Virginians Warn Warner and Webb: A Yes-Vote for Cloture to Ebb Debate on ObamaCare is Yes to ObamaCare by Which Cherished Freedoms Will Ebb..·
By Jim
Wrenn,
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
December 21, 2009--
Virginians warn Warner and Webb: Your yes-vote for cloture to ebb debate on ObamaCare was yes to ObamaCare by which cherished freedoms will ebb. You may still believe you'll be able to "sell" to the voters the fable that subsequent voting of "nay" to oppose it, means "for" it you couldn't be labeled.
Although in the past many voters have swallowed such hogwash promoted in later campaigns, the tea-party gains will greatly outnumber such voters. And thus you no longer can count on "Jay-Walking" voters to mount a margin of vict'ry because your vote-hist'ry the tea-party crowd won't discount.
However, you still have a chance to earn your redemption. The chance? When cloture is sought to vote on what's wrought in conference, vote "No, not a chance." If this you would do you would earn respect from the folks who discern the way that ObamaCare our freedoms apart would tear, and thus might secure your next term. In contrast, if "yes" you would vote the next time on cloture your vote and thus not abort the conference report, unseat you we will with our votes.
To Webb: So this message you'll see, Virginians will fax it to thee to give you a chance to think in advance on what your next vote ought to be. To Eight-Zero-Four after One, then Seven then Seven then One, then Eight and then Three, then One and then Three-- from us many faxes will come. Spend Christmas digesting this warning, and ready yourself for disarming the next cloture goal and thus replace coal you left in our stockings this morning.
Virginians desiring to send this message to Senator "Jim" should print-out this page (go here to print a text-only version) and promptly engage your hardware to fax it to him. And if, as you're reading these lines, you notice the rhythm and rhyme, and if you prefer the format for verse, scroll-down for the stanzas and lines.
Virginians
warn Warner and Webb:
Your yes-vote for cloture to ebb
debate on ObamaCare
was
yes to ObamaCare
by which cherished freedoms will ebb.
You
may still believe
you'll be able
to "sell" to the voters the fable
that subsequent
voting
of "nay" to oppose it,
means "for" it you couldn't be
labeled.
Although
in the past many voters
have swallowed such hogwash
promoted in later campaigns,
the tea-party gains
will greatly outnumber such voters.
·Votes by Warner and Webb that Virginian's will NOT forget or forgive. |
And
thus you no longer can count
on "Jay-Walking"
voters to mount
a margin of vict'ry
because your vote-hist'ry
the tea-party
crowd won't discount.
However,
you still have a chance
to earn your redemption. The chance?
When cloture is sought
to vote on what's wrought
in conference, vote "No, not a chance."
If
this you would do you would earn
respect from the folks who discern
the way that ObamaCare
our freedoms apart would tear,
and thus might secure your next term.
In
contrast, if "yes" you would vote
the next time on cloture your vote
and thus not abort
the conference report,
unseat you we will with our votes.
To
Eight-Zero-Four after One,
then Seven then Seven
then One,
then Eight and then Three,
then One and then Three--
from us many faxes will come.
Spend
Christmas digesting this warning,
and ready yourself for disarming
the next cloture goal
and thus replace coal
you left in our stockings this morning.
Virginians
desiring to send
this message to Senator "Jim"
should print-out this page
and promptly engage
your hardware to fax it
to him.
--Jim Wrenn, Virginia voter with a long memory and countless friends with equally long memories.
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