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Super-Thursday Romney/McCain Alliance Prepares Political Battlefield Against Essence of Hillary Clinton and/or Barack Obama as Would-Be Monarchs of Clintalot (a.k.a. Bubbalot) and/or Obamalot. ·

By Jim Wrenn, 
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
 
February 7, 2008--

            The Super-Thursday alliance between Mitt Romney and John McCain prepares the political battlefield against the Essence of Hillary Clinton and/or Barack Obama as would-be Monarchs of the putative Kingdoms of Clintalot (a.k.a. Bubbalot) and/or Obamalot.  In contrast, the Super-Tuesday battle between Obama and Clinton yielded a stand-off between the monarchs of those two rival putative kingdoms of Clintalot/Bubbalot and Obamalot.  Barack draws support mostly from the YOUTH (Young Offspring Unexposed to History) vote expected to be inspired by themes emulating MTV's "rock the vote" campaign to "educate" young voters (see above-right video).  Hillary draws her most ardent support from the GOTBOH Gals (the "Government Ought To Be Our Husbands" Gals), who have now eclipsed the famed "Soccer Moms," who supported our First Black President, Bill "Bubba" Clinton.  For elucidation on the "Essence of Hillary," see the video below-right in this installment.

            Regarding the stand-off between the putative Kingdoms of Obamalot and Clintalot/Bubbalot, many political experts were surprised that Queen Hillary withstood (though barely) attempts by minions of Obamalot to overthrow Clintalot/Bubbalot in the Peoples's Republic of Massachusetts despite Tawdrid, brother of the fallen King of Camelot, having placed Excalibur on Obama's Left Shoulder and pronounced him King Obamthur of Obamalot.  Yet there are strong signs that the loyal subjects of Obamalot are amassing a far greater arsenal to be wielded against the rapidly dwindling arsenal and anti-siege defenses of Clintalot/Bubbalot.  Indeed, one wonders how the Essence of Hillary managed to triumph over the Essence of Barack.  How can the GOTBOH Gals hope to overcome a looming MTV-style "BaRack The Vote"  campaign to expand Obama's support among the YOUTH voters?    On the other hand, one can easily understand how so many progressives may find it difficult to choose between them in the land of The Peoples Cube..

            Meanwhile, as revealed in a recent post, Hillary's support among blacks is diminishing (despite Andrew Young's proclamation on behalf of Bill Clinton that Hillary is married to a man who's "blacker than Barack Obama), and Barack's support among whites is growing (despite Bill Clinton's subsequent efforts to imply Barack is "too black" to be elected).  Of course, Hillary's most ardent supporters are counting on the "Essence of Hillary" (see video to the right) ultimately triumphing over Barack's charismatic appeal, but many prominent feminist leaders among the GOTBOH Gals concede that those very qualities tend to diminish support for Hillary among most males.  Other supporters of Hillary stressed that her Machiavellian political skills will enable her to adjust her positions on key issues to attract a broad spectrum of supporters and that a recent video about her has been shown to be captivating to many males.

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            Yet it's those very qualities that make her candidacy attractive to feminists.  Indeed, one of the efforts to bridge that "gender gap" was the video showing Hillary as "Thatcher-esq" in being able to confront threats threats from "evil men" but also a woman with cleavage giving her "sex appeal" in the opinion of no less an expert than Sharon Stone.

            How will this stand-off between Hillary and Barack, which PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief presciently predicted way back in 2006, end?  Will they continue "knocking" each other or will they kiss and makeup?  Regardless of the outcome, it seems clear that neither of them will decide that their party's Bridge on the River Fie was a "bridge too far," that their party's "extra-backpack support for our troops" undermined our troops' mission, or recognize or concede that absent George Bush having toppled Saddam Hussein, we would today be facing two, not four, terror-supporting states possessing, or aggressively developing, weapons of mass destruction.

            Meanwhile, McCain is licking his chops over the now-virtual certainty that he will be the nominee in the November 2008 Election.  His speech at CPAC today made it clear that he will convey to the country what he sees as the importance of viewing victory as the only acceptable "end game" in what Rudy Giuliani correctly described as "the jihadists' war against us."

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--Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com.

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