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Virginians Warn Warner and Webb:  A Yes-Vote for Cloture to Ebb Debate on ObamaCare is Yes to ObamaCare by Which Cherished Freedoms Will Ebb..·

By Jim Wrenn, 
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com. 
December 21, 2009--

            Virginians warn Warner and Webb:  Your yes-vote for cloture to ebb debate on ObamaCare was yes to ObamaCare by which cherished freedoms will ebb.  You may still believe you'll be able to "sell" to the voters the fable that subsequent voting of "nay" to oppose it, means "for" it you couldn't be labeled.  

            Although in the past many voters have swallowed such hogwash promoted in later campaigns, the tea-party gains will greatly outnumber such voters.  And thus you no longer can count on "Jay-Walking" voters to mount a margin of vict'ry because your vote-hist'ry the tea-party crowd won't discount.  

                However, you still have a chance to earn your redemption.  The chance?  When cloture is sought to vote on what's wrought in conference, vote "No, not a chance."  If this you would do you would earn respect from the folks who discern the way that ObamaCare our freedoms apart would tear, and thus might secure your next term.  In contrast, if "yes" you would vote the next time on cloture your vote and thus not abort the conference report, unseat you we will with our votes.

            To Webb:  So this message you'll see, Virginians will fax it to thee to give you a chance to think in advance on what your next vote ought to be.   To Eight-Zero-Four after One, then Seven then Seven then One, then Eight and then Three, then One and then Three-- from us many faxes will come.   Spend Christmas digesting this warning, and ready yourself for disarming the next cloture goal and thus replace coal you left in our stockings this morning.   

            Virginians desiring to send this message to Senator "Jim" should print-out this page and promptly engage your hardware to fax it to him.  And if, as you're reading these lines, you notice the rhythm and rhyme, and if you prefer the format for verse, scroll-down for the stanzas and lines.

Virginians warn Warner and Webb:  
Your yes-vote for cloture to ebb 
debate on ObamaCare 
was yes to ObamaCare 
by which cherished freedoms will ebb.  

You may still believe you'll be able 
to "sell" to the voters the fable 
that subsequent voting 
of "nay" to oppose it, 
means "for" it you couldn't be labeled.  

Although in the past many voters 
have swallowed such hogwash 
promoted in later campaigns, 
the tea-party gains 
will greatly outnumber such voters.  

And thus you no longer can count 
on "Jay-Walking" voters to mount 
a margin of vict'ry 
because your vote-hist'ry 
the tea-party crowd won't discount.  

However, you still have a chance 
to earn your redemption.  The chance?  
When cloture is sought 
to vote on what's wrought 
in conference, vote "No, not a chance."  

If this you would do you would earn 
respect from the folks who discern 
the way that ObamaCare 
our freedoms apart would tear, 
and thus might secure your next term.  

In contrast, if "yes" you would vote 
the next time on cloture your vote 
and thus not abort 
the conference report, 
unseat you we will with our votes.

To Webb:  So this message you'll see, 
Virginians will fax it to thee 
to give you a chance 
to think in advance 
on what your next vote ought to be.   

To Eight-Zero-Four after One, 
then Seven then Seven then One, 
then Eight and then Three, 
then One and then Three-- 
from us many faxes will come.

Spend Christmas digesting this warning, 
and ready yourself for disarming 
the next cloture goal 
and thus replace coal 
you left in our stockings this morning.

Virginians desiring to send 
this message to Senator "Jim" 
should print-out this page 
and promptly engage 
your hardware to fax it to him.

--Jim Wrenn, Virginia voter with a long memory and countless friends with equally long memories.

   
º¹ 804 after 1 -- i.e., 1 then 804 then 771 then 8313.

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