Jacksons Democratic Party).  Rumsfeld's instinctive actions made it obvious that he possesses the kind of selfless courage that is simply incompatible with "callousness" towards others-- especially towards those serving their country.

Resigning Designing Re-Signing.

I'm Rumsfeld, whom critics accuse
of callous decisions to use
a signing machine
in lieu of pristine
displays of my p's and my q's.

My purpose was not to disdain
recipients' losses or pain
but rather to speed
the comfort they need
to cope with such losses and pain.

I hereby resign from designing
facsimile methods re:  signing
condolence expressions--
So motives aren't questioned,
those letters I'm promptly re-signing.

In Defense of Rumsfeld.

Since Don on Eleven of Nine
put safety of self on the line
to help other victims
in Pentagon schisms,
by "callous" he can't be defined.

Though some of his critics have shown
the courage he proved that he owns,
the others have not
got half that he's got--
It's they who have callousness shown.

            Anyone with common sense (and without a political motive) can easily understand there to be a mathematical point of diminishing returns beyond which it would be a sign of incompetence for a Secretary of Defense to personally sign all condolence letters-- i.e., the point beyond which the time devoted to such actions would jeopardize the availability of time to competently perform other duties in order to minimize the risks of further deaths.  Rumsfeld's professed intent that using signature-facsimile equipment would minimize another kind of pain-- i.e., delay-- is not a sign of callousness.  Not having suffered such a loss, I cannot, of course, guarantee that such a loss would not unleash emotions blinding me to this reality, but it would be my hope that it would not.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.

 

 

   

Dec. 19, 2004-- No Update today.

 

   

 

Dec. 18, 2004 #01:  Political Satire/Commentary where satire is always commentary but commentary isn't always satire(but we're confident you'll know the difference)  Search PoliSat.Com Home  Tell a friend about PoliSat.Com    Subscribe   Permanent link to this installment in PoliSat.Com's Archives    Google-News list of recent updates    About author, Jim Wrenn.

Firing Rumsfeld.

            The long-knives are out for Donald Rumsfeld.  He's angered too many former and would-be generals for not fighting the "last" war, in which the fabled Powell Doctrine, Overwhelming Force, made sense for many reasons:  First, the goal was to evict Saddam Hussein's half-million-man force from heavily fortified positions in Kuwait.  Second, our use of "overwhelming force" was unlikely to make the Kuwaitis or other allies in the region suspect we had plans to perpetually occupy Kuwait or Iraq.  (There are many other reasons, but most of them are irrelevant to this issues on which this commentary focuses.)

            In planning military operations against the Taliban and al Qaeda in Afghanistan, if Rumsfeld were to have applied the Powell Doctrine, it would have required far longer to assemble an overwhelming force and arrange the logistics, over-flight rights, land-transportation rights, etc.  The local warlords would have suspected our motives were really no different than those of the Russians in the 1970's.  It would have been far harder to persuade Pakistan and other neighboring countries to cooperate.  The strategy Tommy Franks designed and Rumsfeld approved in Afghanistan was nothing less than brilliant.  With under-whelming force, their plan dislodged the Taliban and disabled al Qaeda from freely using Afghanistan as a bastion.  I remember hearing-- as we began Operation Enduring Freedom-- "expert" after "expert" after "expert" predicting disaster and failure.  Many of them arrogantly asked rhetorically, "The Russians failed with a half-million-man army-- how can we succeed with only a tiny fraction of the forces who necessarily must become dependent on "warlords"?  Yet I also remember that a mere three weeks into Operation Enduring Freedom, the media and Rumsfeld's critics were still predicting disaster and wondering why we hadn't made more progress.   I remember that press conference-- Rumsfeld had to remind the press that the rubble at our 9-11 Ground Zero was "still smoking."  

            I mean no disrespect to former Secretary William Cohen, but if 9-11 were to have happened on his watch, Operation Enduring Freedom would not have occurred.  Not because he cares less for his country than does Rumsfeld-- he's an honorable man who cares just as much as does Rumsfeld-- but because he would have lacked the audacity to approve such a bold plan, and knowing he lacked such audacity would have dissuaded his best generals from formulating such a plan because they had come to understand that none of the political leaders then in power would have approved a bold and right but risky plan.

            For Operation Iraqi Freedom, Franks proposed, and Rumsfeld approved, a similar concept but on a much larger scale, yet everyone knew there to be significant risks in again applying "Overwhelming Force" for at least two reasons:  First, our military was approximately half the size of the military with which we applied "overwhelming force" in the 1991 Persian Gulf War; Second, unlike that war, a half-million troops force (rather than the quarter-million size force Franks assembled to stage, support and project the force into Iraq) would have made Iraqis and neighboring countries suspicious that our real goal was long-term occupation rather than toppling Saddam Hussein and helping a non-barbaric regime replace him.

