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Archives for November, 2001 (updates are in reverse chronological order).
November 30, 2001--PoliSat.Com's Political Satire Daily Update 20011130-01 ™© 2001.
Will safety-first czars ban cell-phones in cars?.
The cell-phone Gestapo was striving
to ban use of cell-phones while driving
by claiming such use
set dangers a-loose
that caused so much mayhem and dying.
At first all the experts agreed
on what the solution should be:
imposing a ban
on phones held in hands
but not those for talking hands-free.
So cell-talkers spent lots of dough
for talking hands-free on the go,
and talking increased
by drivers on streets,
but accident rates did not slow.
So now will those cell-phone complainers
admit what we knew as no-brainers,
since new studies show
what common-sense knows:
To talk while one drives is the danger.
So now we tell those who persist
in clamor for life without risk:
"Whenever you drive,
keep others alive
by driving with tape on your lips."
Inspired by November 29, 2001, Washington Times editorial explaining recent studies showing that conversing while driving, rather than merely conversing by cell phone, is the distracting factor previously associated by "experts" with cell-phone-talking while driving. Direct URL for this Daily Update: .http://polisat.com/du2001/du011130.htm#20011130-01.
November 29, 2001--PoliSat.Com's Political Satire Daily Update 20011129-01 ™© 2001.
The alien war-crime apothecaries do not deserve civil constabularies.
George Dubya's for trials by our military
in lieu of our civil constabularies
for aliens found
afoot on our ground
to operate war-crime apothecaries.
Pat Leahy proclaims he is wary
of such trials for crim'nal war-faring.
Perhaps he'd prefer
to grant saboteurs
the Fifth to not sing like canaries.
Inspired by objections to Dubya's plan for military tribunals to try aliens involved in criminal forms of warfare disqualifying them from even the full range of rights accorded prisons of war in lawful warfare under the Geneva Conventions. Direct URL for this Daily Update: .http://polisat.com/du2001/du011130.htm#20011129-01.
November 28, 2001--PoliSat.Com's Political Satire Daily Update 20011128-01 ™© 2001.
(To rhyme, talk like old British fossils: Say "castle" as we would say "jostle.")
In Maryland, smokers are jostled for smoking alone in their castles.
'Though smokers thought homes were their castles,
in Maryland soon they'll be jostled,
when neighbors opine
their noses can find
some traces of smoke in their nostrils.
Of course, you might laud this meiosis:
"Give smoking this legal necrosis!"
But watch what you eat,
'cause odor police
will next tackle bad halitosis.
This daily-update 20011128-01 was inspired by 11-27-01 news reports about an ordinance proposed in Montgomery County, Maryland, to allow the fining of smokers for smoking in their own homes upon complaints by a neighbor claiming the ability to smell such smoke. Direct URL for this Daily Update: .http://polisat.com/du2001/du011130.htm#20011128-01.
See "meiosis" at http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=meiosis; see "necrosis" at http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=necrosis.
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