Jan. 9, 2004:  PoliSat .Com's Political Satire/ Commentary   Daily Update # 01·· ™©·2004··
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The Legacy of "Rose is a Rose" isn't Lying on Betting but Betting on Lying.·

If "rose is a rose" permits vying
for Fame despite betting and lying,
for lying on betting
it's time for forgetting
and likewise for betting on lying.

The legacy standards requiring
confessions of betting and lying
require me to state
my biggest mistake
was betting on Monica lying.

Pete Rose's current campaign to gain recognition of his legacy in the Hall of Fame shows he was not only lying on betting but also was betting on lying.   PoliSat.Com has exclusively learned from sources that are highly reliable, if not reliably high, that Pete Rose will be inducted into the Hall of Fame in recognition of his indisputable achievements for the most consecutive years of betting on lying by lying on betting.  Such action will foster hope for another of the last century's most accomplished liars in his continuing campaign seeking proper recognition of his legacy.  Speaking strictly off the record, Clinton boasted that his record surpasses Pete Rose's record as grounds for posterity's recognition of an enduring legacy because in more consecutive years he made more hits and scored more often and has court settlements to prove it.  However, according to Washington insiders insisting on remaining anonymous, Hillary Clinton told her closest advisors that Bill only scored once for the home team.
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