            What is surprising is not that we encountered surprises but that critics of Operation Iraqi Freedom are surprised that we encountered surprises.  Once warfare commences, surprise almost becomes the rule rather than the exception because adversaries bend their entire strategy, tactics and resources to the narrow purpose of surprising their opponents.  Nevertheless, Rumsfeld's and Franks' strategies out-surprised their adversaries at every turn.  Their plans prevented destruction of the oil fields, the oil-shipping terminals, missiles being launched into Israel, massive refugee problems, massive casualties, and the "thousand Mogadishu's" so confidently predicted by critics as our troops neared Baghdad.  Peter Arnett (here and here) had then only just recently finished explaining to the world how stupid the American military had been and that the invasion was on the verge of collapse.  

            No sensible person wants to minimize the heroism and sacrifice of the more than a thousand combat-related deaths, the thousands of seriously disabling injuries sustained, the pain of the families of those killed or injured, or the raw courage regularly displayed by our troops.  Yet, before Baghdad fell, most of us were expecting the number of deaths to quickly rise into the thousands.  We had not yet seen what we recently saw-- the Fallujah example of brilliant application of all lessons learned the hard way in Somalia.  

            When the war began, no one seriously expected the HumVee to be needed to be a lightly armored vehicle rather than what it had originally been designed to be-- a far more sturdy and versatile version of the World War II Jeep.  More than a year ago, when it became apparent we were beginning to face hit-ant-run urban warfare, the military arranged for the design and production of lightly-armored HumVees and for kits to provide light armor to as many HumVees as possible during the interim.  Given the scale of the problem, the response has been dramatic.  That it has been less than perfect is no grounds for demanding resignation of one of the best Secretaries of Defense we've ever had.

--JimWrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

 

 

   

Dec. 17, 2004-- No Update today.

   

Dec. 16, 2004-- No Update today-- Proud Parents today-- Away for Ceremony-- Son inducted into Phi Beta Kappa.

   

Dec. 15, 2004-- No Update today.

 

   

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Dec. 14, 2004 #01:  Political Satire/Commentary where satire is always commentary but commentary isn't always satire(but we're confident you'll know the difference)  Search PoliSat.Com Home  Tell a friend about PoliSat.Com    Subscribe   Permanent link to this installment in PoliSat.Com's Archives    Google-News list of recent updates    About author, Jim Wrenn.

George W. Bush awards Medals of Freedom to Tommy Franks, Paul Bremer and George Tenet for service in war on terror, in Afghanistan and in Iraq; He who dunks slams, slam-dunks.

            Some political observers seemed perplexed that today George W. Bush awarded Medals of Freedom to Ret. General Tommy Franks, Ambassador Paul Bremer and retired CIA Director George Tenet at a special White House ceremony.  However, Bush was quite eloquent in explaining his actions:  

            "This Medal of Freedom I'm hanging with thanks on Tommy for service as General Franks, whose troopers and tanks dispatched Saddam's ranks with speed that was swifter and faster than 'flank.'º¹  This Medal of Freedom I'm hanging on Bremer, for leaving employment where danger was slimmer to serve in Iraq where risks of attacks by killers made odds for his safety much slimmer.  To honor my Tenet, my chum, a Medal of Freedom I've hung on you 'cause you stood with me, so I should dunk slams of your promised slam-dunks.  Though critics perceive me as dumb, they're claiming I've tried by my dunk of slams against Tenet to make it his tenet that I not by him be debunked.  Like oxymoronic Orwellians, they claim I'm a "dumb" Machiavellian advancing with verve a Tenet I serve so memoirs of me are Boswellian."

Not only was Bush's statement eloquent, it was also quite poetic, which may be discerned by parsing the language into rhythm and rhyme:

Slam Dunk Dunks Slams.

This Medal of Freedom I'm hanging with thanks
on Tommy for service as General Franks,
whose troopers and tanks
dispatched Saddam's ranks
with speed that was swifter and faster than "flank."º¹ 

This Medal of Freedom I'm hanging on Bremer,
for leaving employment where danger was slimmer
to serve in Iraq
where risks of attacks
by killers made odds for his safety much slimmer.

To honor my Tenet, my chum,
a Medal of Freedom I've hung
on you 'cause you stood
with me, so I should
dunk slams of your promised slam-dunks.

Though critics perceive me as dumb,
they're claiming I've tried by my dunk
of slams against Tenet
to make it his tenet
that I not by him be debunked.

Like oxymoronic Orwellians,
they claim I'm a "dumb" Machiavellian
advancing with verve
a Tenet I serve
so memoirs of me are Boswellian.

Could the "dumb" George Bush be so Machiavellian rather than merely intensely loyal to those he believes to have had the best interests of the country at heart?  His critics oxymoronically believe the former rather than the latter.  Remember Occam's Razor?  If so, then you probably know the latter is more likely correct.  What would Tenet say?  What should Tenet say?

I need not Boswellian be
to rightly and truly concede
we honestly thunk
'twould be a slam-dunk
to find all those WMD's.

