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Donald Trump.
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Viva
La France:
Everyone knows I like
women--
in that way I'm just like the French
As lovers they're great
as a sub for your mate ...
as allies they stay on the bench
©
1999
--Inspired by Trump's
comments that the French are not dependable allies.
Donald
Trump plays his trump-card:
Confiscation for Ovations
(aka
Bread & Circuses)
To win-over those who
oppose trade that's free,
I can't let Buchannan out-pander me
Most folks succumb to
the power of envy,
and that's why class-warfare is always so trendy.
To entice folks away
from the pitchfork brigade,
I'll pick on the rich of whom they're afraid.
The fact that I'm rich
won't matter to them--
it's whom I attack that's important, my friend
They don't know better
-- on that you can bet --
so I'll blame the rich for the national debt.
They'll think I'm good
-- like old Robbin' Hood --
if they had the chance they'd take all they
could.
The pitchfork brigade
will think I'm a honey
when I buy their votes with those other folks' money.
To capture the votes
of those caught in the dregs,
I'll give them the goose and not just the eggs.
©
1999