PoliSat.Com Announces Founding of GRAARP better known as Geezers Repudiating AARP; Herman Cain tours America for private enterprise and Social Security Reform.

May 12, 2005--

PoliSat.Com Announces Founding of GRAARP better known as Geezers Repudiating AARP; Herman Cain tours America for private enterprise and Social Security Reform.

PoliSat.Com announces the founding of GRAARP comprised of Geezers Repudiating Aging Americans Ravaging Posterity better known as "Geezers Repudiating AARP" or simply "GRAARP." Jim Wrenn, Editor of PoliSat.Com and founder of GRAARP, will serve as the Washington Bureau Drawer Chief for GRAARP. According to reporters attending GRAARP's inaugural press conference, Wrenn went on the record to anonymously announce that he expects AARP to respond with a counter-campaign code-named "CAARP," which stands for Counter-Attack Against Retirement Progress.

More serious efforts to expose the agenda of Aging Americans Ravaging Posterity are being exerted by a number of private-enterprise luminaries such as Herman Cain in his commentaries, his activism, and his current tour of America. While Cain is raising Cain, AARP is CAARPing, but anagram experts say that such the "CAARPing" campaign is indistinguishable from CRAAPing.

To assist those who still pay dues to AARP but need help to kick the habit, GRAARP has developed a "Twelve Step Program." Step One: Stop paying dues to AARP. Steps Two through Twelve-- See Step One.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.-- A geezer proud to be a non-member of AARP and the Founder of GRAARP.

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