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Ain't No Way to Hide Those Clinton Eyes*.
If you'll be patient, you'll soon be able to look me in the eyes 
and know I'm telling the truth as my disbarment defense:   .

    To counter disbarment proceedings, 
    I learned from the gene-mapping treatise
    that my genes present 
    a brand-new defense:  
    the lies were all told by my penis.** PoliSat.Com © 2000


To hear Clinton's most memorable speech, click here for "wav" audio or here for MP3 audio.

 **Inspired by recent developments in gene-mapping, legislative proposals against genetic-based discrimination, and the latest scientific/genetic revelations in Joe Eszterhas' book, American Rhapsody, which, in its final chapter, reveals that Clinton has a "talking penis" (for which Bill Maher serves as the voice in the audio version).  To find this limerick as originally published, click here to go to PoliSat.Com's Archives for June 30, 2000.

 *A song parody, Ain't No Way to Hide Those Clinton Eyes, is in production for release soon.