BBC
Objectivism: The world knows our name, BBC,
Our goal for our news is to be
objectivist scholars
rejecting the collars
of Yankee subjectivists' pleas.
Rejecting subjectivists' claims
describing the toppled Hussein
as former "dictator,"
we scoff at his haters
with "president" hooked to his name.
Other groups are equally delighted. MoveOn lauded the BBC's decision to describe George W. Bush as "the U.S. President receiving fewer votes than Al Gore." Residents of Camelot likewise applauded the decision of the BBC's Division of Archive Neutrality to reject a historian's proposal for describing John F. Kennedy as the "President receiving more votes than Nixon as a result of Nixon's decision not to challenge the fraudulent votes in Illinois that tipped the election to Kennedy by a hair." The normally quite reserved Mayor of London held a press conference to applaud the BBC's decision to describe Tony Blair as a "British leader favoring removal of presidents of countries elected by 100% of the voters." Leaders of Hamas broke into tears of joy upon learning the BBC will describe Hamas as a "Palestinian organization providing charitable assistance to victims of Israeli occupation."
