Announces Founding of GRAARP better known as Geezers Repudiating AARP;
Herman Cain tours America for private enterprise and Social Security Reform.
PoliSat.Com announces the founding of GRAARP
comprised of Geezers Repudiating
Aging Americans Ravaging
Posterity better known as "Geezers
Repudiating AARP" or
Jim Wrenn, Editor of PoliSat.Com and founder of GRAARP, will serve as the Washington Bureau Drawer
Chief for GRAARP. According
to reporters attending GRAARP's inaugural press conference, Wrenn went on the record to anonymously
announce that he expects AARP to respond with a counter-campaign
code-named "CAARP," which stands for Counter-Attack
Against Retirement Progress.
More serious efforts to expose the agenda of Aging Americans
Ravaging Posterity are being
exerted by a number of private-enterprise luminaries such as Herman Cain in his commentaries,
and his current tour
of America. While Cain is raising Cain, AARP is CAARPing, but anagram experts
say that such the "CAARPing" campaign is indistinguishable from CRAAPing.
To assist those who still pay dues to AARP but need help to kick the habit, GRAARP has developed a
"Twelve Step Program." Step One: Stop paying dues to AARP. Steps Two
through Twelve-- See Step One.
Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.-- A geezer proud to be a
non-member of AARP and the Founder of GRAARP.
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