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Dec. 5, 2002:  PoliSat.Com's Political Satire/Commentary Daily Update #01·™©·2002··
To counter an Ex-POTUS "whine-ary",  ·
go "Counter" then "Clinton" then "Library."  ··
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Bill Clinton has named his library
a "center" instead of library.
Of course we know why
in the blink of an eye:
'cause "library" rhymes with "Liebrary."™

But why did he choose the word "center"?
It's not 'cause the sound rhymes with "enter."
The idea was his,
so we know that it "is"
subconscious Clinphonics© for "sinner" !

But OSHA made safety-rules clear
to which tourists have to adhere: 
For women they're here;
For children, they're here;
For Bill's protégés they are here.

Since Clinton chose "Center" not "Library,"
for housing his legacy "whine-ary."
To counter his shrine
preserving his whines,
go "Counter" then "Clinton" then "Library."*

-- Librarian@ClintonLiebrary.Com.

Clinphonics© is a term I coined and explained in the Clinton Liebrary Book in the chapter on Translating Clintonese. See also "Hookered on Clinphonics." .
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·* This reprise and update was inspired by today's announcement of the establishment of a bricks & mortar "Counter Clinton Library" in Little Rock scheduled to open in 2003.  --Jim Wrenn, Editor@PoliSat.Com..
Direct link for this Update:  ·http://polisat.com/du2002/du021231.htm#20021205-01·™©2002.
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