Says Clark he's envisioned a war-winning mission
(inspired by Madonna's Political Sauna)...·
I'm Clark with a plan that will win
the war Bush was wrong to begin.
I'll lead expeditions
with new ammunition
negating their will to defend.
My new blind ambition conditioned
my mind to envision the mission:
As new ammunition,
I'm cloning a million
Madonnas as Blond Ammunition.
You wonder what made me envision
the weapon of Blond Ammunition.
Attending Madonna's
political saunas
exposed me to Blond Ammunition.
Replacing our spies undercover,
the clones of Madonna will smother
the will to resist
of Baathists we've missed
by showing their "secrets" uncovered.
Though combat for gals we abhor,
Madonna assured me we'd score
a vict'ry quite soon
by sending platoons
of Women Undressed Against War.·
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Inspired by news reports that Wesley Clark met with Madonna for "advice" on campaigning for the presidential nomination for 2004 and for ending the war in Iraq. Blind Ambition meeting Blond Ambition led Wes to envision Blond Ammunition illustrated by Madonna and implemented last year on a hill somewhere in Southern California by a bunch of women "undressing against war" and lying in a pattern to spell "No War." --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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