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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Rush Limbaugh.
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 Oct.10, 2003:  PoliSat.Com's Political Satire/ Commentary   Daily Update # 01·· ™©·2003 ··

If Rush had used all of his brain, a cure he'd have found for his pain... 

When Limbaugh announced his admission
proclaiming he suffers addiction
to painkilling pills,
excuses were nil--
Instead, he expressed his contrition.

Since Rush used Satirical Dopplers
for mocking the folly of others,
he will, I expect,
contritely accept
the humor in PoliSat's Dopplers.

He should've known how to refrain
from drugs as a cure to his pain
Instead of a pill,
he should've let Bill
be surrogate feeling his pain.
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Having experienced unrelenting spinal-nerve pain more severe than that of a dentist drilling on a raw nerve (which I have also experienced) until back surgery, which, fortunately for me, successfully ended the pain, I can readily sympathize with one who succumbed illegal means to obtain pain relief not otherwise available.  --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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 Oct.2, 2003:  PoliSat.Com's Political Satire/ Commentary  Daily Update # 01·· ™©·2003 ··
The roaring of Rush at the rushing of roars... 
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Dear Rush, though I'm certain you're not
a bigot, it seems you forgot
in sports many fans
take pride in a man
succeeding at what they cannot.

So what if a fan or observer
exhibits unusual fervor
to favor a player
as prejudice slayer
succeeding as bigotry curber?

Though bigots of patronization
deserve, I agree, condemnation,
your words ran afoul
of "harmless-- no foul"
and spoke undeserved condemnation.

Instead of contending the roar
shows not that your judgment was poor
but proves you were right,
you should be contrite
for judgment exceedingly poor.
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Inspired by the understandable uproar in response to Rush Limbaugh's comments impugning the motives of commentators in lauding McNabb by characterizing them as manifestations of the bigotry of patronization.  Purporting to find bigotry in the harmless favoritism exhibited by sports fans and commentators trivializes one's credibility in exposing instances of real bigotry in the form of patronization or in its many other forms.  --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com.·
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r20011009-01.
The Left thinks Nirvana is nearing 'cause Limbaugh is losing his hearing.

    We often hear Leftists insisting
    it's insight that Limbaugh is missing,
    but that is because
    the Left is a cause
    for folks who just hear without listening.

    The Left thinks Nirvana is nearing 
    'cause Limbaugh is losing his hearing,
    but they'll think it's hell
    when he show how well
    he listens despite lack of hearing.

Inspired by Limbaugh's announcement on 10-08-01 that he's becoming totally deaf.

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