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To
negate once and for all the right-wing claims that the Democratic Leadership is undermining our
troops' morale and their efforts in Iraq, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi provide conclusive proof--
backed up by video-- that to remedy President George Bush's failures properly equip our troops,
they're providing "extra backpacks" support for our troops in their uphill battle in
Iraq. In a joint news conference announcing their actions to provide such support,
Majority Leader Reid and Speaker Pelosi read two of the countless letters of thanks they've received
from troops in Iraq.
A
telegram from one of our marines, who signed simply "Semper Fi" (as is the custom of
marines), said:
To
Majority Leader Reid and Speaker Pelosi. STOP.
Re
your providing extra backpack support STOP.
For
our uphill battle in Iraq, for our thanks STOP.
Running
out of breath, now, so, for thanks from me STOP.
STOP
STOP STOP STOP STOP
An
email from an Army Ranger said:
To
Majority Leader Reid and Speaker Pelosi:
The
extra-backpacks support you're providing for those of us engaged in uphill battles in Iraq appear
have the greatest value in preventing us from making the tactical fog-of-war mistake of rushing
up-hill too fast. We are testing your theory that when the enemy at the top of the hill sees
us advancing up the hill more slowly and methodically, they will exhaust themselves running
down-hill towards us and that the extra backpacks will enable us to defeat them. However,
having noticed that the extra backpacks come equipped with two sets of legs making them capable of
self-locomotion, I think they could be used more effectively if they could (or would) self-locomote
ahead of us during uphill battles.
Sincerely,
Cpl.
Schudda Eufaise.
Perhaps
most poignant, however, was what is clearly "constructive criticism" by regular-mail
letter from a Navy Seal:
To
Majority Leader Reid and Speaker Pelosi:
I
assume that in providing extra-backpacks support to the Marines and Army, you didn't intend to
overlook those of use who serve as Navy Seals. Therefore, I think it's incumbent upon me to
let you know that the main problem with the extra-backpack support is that it just doesn't float.
Sincerely,
Lt.
Cmdr. Weashu Wurhear.
After
reading those letters, Leader Reid and Speaker Pelosi said, "Unlike Bush, who seems eager to
claim success for his 'surge' strategy despite it's obvious failure, we're proud to say that in
every instance in which we've provided "extra backpacks support" for the troops, our doing
so has advanced our goal." "Hear, hear," said John Murtha.
"Here, here," said Ted Kennedy. (continued below)
The
press spokespersons for several of the Democratic candidates for the 2008 Democratic nomination for
President issued press-releases in response to the Reid/Pelosi extra-backpacks support for the
troops: Barak Obama's campaign spokesperson said, "We need to explore the idea of whether
such extra-backpacks support should also become standard issue for first-responders, such as police,
firemen and SWAT-team members." Senator Clinton's campaign said she thinks "extra
frontpacks would have been more helpful." Joe Biden succinctly said said extra-backpacks
are "okay" as long as they're "clean and crisp." Dennis Kucinich said,
"I was an extra-backpack supporter long before any of the other candidates."
Tony
Snow, having just returned to work following cancer treatment, said, "President Bush agrees
with the email from the Army Ranger and the 'constructive criticism' offered by the Navy Seal.
Vice President Cheney said the observations by the Navy Seal were "slam-dunk correct."
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