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The GoreDean Knot ties Hillary's Plot.
It's Billary's Hillary Clinton v Gore's Howard Dean, his invention.·
(Get ready to ruuummmmbbbbllllleee!)
When Gore's joined with Dean it's a diphthong¹:
A GoreDeeun² Knot for this sing-song
when hereafter seen
you'll know what I mean:
when Gore's hooked to Dean they're a diphthong.
Though some think it's etymological,
to experts it's etiological--
A GoreDean Knot
politic'ly clots
with hard'ning that ideological.
I'm Hillary needing to neuter
the value of frontrunner "futures"
like GoreDean Knots
restraining my plot
for shorting conventioning futures.
And so I'm obliged to opine
the Dean coronation designed
to keep him ahead
is wrong 'cause his head
can't fit in the crown that is mine.
I'm Billary, husband of Hillary,
with orders from Hill'ry to pillory
the ingrate named Gore
we raised from the floor
despite his imbued imbecility.
In tying his GoreDean Knot.
Al Gore has revealed he is not
as dumb as I thought
because he has wrought
a knot in my Hillary's plot. ·
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¹·For those who may have forgotten, go here for the meaning of a diphthong.
²·GoreDeeun represents the pronunciation of GoreDean with the "ea" as a diphthong.
Inspired by: Hillary cautioning Democrats against treating Gore's endorsement of Dean as a "coronation"; It's Billary's Hillary Clinton v Gore's Howard Dean, his invention. --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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