your favorite political "significant other" a Vermont Jackass for Valentine when you send
your paramour a Vermont Teddy Bear.
The now ubiquitous "Send you girlfriend a Vermont Teddy Bear for Valentine" commercial has
created a demand for a comparable service for politics. Thus was born "Send your favorite
political 'significant other' a Vermont Jackass for Valentine." (Copyright
2005) It's not limited to Democrats. Republicans want all Democrats to receive the
same gift-- a Vermont Jackass. In fact, Republicans will be sending them to each other (using,
of course, the Links Box at the end of this installment.)
There will be "celebration" in "the Republican Street." No word yet on
what will happen in "the Democratic Street," because they're as unpredictable as what the
media describe as the "Arab Street." Needless to say, however, there's no
doubt this Valentine to Democrats will reveal what everyone has known-- the "Blue States"
are really "Pink States," and the "Red States" are really "Blue
States" and had been so in every election since the 1960's until the year 2000 when the media
decided to switch the colors because they wanted to reverse the subliminal implication of the
left-leaning states being identified as "red."
A "Send your boyfriend a Vermont Rabbit" (copyright 2005) campaign by PoliSat.Com is now
in production to satisfy another demand that has been stimulated by the Vermont Teddy Bear
commercial. PoliSat.Com is feverishly in the process of trying to meet the demand for a comparable ad
designed to entice women to send special gifts to their boyfriends. Thus, PoliSat.Com will
soon unveil the Vermont Rabbit Valentine. No doubt you think you know why PoliSat.Com will
feature a "rabbit" for this service, but you would be wrong. That means you'll have
to "stay tuned" to learn why the symbol will be a rabbit. (Hint-- it has
nothing to do with the multiplication habits for which rabbits are most noted.)
link for this animation: http://PoliSat.Com/Images/VermontJackassForValentine.gif.
Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
9, 2005 #01 Daily Update at PoliSat.Com,
where satire is always
commentary, but commentary
isn't always satire.
Send your political "significant other" a Vermont Jackass
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