Feb. 4, 2005--

Chris Matthews insults Byron Norwood's grief-stricken mother by opining that she collaborated with White House to "set up" being hugged at State of the Union address by an Iraqi woman, Mrs. al Suhail.

            Opponents of Dubya have thrust themselves into contests for crust between and amongst political monks-- the No-Ands, the Yes-Buts and Butts.  The No-Ands say "No" and much more in language to starkly deplore the motives of those whose views they oppose-- They're Boxer, and Teddy and Moore.  The Yes-Buts say "Yes" as a way to preface the "buts" they will say in language to addle in efforts to straddle the gulf between "ayes" and the "nays."  Of those who fire Yes-Buts' artillery-- a "yes" to fuse "but" words to pillory opponents with tar-- the leaders so far are Edwards and Kerry and Hillary.  Among those competing for crust, the third group comprises the Butts-- the folks who project the flaws they possess on others and thus show they're Butts.

            The lead to place first in this last group was taken by Hardball's Chris Matthews projecting his own self-servingness on a grief-stricken Momº¹ for a "thank you."  In comments by Chris to dissect the State of the Union address, he crassly opined the "Mom" had contrived with Bush for a hug from a guest.  Safia Taleb al Suhail, who suffered a sim'lar travail to that of the Mom in losing her son, with hugs let her thanks be unveiled.  Projecting his M.O. upon the heart of the grief-stricken Mom, he crassly implied the Mom had contrived with Bush for such "hug" for her son.

            This isn't the first time that Chris exuded the odor of fish by words to impugn the motives of who sings not from same page as Chris.  In cov'ring the VeePee debate, a claim Dick denied in debate was falsely described by Chris as a "lie" by splicing a Meet the Press tape.  Since news-links in time will decay, for text of the transcript displayed for you to digest, go here·º² where the text by PoliSat-Com is displayed.  In case you prefer the design of comments that nat'rually rhyme, read-on for this text repeated and set according to rhythm and rhyme.

The No-Ands, the Yes-Buts and Butts.

Opponents of Dubya have thrust
themselves into contests for crust
between and amongst
political monks--
the No-Ands, the Yes-Buts and Butts.

The No-Ands say "No" and much more
in language to starkly deplore
the motives of those
whose views they oppose--
They're Boxer, and Teddy and Moore.

The Yes-Buts say "Yes" as a way
to preface the "buts" they will say
in language to addle
in efforts to straddle
the gulf between "ayes" and the "nays."

Of those who fire Yes-Buts' artillery--
a "yes" to fuse "but" words to pillory
opponents with tar--
the leaders so far
are Edwards and Kerry and Hillary.

Among those competing for crust,
the third group comprises the Butts--
the folks who project
the flaws they possess
on others and thus show they're Butts.

The lead to place first in this last group
was taken by Hardball's Chris Matthews
projecting his own
self-servingness on
a grief-stricken Momº¹ for a "thank you."

In comments by Chris to dissect
the State of the Union address,
he crassly opined
the "Mom" had contrived
with Bush for a hug from a guest.

Safia Taleb al Suhail,
who suffered a sim'lar travail
to that of the Mom
in losing her son,
with hugs let her thanks be unveiled.

Projecting his M.O. upon
the heart of the grief-stricken Mom,
he crassly implied
the Mom had contrived
with Bush for such "hug" for her son.

This isn't the first time that Chris
exuded the odor of fish
by words to impugn
the motives of who
sings not from same page as Chris.

In cov'ring the VeePee debate,
a claim Dick denied in debate
was falsely described
by Chris as a "lie"
by splicing a Meet the Press tape.

Since news-links in time will decay,
for text of the transcript displayed
for you to digest,
go here·º² where the text
by PoliSat-Com is displayed.

            Having held Matthews in high esteem until he went on his blindly partisan, anti-NeoCon jihad, I am hopeful that at some point in the future he will reacquire sufficient astuteness and shed sufficient political blindness to remove himself from the group of Butts.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com

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Footnotes

   
º¹·In response to a letter from Janet and William Norwood, whose 25-year-old Marine son was killed by a sniper in the operation remove terrorists from Fallujah, Iraq, Bush invited them to attend the State of the Union speech on Feb. 2, 2005, to enable him to honor them for their sacrifice.  He also invited Safia Taleb al Suhail, an Iraqi woman active in the movement for democracy in Iraq whose father had been murdered by Saddam Hussein's secret police.  After Bush had recognized Safia Taleb al Suhail, he recognized the Norwoods.  During the applause to honor the Norwoods for their sacrifice, al Suhail turned and reached-up to hug Mrs. Norwood.  Afterward, Chris Matthews opined that rather than being spontaneous hub had been "set up" by the White House by agreement between the two women.  It's a free country, which means Matthews is free to show himself to be a Butt.  Which news commentator will be next to try to out-do Matthews by trying to limbo even lower under the bar of decency  than Matthews?  
   

º²·Go to http://PoliSat.Com/ChrisMatthewsAndBrianWilliamsSlanderCheney.htm.  It evinces a mind-set Rather similar to that of CBS's 60-Minutes de-facto campaign-ads against Bush. 

 

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