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Aug. 1, 2005--
Al Gore TV debuts tonight as Current TV; Gore says network will focus on non-political fare such as how Bush "betrayed our country" and how he's destroying Earth; Google Gargles Gorgle.
Al Gore TV debuts tonight as "Current
TV." Gore says his network will focus on
non-political fare such as how Bush "betrayed our country" and how Bush is
"destroying the planet." Collaborating with the Gore TV is the popular
search-engine, Google-- soon to become known as "Gorgle"-- to periodically display on Gore
TV whatever the GoogleBots' algorithms (AlGore Rhythms) determine to be the "news" items
of greatest interest among viewers of Gore TV and those who surf the internet through Google
Gargling Gorgle.
As proof of Google's objectivity in designing AlGoreRythms to search all news sources and then
select the ones to be displayed as Current News updates on Current TV, Gore cited the Google Current
News logo (a replicaşı
of which appears to the left of this text), which objectively describes Operation Iraqi Freedom as
"Occupation of Iraq." Gore stressed that this Google Current News feature will be
"upbeat." The GoogleBots will keep the content in synch with the progressive beat of
AlGoreRythyms.
Gore predicted that "right-wing fanatics will attempt to mischaracterize our new network as a media organ for the leftist choir, but the broad range of well-known centrist activists and organizations such as Gorge Soros, NotInOurName, America Coming Together, MoveOn.Org, Al Franken, and the many intellectual heavyweights in Hollywood supporting our efforts belie that smear."
şı·To protect against "link decay" and/or subsequent revision of the logo and to preserve for posterity the content of such logo on the debut of Current TV on August 1, 2005, PoliSat.Com preserved this exact copy of the logo as it appeared today.
--Jim
Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
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By the way, use the logo and link for "Take Back the Memorial" (right) for information about how you can support the effort to "Take Back" the 9-11 Memorial from the politically-correct crowd now planning to overshadow the Memorial with a "museum" chronicling the sins of America as though they were relevant to the current war against the medieval, totalitarian, perverted version of Islam being peddled by al Qaeda et al.
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