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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Naomi Wolf.
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Fickle-Down beats Trickle-Down
in the War between Venus and Mars
General Wolf on the march against General Bush (limerick 20000908-01)
    The proof that so few pay attention
    and rarely make learning their mission?
    They shift o'er and o'er
    between Bush and Gore
    and most who are shifting are women.
    Naomi was right all along
    on how to change women in throngs.
    The way to prevail?
    Just be Alpha Male
    and for you they'll want to wear thongs.
    It's clear that political wars
    are now between Venus and Mars: 
    "Take care of my needs !"
    or "Just let me be !"
    Such opposites:  Venus and Mars.
© 2000 --Inspired by the sudden, massive shift among women voters after Gore French-kissed Tipper at the convention.  The philosophical differences between Bush and Gore are clear enough and wide enough that opinions of voters who keep themselves informed on political issues and base their decisions on reasoning do not shift back and forth between such clearly opposing political views.  It seems clear that a much larger percentage of women than men want security more than freedom and a much larger percentage of men than women want freedom more than security.  To the men-bashers I say this:  It's freedom that has produced the historically unprecedented security we now enjoy, not the other way around.

Naomi Wolf morphs Al Gore into Alpha Gore  
(drill-song rhythm)(19991105-02)
    Folks who checked this lone-Wolf's trail 
    claim Gore paid me over scale.
    He said "Naomi, please don't fail, 
    change me into Alpha Male."
    I admit I used my wiles 
    teaching Gore just how to smile.
    And I spent a little while 
    teaching him to dress in style.
    He has fam'ly-man appeal ---
    not the type to make girls squeal.
    He must learn their pain to feel,
    Then they all will want to kneel.
    I can teach him how to show 
    the darker side they want to know.
    And when I'm done you all will know 
    I've shown him how to make them glow.
© 1999 (revised 2000)

She-Wolf changes Beta Gore to Alpha Gore(limerick 19991103)
    As VP I'm sure I've been greater 
    than he who had misspelled potatoe.
    I have all the data 
    to prove I've been greater 
    but soccer moms think I'm a beta
    So how can I get them to see 
    the alpha male hidden in me?
    I'm wearing Old Spice, 
    but need some advice 
    from someone who thinks like a "she."
    I don't know how 
    I'm seen as a cow 
    when I should be seen as a bull.
    But I've fixed it now 
    'cause soon I'll learn how 
    with help from a feminine Wolf. 
© 1999