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Video
of test-run of "Bi-Partisan Surge" (code-named "DonkRhino Surge") as alternative
to Bush's surge in Iraq is leaked to PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief for internet
broadcast.·
In a Surge of Bi-Partisanship on the question of how to respond to President Bush's plan to
"surge" an additional 21,000 troops into Iraq, most Democrats and a few anti-surge
Republicans joined forces to forge a specific Bi-Partisan Plan regarding any
"surge" in Iraq. Being wise, Bi-Partisan Thinkers, the group decided to test the
plan before publicly announcing it. Although they're still trying to work out some minor
details and unexpected flaws and thus have not yet released it, PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau
Drawer Chief managed to obtain an exclusive copy of a video of the bi-partisan group's first test of
its plan. The video is entitled, "DonkRhino Surge in Iraq." Copies of the
video for a variety of size/connection-speed configurations are identified on this page for in-page
viewing, and links for stand-alone viewing are in the lower portion of the left-hand column.
Perhaps the most surprising thing about the initial test of the Bi-Partisan Plan is the manner and
speed of its planned execution. This is most vividly illustrated by the above-described video
of the first test-run. Ted Kennedy expressed major reservations about the plan on the ground
that it's execution would not be fast enough. On the other hand, Chuch Hagel expressed shock
and surprise at the speed of execution of the plan as well as it's results. Regarding the
results, he said, "There must be something wrong with the test because I would have expected
better results." Another member of the Bi-Partisan Group, Dick Durbin, said,
"We still need to get a few bugs out in order to get the result we're sure would follow from
implementation of the plan, but at least the plan is the opposite of what Hitler would have
done." Echoing those sentiments, Kennedy said, "Hear, Hear" (or is it 'Here,Here'
or 'Here, There' or 'There, There'? Or maybe it's "amen"-- no, that can't be right
either; maybe it's "omen" or "obama" or "osama.") When
Kennedy finished speaking, Sen. Olympia Snowe said, "Most people don't know I'm Dukakis in a
Skirt." When Sen. Susan Collins of Maine, said, "Excuse me, I've got to go the
bathroom," Sen. Carl Levin said, "Every time I hear you expressing yourself on anything,
it sounds like that's what you need to do." Seeing Sen. Voinovich standing nearby wiping
tears from his eyes, Levin said to him, "And and the same applies to you." Voinovich
replied, "I may be a crybaby, but at least I don't use such a fake-looking
comb-over."
Trying to bring the group back to order, Hagel said, "Look, folks, we've got to quickly get the
bugs out of this plan." "Yeah," echoed John Kerry, because if we don't, Bush
might 'win' in Iraq before he 'loses.'" (scroll-down for more below)
Somehow, Kennedy learned that PoliSat.Com had obtained the video from an anonymous source in the
Senate Bi-Partisan Group, so he contacted PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief to demand
that it not be released. Said Kennedy, "Who do you think you are? The New York
Times?"
Editor's
Note: If demand-volume is preventing you from viewing the video now (or causing it
to load too slowly), please try again later. We're working to increase bandwidth.-- Jim Wrenn,
Editor@PoliSat.Com.
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Editor's
Note re above: I expect to soon make "DonkRhino Surge in Iraq" available in CD/DVD
form and/or for licensed downloading. If you're interested, check back here. --Jim
Wrenn, Editor.
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