Super Bowl ads on Global Warming provide half-time debut for "GoreMobile" invented by Al
Gore to "end dependence on fossil fuels," but experts doubt Patriots and Giants fans will
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
January 27, 2008--
2008 Super Bowl ads on Global Warming provide half-time debut for the "GoreMobile"
invented by Al Gore to "end dependence on fossil fuels." While the collective
professoriate engage in self-congratulatory self-description of an academic consortium as
the "super bowl" of "scientific" knowledge on "global warming," people
with better sense mock the global-warming theology paraded by academia as scientific
The absence of severe hurricanes in the 2006 and 2007 seasons following dire
predictions in 2005 in the immediate wake of Hurricane Katrina by "experts" on
"global warming" that Katrina was the "first" of what would become a plague of
super-hurricanes "caused" by "global warming" has led people misled by such
claims to now recognize such assertions by such "experts" as expressions of theology
rather than scientific knowledge. In contrast, such absence of severe hurricanes in
2006 and 2007 has prompted
"experts" on "global warming" to now claim (with straight
faces and without apology) that the "scientific" evidence now shows that
"global warming" actually reduces the risks of such super-hurricanes. Except in the
field of global-warming theology, this is called "heads we win, tails you lose."
Undaunted by the facts, Al Gore is forging ahead with his latest
invention, the "GoreMobile," as a way to "end our dependence on fossil
fuels." Gore emphasizes that the basis upon which he acquired the insights into designing
the revolutionary vehicle was that he had done what no one else had been able to do: He broke
the "code" of Global Warming. When PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer
Chief asked Gore to explain "the code" and how he "broke it," Gore urged him to
watch documentary about it which he produced as a "prequel" to "Inconvenient
Truth." He said the documentary, "Da Gorgle Code" is now available in video
form with the best-quality, embeddable version in wmv
format here and a lesser-quality version in YouTube's
format here. Meanwhile, a group of scientists in Iceland are expressing
concerns about what is the "deepest
freeze in Iceland" in a decade, and a prominent
Russian scientist says the evidence shows Earth to be on the verge of a global cooling period.
The "global warming" controversy reminds those of us familiar with history that in the
early 1970's the environmental "experts" were predicting the approach of a new "ice
age" as well as the exhaustion of the world's entire reserves of oil well before the year
2000. Adding to the irony is the fact that the current "global warming" experts are
utterly unable to explain the incredible coincidence that the climate of Mars is also
"warming." As the now-deceased Mr. Rogers would have said, "Can you say
'Increases in solar radiation'?"
How are Patriots and Giants fans likely to react to Super Bowl ads promoting Gore's "global
warming" theology? Most experts think they'll be far more interested in beer commercials
or on-line programming designed to lure Super Bowl viewers away from the "official"
half-time. However, other experts think most viewers will watch the "official"
half-time even though they may have to endure watching political commercials because at least two
"political" commercials parodying "GEICO" commercials were quite popular in
2007-- probably because both of them featured Sharon Stone appearing (in her normally riské
fashion) with Hillary Clinton. News-archive links to those two Sharon Stone/Hillary Clinton
videos are here
Some pundits think this year's Super Bowl viewers will be far more enthralled with one of Hillary's
videos for the 2008 game, which will feature a "naked-silhouette
spinning-Hillary" performance moderated by Bill Clinton. Some pundits think
Barack Obama's overwhelming victory over Hillary in the January 26, 2008, South Carolina primary
despite (or perhaps because of) Bill Clinton's conduct in campaigning for Hillary may cause Hillary
to stop "knocking" Barack, but other experts say the evidence is overwhelming that they
continue "knocking" each other.
Wrenn, Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
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