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PoliSat
Rhymes about...
Bill Bradley.
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The
"Debate" Debate Between
Elbow Bradley & Alpha
Gore on "Meet the Press"
(To the tune of I
can do anything better than you.)
I think your ads are much meaner
than mine are !
Oh, no, it's yours that are
meaner than mine !
No, they're not ! Yes,
they are ! No, they're not !
Yes, they are ! Yes, they
are ! Yes, they are !
I think your ads are much meaner than mine are !
Oh, no, it's yours that are
meaner than mine !
No, they're not ! Yes,
they are ! No, they're not !
Yes, they are ! Yes, they
are ! Yes, they are !
© 1999
Bradley/Gore
Debate--Dueling
Promises
I can do anything you can do better,
I can do anything better than you.
I'll have the gov'ment grant all voters' wishes,
I'll promise more to all voters than you.
No, you can't ! Yes,
I can ! No, you can't !
Yes, I can ! Yes, I can !
Yes I can !
I'll make sure no one must
sneeze without tissues;
No one should have to have snot on his face
I'll have the gov'ment prevent constipation;
I'll make sure no one has strain on his face
No, you can't ! Yes,
I can ! No, you can't !
Yes, I can ! Yes, I can !
Yes I can !
I'll have a program to stop
runny noses,
this will give parents more quality time
I'll give protection from all of life's bruises,
I'll make sure there are no mountains to climb.
No, you can't ! Yes,
I can ! No, you can't !
Yes, I can ! Yes, I can !
Yes I can !
I'll make sure no one gridlocked
in traffic,
Going to work should be fun, not a chore
I've just invented a fix for that problem,
I'll call them bikes, an invention by Gore
No, you can't ! Yes,
I can ! No, you can't !
Yes, I can ! Yes, I can !
Yes I can !
© 1999
Bradley/McCain debate in NH (du 1999-12-16)
We talk campaign finance reform
as if you were yesterday born.
We'll stop the pacs
and let bureaucrats
say who can say what and to whom.
© 1999
The Bradley Refrain: Stop Trashing My
Name
(du 1999-12-03)
Bill Bradley says "Oh, what a shame
that Gore
is besmirching my name."
"It just isn't fair
to say I don't care,
as if I were Bush or
McCain"
© 1999.
Retroactive Health Care
(du19991118)
A pregnant supporter
of mine
demanded more post-partum time.
She said-- in a phrase
--
she needed two days --
to make her child-bearing sublime.
I knew HMO's were unkind
but this was much more like a crime,
and so two years later
as her legislator
I made things work backwards in time.
I crafted a law with
great care
that said HMO's were unfair,
and that is the way
that
I saved the day
with my retroactive health care.
©
1999-- Inspired by
Bradley campaign commercial featuring a female
supporter crediting Bradley's legislation for helping her get better care during
her pregnancy, which, inexplicably, occurred before Bradley proposed the
legislation praised by that woman in the commercial.
The Tobacco War-- Where
there's smoke, there's fire
Alpha Gore attacks Bill Bradley's Joe Camel
While he masquerades as old Dollar Bill,
his buddy, Joe Camel, is filling his till
So I, Alpha Gore,
remind you once more:
"Tobacco's an evil that kills" © 1999
Then...
Dollar
Bill attacks Alpha Gore's Marlboro Man
(du19991117)
We know that Gore's trying
as hard as he can
to make folks perceive him as Alpha-Male Man
He swore-off tobacco
and said it's a "No-No,"
then picked as his trail-boss the Marlboro Man
© 1999-- Inspired
by Gore's hiring of a former cigarette-company
representative to work in his campaign.
Robert
Reich Endorses Bradley-- Becomes "Mini-Bill"
My real name, you know, is Bob Reich,
and short I may be, but I'm nice.
and I'm telling you
I'll give support to
the one who is double my height.
I know it may make Al Gore ill,
but I must support Dollar Bill
I know how to shoot
the political hoops.
My name will become "Mini-Bill."
© 1999
Farding*
for Ethanol
In getting my fame
I played in the lane
but now
claim to be outsider.
When Clinton made shame a part of his fame
I just couldn't call
for his ouster.
Don't
blame me for that-- I had to stand pat--
I couldn't oppose my own party.
I've
thrown in my hat, so trust me for that
and don't think that I am still farding.
When I represented those oil comp'ny interests
as Senator
from New Jersey,
I knew ethanol was only a foil
to subsidize Iowa aggies.
But as I
campaigned for votes once again
in corn fields so dear to my heart,
I soon saw
the light and decided I might
support ethanol by my fard.
© 1999. *Not
a typo. Look it up.
