2008 Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction as stand-in for Janet Jackson falls short of being her breast
performance and thus fails to provide the lift Bill Clinton predicted..·
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
January 30, 2008--
While there's much discussion in the media about Hillary
Clinton's campaign putting Bill Clinton on a shorter leash, inside the campaign Bill is
still calling the shots. Believing that the media have now tagged Hillary as being "too
white, too old and too un-sexy," and remembering that Janet Jackson had previously expressed
her support for Hillary, he arranged for Hillary and himself to join Janet Jackson and Justin
Timberlake for a 2008 reprise of the "wardrobe malfunction" half-time show. This
year's show will feature new high-tech special effects such that with both couples "on the
stage," it will appear that "Jackson and Timberlake" "morph" into
"Hillary and Bill" before performance of the "wardrobe malfunction" by Bill and
Bill thinks this is necessary to enable Hillary to regain the reputation of being
"sexy" as she was described by Sharon Stone. Bill said that many months ago, Hillary
had reinforced her "sex-goddess" image by exposing her cleavage while giving a speech in
the Senate and by wearing an extremely skimpy costume in singing a political duet with Barack Obama
Knock You Babe." But the Washington
Post tried to destroy that image by publishing a doctored photo of a haggard old white woman
purporting to be Hillary. Said Bill, "Why, she looks better than that on her
When a society columnist asked Bill whether Hillary had undergone "reconstructive
surgery," he turned angry and said, "Don't you think they'd be a lot bigger if she'd done
that?" The reporter then explained she was referring to facial surgery rather than breast
Meanwhile, Bill was getting ready to perform an Al Jolsen imitation to remind everyone that he was
he "first black president," and that Hillary had really been the "First Black First
Lady." "Not even Oprah can claim that," he added.
Through the excellent sources of PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief, we have obtained a
copy of the video of Hillary's 2008 Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction (see above -right), and a
larger, better quality version is here.
Additional versions (both wmv and YouTube formats) for other sizes and
connection speeds are here.
The obvious question that everyone has before watching the video is: "Are they
real," but those who've watched the video say such question is irrelevant and inapplicable.
How, or whether, this "wardrobe malfunction" will affect the campaign is yet to be
seen. Some say it's "unbecoming" a "First Lady," but others point out that
Virginia's flag depicts a woman with a bear breast defeating a tyrant. Also, don't forget the
bare-breasted "Spirit of Justice" statue that John Ashcroft hid behind some blue
curtains. Said Bill, "The beauty of bare breasts is in the eye of the older."
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