I'm
Martha. Today's tip's on foiland leftovers likely to spoil
without being frozen
on not being chosen
while serving or else they will spoil.
A leftover turkey is ample
to show what I mean by example.
When serving is stopped,
the turkey cannot
be saved unless cooling is ample.
A turkey can safely get older
if sealed well at freezing or colder
but surely will spoil
if wrapped just in foil
especially the type from Alcoa.
PoliSat.Com obtained this highly confidential memo from Martha Stewart to George Bush regarding his obvious failure to properly handle a turkey no longer suitable for serving in a manner sufficient to prevent spoiling. Bush must not have read the Peter Principle, or else he would have laterally "promoted" Paul O'Neill to a suitable ambassadorship to Latvia or made him a roaming ambassador with Bono rather than forcing him to resign.