Nevertheless, one suspects that in Washington, where it is said that a "good friend stabs you in the chest," Tenet's memoirs may seek to characterize "slam dunk" as a full-court shot.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

 

º¹.According to Naval terminology, "flank speed" is "faster than full speed."

 

   

Dec. 13, 2004-- No installment today.

   

Dec. 12, 2004-- No installment today.

   

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Dec. 11, 2004 #01:  Political Satire/Commentary where satire is always commentary but commentary isn't always satire(but we're confident you'll know the difference)  Search PoliSat.Com Home  Tell a friend about PoliSat.Com    Subscribe   Permanent link to this installment in PoliSat.Com's Archives    Google-News list of recent updates    About author, Jim Wrenn.

Ted Kennedy blasts Donald Rumsfeld for delays in replacing or upgrading unarmored HumVees-- Gold-Plated Rhetoric, Gold-Plated Equipment, Gold-Plated Courage, Gold-Plated Leadership.

            In all armies in all wars, troops at the bottom of the chain of command experience the frustration of an inherent flaw in every chain of command-- complaints don't go up the chain with the same efficiency as orders go down it.  By scheduling a "town hall" meeting in Kuwait with troops at the bottom of the chain without imposing chain-of-command restrictions on questions, Rumsfeld afforded a real-- and public-- opportunity for complaints to reach the top even more efficiently than orders normally reach the bottom from the top.  He deserves commendation for doing so.

            So what if the soldier who asked the question expressing discontent over the rate at which the Department of Defense is adapting HumVee's (and other transport vehicles) to meet the unexpected scope of the need for lightly armored versions of such vehicles in Iraq?  That Rumsfeld was willing to entertain such question without reprisal against the one propounding it boosts rather than lowers the morale of our troops, who respect a leader willing to confront unpleasant, as well as pleasant, realities. 

            While the media focus almost exclusively on two aspects of Rumsfeld's answer (that "[y]ou go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you might want, or wish to have, at a later time" and that the Defense Department is procuring armored replacements and/or armor-upgrade kits for unarmored HumVees (and other transport vehicles) at the maximum practicable rate), the troops heard and understood the rest of his answer:  That with rare exceptions troops assigned to units with unarmored HumVees will be transported to their duty location in other vehicles, their unarmored HumVees will be transported to such locations on other vehicles, and that at duty locations, unarmored HumVees will be used to transport troops within areas less vulnerable to roadside bombs and small-arms attack.  [See additional sources in Footnote 01.] In one of those rare exceptions, members of a unit refused to transport needed supplies to other units via unarmored transport vehicles.  

            Did Rumsfeld's answer define such arrangements as "satisfactory"?  Of course not.  Instead, his answer describes such arrangements as the best that can be done until replacement and/or upgrading of unarmored vehicles is complete.  It's likely the overwhelming majority of troops understand the latter despite being understandably frustrated by amount of time likely to be required for completion of the task.

            Has further inquiry cast doubt on the accuracy of Rumsfeld's assertion that the replacement/reconfiguration process is proceeding as fast as possible?  Of course.  Some private companies have asserted that they could produce more replacements and/or armor-upgrade kits at a significantly (but not dramatically) higher rate.  Is it likely that this incident will produce some improvement in the process?  Of course.  The question that obviously arises, therefore, is whether this incident is a manifestation of Rumsfeld's lack of, or exercise of, leadership skills?  It's equally obvious that the answer is the latter rather than the former.  Most troops appreciate and respect a leader at or near the top of the chain of command affording them an opportunity to bring bottom-of-the-chain-of-command perceptions of serious problems directly to the top of the chain of command.  This is one of the factors that distinguishes the best leaders from good leaders.

            What about the sanctimonious finger-pointing by those critics of Rumsfeld who during peacetime would have characterized Pentagon specifications for a vehicle designed to replace the World War II jeep to be a vastly more costly armored vehicle rather than merely a vastly superior jeep?  Of course, the Pentagon did not propose an armored HumVee because they did not perceive it's primary use to be in military contexts presenting risks equivalent to those of urban combat.  Does anyone seriously doubt that if the Pentagon were to have proposed (years ago) that all military transport vehicles be armored, most, if not all, the same critics would have characterized such proposal as an example of the Pentagon's desire for "gold-plated" equipment?  Long before the current conflict, opponents of continual modernization and strengthening of the military made such "gold-plated" phrase their political battle cry.  My ears are deaf to their current Gold-Plated Rhetoric.  

            Although those now serving with Gold-Plated Valor may welcome the belated support of such critics, I doubt they feel resonance with the Gold-Plated Sanctimony with which such Gold-Plate Rhetoric is expressed by the likes of Sen. Ted Kennedy, who described the circumstances as "cruel and callous,"--  the same Ted Kennedy who viciously equated the harsh treatment of prisoners by U.S. guards at Abu Ghraib prison with the barbaric treatment of political prisoners at Abu Ghraib under Saddam Hussein.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com

º¹.Additional sources:  DOD-Dec. 8, 2004; DOD-Dec. 8, 2004 (more); DOD-Dec. 9, 2004.

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