Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
February 1, 2008-- (updated with minor revisions/corrections February 2,
While a Charlotte
Observer columnist swoons over what he calls "the essence of Hillary," a new
video (see video on right) bearing that phrase as its title adapts Reagan's "Morning in America"
"Morning After in America" following a "one term stand" with Hillary Clinton
reprising America's two-term stand with Bill Clinton. It conveys the "essence of
Hillary" as effectively as another video conveys the "essence of Al Gore" (below
right) suggesting that perhaps she should select Al Gore as her running mate instead of Obama, which
most experts expect her to do notwithstanding the currently apparent animosity between the Barack
and Hillary campaigns.
As excerpts from her (and Bill's) "Dueling Memoirs"
or smaller & YouTube versions here)
in 2001 reveal, she really expected to run in 2004 and expected to handily defeat Al Gore in
order to do so. But the Iraq war intervened and she seemed to prefer to let John Kerry be the
sacrificial lamb in 2004 so she could be best positioned to run in 2008, but now, this new video of
Hillary coupled with the "essence of Gore" video shows Hillary and Al would be ideal
running mates in 2008. In fact, the two of them together would also be ideal for the
climate-change issue. As the "Glacier," she could would be more effective than
"carbon offsets" in countering the warming of the atmosphere likely to be caused by Gore
continuing to give speeches, even though George
Bush recently exhibited a determined effort to help Gore stop Global Warming.
Other scientists fear that the effects of "The Glacier" would drive the Earth into another
Ice Age long before hot air emitted by Gore could drive Earth into Global Warming.
Other experts doubt that Gore would be amenable to being Hillary's running mate for several
reasons: First of all, he's having too much fun being the leader of the New Age Religion known
as "Anthropomorphic Global Warming"; Second, he's enjoying the spotlight of being featured
in the "Super
Bowl Gore Mobile Ad" showcasing his latest invention (best/largest here;
smaller & YouTube versions here), the "Gore Mobile ("GoreMobile");
Third, he would not want what everyone recognizes to be the "essence of Gore" (see video
to the right) overshadowed by the "essence of Hillary." Yet another video about
the 2008 Super Bowl Half-Time-- best/largest here;
smaller & YouTube versions here)
ends with a revelation making it clear that the true
"essence of Hillary" is virtually identical to what has long been thought to be the
"essence of Gore." This has led scientists to speculate that rather than this
startling similarity being indicative of Hillary and Al having been "separated at birth"
they were "separated at creation," but then that leads to the raging debate over
"creation science" versus "evolution."
In a related story, many Republicans expressed dismay when Rudy Giuliani joined John McCain and
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Deacons in the New Age Religion of "Anthropomorphic Global
Warming" and eagerly endorsed the moral and scientific certitude revealed by the "Da
Gorgle Code," which was the prequel to Al Gore's movie, "Inconvenient
Truth." In an effort to distract attention from these issues, McCain stressed his
new plan for combating illegal immigration, which, he said, would be modeled on the plan
first described by Chris Muir.
Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com.
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