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PoliSat Rhymes about...
Donald Trump
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Viva La France:
    Everyone knows I like women-- 
    in that way I'm just like the French
    As lovers they're great 
    as a sub for your mate ...
    as allies they stay on the bench 
© 1999
--Inspired by Trump's comments that the French are not dependable allies.

Donald Trump plays his trump-card:  
Confiscation for Ovations
(aka Bread & Circuses)
    To win-over those who oppose trade that's free, 
    I can't let Buchannan out-pander me
    Most folks succumb to the power of envy, 
    and that's why class-warfare is always so trendy.

    To entice folks away from the pitchfork brigade, 
    I'll pick on the rich of whom they're afraid.
    The fact that I'm rich won't matter to them--
    it's whom I attack that's important, my friend

    They don't know better -- on that you can bet -- 
    so I'll blame the rich for the national debt.
    They'll think I'm good -- like old Robbin' Hood -- 
    if they had the chance they'd take all they could.

    The pitchfork brigade will think I'm a honey 
    when I buy their votes with those other folks' money.
    To capture the votes of those caught in the dregs, 
    I'll give them the goose and not just the eggs.
 
© 1999