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Feb. 2, 2005--
Ted
Kennedy's view of Interrogation 102 as "torture" at Gitmo using beautiful female
interrogators in thongs for interrogating detainees.
Recently, a book alleges that use of beautiful females in thongs as interrogators at Gitmo as a form of psychological warfare against al Qaeda detainees constitutes "torture." What would Ted Kennedy say? Though Ted claims there's "torture" at Gitmo abusing Islamic libidos, it features what Teddy enjoys: gals in teddies in conduct arousing libidos. So, what's for his claim the main prong? Interrogatees treated "wrong" by being required-- while bound-- to admire interrogators wearing thongs.
On hearing such news about Gitmo, to Gitmo al Qaedas in speedos will come from redoubts, break-in 'stead of out, and seek-out erotic placebos. They'll claim on arrival at Gitmo possession of terrorist info in hopes they will be interrogatees of Desperate Housewives at Gitmo. It's thanks to those patriot "wives" that Rumsfeld's enhanced and revised the "girl-card" campaign for washing the brains of horny al Qaedas with eyes.
Those "cards" displayed pictures to further the goal of increasing deserters from terrorists' ranks with feminine Yanks in poses as "girlies" in burkas. 'Twas Fall of Two-Thousand-and-Two when "girlies in burkas" debuted, on which satire done by PoliSat-Com is here º¹ in the Archives of views. The new "cards" are I-Pod placebos to lure more al Qaeda to Gitmo with hopes they will be interrogatees of Desperate Housewives at Gitmo.
Interrogation 102.
Though
Ted claims there's "torture" at Gitmo
abusing Islamic libidos,
it features what Teddy
enjoys: gals in teddies
in conduct arousing libidos.
So,
what's for his claim the main prong?
Interrogatees treated "wrong"
by being required--
while bound-- to admire
interrogators wearing thongs.
On
hearing such news about Gitmo,
to Gitmo al Qaedas in speedos
will come from redoubts,
break-in 'stead of out,
and seek-out erotic placebos.
They'll
claim on arrival at Gitmo
possession of terrorist info
in hopes they will be
interrogatees
of Desperate Housewives at Gitmo.
It's
thanks to those patriot "wives"
that Rumsfeld's enhanced and revised
the "girl-card" campaign
for washing the brains
of horny al Qaedas with eyes.
Those
"cards" displayed pictures to further
the goal of increasing deserters
from terrorists' ranks
with feminine Yanks
in poses as "girlies" in burkas.
'Twas
Fall of Two-Thousand-and-Two
when "girlies in burkas" debuted,
on which satire done
by PoliSat-Com
is here º¹
in the Archives of views.
The
new "cards" are I-Pod placebos
to lure more al Qaeda to Gitmo
with hopes they will be
interrogatees
of Desperate Housewives at Gitmo.
Finally, in case you missed it, here's the "Interrogation 101" animation (click image at
the right) and here's the
link to the May 18, 2004, installment which "Interrogation 101"
illustrates. Apparently, Ted Kennedy wants interrogation of terrorists to be limited to the
kinds of respectful, subservient questioning he undoubtedly received in 1969. To accord
terrorists at Gitmo the same treatment Teddy received would require the Department of Defense to
construct a political-consulting compound as an intermediate destination for captured terrorists en
route to Gitmo to enable them to get advice from political experts (such as Ramsay Clark) before
being processed into Gitmo for interrogation.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
º¹·To view PoliSat.Com's page for "Al Qaeda Trading Cards" click here.
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