PoliSat Rhymes about Paula Jones (Political Satire at PoliSat.Com TM ©)

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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Paula Jones.
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Paula's new nose and spread-eagle pose (limerick 20001007-01)
    We hear Paula's now fixed her nose
    and now says that Bill's need for blows
    was not a bad thing
    and that the right wing
    had forced her to cause him such woes.
    To end all her no-money woes,
    she's now glad to take-off her clothes,
    'cause Penthouse will pay
    for rights to display
    a quite-tasteful spread-eagle pose.
© 2000 --Inspired by New York Daily News on-line story on 10-07-00 stating that Paula Jones agreed to pose naked for Penthouse and to say the "right wing" made her cause Clinton such woes. ..

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